Because I like to torture myself by watching bad movies.
From Chicago: Velma: Thank you Roxie and I would just like to thank you for your belief in our innocence. Roxie: Yes it was your letters, telegrams, and words of encouragement that helped us through this terrible ordeal of ours. Velma: You know a lot of people have lost faith in America. Roxie: And what America stands for. Velma: We are the living examples of what a wonderful country this is
I think the thought of ironbite licking Caitshidhe's ears till cows came is far more disturbing than any naked flesh we could post. Sexy thoughts are universally ruined by the introduction of farm animals.
Post by darthtoxic on Sept 2, 2009 23:42:49 GMT -5
Last new movie I saw was Ponyo. Currently I'm watching "Evil Dead: The Whole Gory Affair", a fan-edit a friend of mine did which rearranges some stuff and cuts all three ED films into one epic.
"Everything I own is in the corner of your room. It's covered with a sheet just like it died - but I will take a broom. I'll sweep it new again, arrange it... Oh, I'll grow a dozen hands. No, I never will neglect my world again. I'm safe beneath my blanket. Call it home... For you. For me... and rainbows."
I will make this happen! I can raise a hippalektryon. I'll put ribbons in its mane and tail feathers. It'll be a Sussex cock and a Thoroughbred horse. I'll hunt the gryphon and bring back the jar of blood. You can write his secrets on a sheet of paper made from a dead ent. You will go to Candyland, where many a great warrior fell!
Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III. Worth it for a young Viggo Mortensen.
A vandal on Wikipedia's "Justin Bieber: Never Say Never" page wrote: "Probably just justin bieber getting chased by fans and dancing badly. If you just watch his music videos they show the same exact thing for free. Don't waste your money."