Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Jul 3, 2011 3:08:10 GMT -5
Someone submitted a quote from this site to the front page, but upon reading through it, I thought a forum discussion of its hilarity might be warranted.
www.csagov.org/ is the "official" website for the "government" of the "occupied" nation of the Confederate States of America. Yes, the south will, indeed, rise again and is, in fact, in the process of doing so, according to these folks.
Their FAQ page includes some amusing little blurbs, including these:
The south has been enslaved by Scallywags! Suffering such atrocities as... paying taxes! And apparently religious and military oppression, probably in the form of not being allowed to tar and feather gay soldiers or something like that.
HUNDREDS of dollars.
It's also amusing to watch the FAQ page become angrier and angrier as it goes on. Such professionalism from this "government".
There's also a page where you can apply for citizenship in the Confederacy (anyone who hasn't applied will apparently be considered a "resident alien" when the great nation rises again), a page for the "Confederate Intelligence Bureau" ("Beginning in May of 2000 key people in the Southern Independence movement began keeping notes on those who seemed to be doing the greatest damage to the movement by misdirection and by being agents provocateur and who were always attempting to keep the pot boiling so to speak and create internal strife."), departments of justice, defence, war, etc., and plenty more to dig through.
www.csagov.org/ is the "official" website for the "government" of the "occupied" nation of the Confederate States of America. Yes, the south will, indeed, rise again and is, in fact, in the process of doing so, according to these folks.
Their FAQ page includes some amusing little blurbs, including these:
[Responding to "Don't you realize that you are better off that you lost; for look at the great and wealthy nation we have become under the reunited United States of America."]This is a typical Yankee-ism we even hear among professors from Southern colleges as well as Yankees and Scallywags. It is the epitome of politically correct robotic thinking. No, we do not realize that we are better off now under Federal Union occupation than we were while we were free under the Confederate States of America. What we realize is that we have suffered the pillaging of our homes and farms and from the economic, civil, religious and military oppression from the Federal Union under reconstruction and continued occupation for 145 years. We have all been made slaves, black and white alike to the unconstitutional and otherwise illegal I.R.S. and its personal income tax fraud against us.
The south has been enslaved by Scallywags! Suffering such atrocities as... paying taxes! And apparently religious and military oppression, probably in the form of not being allowed to tar and feather gay soldiers or something like that.
We don't even want to bother the U. S. Government other than to request a Peace Treaty and regain our Liberty as a Nation no longer under occupation. Most of us have spent years and hundreds of dollars in futile efforts to reform the corruption gripping the Federal Union of the United States and we were finally driven to the firm knowledge and conclusion that it was a hopeless cause.
HUNDREDS of dollars.
It's also amusing to watch the FAQ page become angrier and angrier as it goes on. Such professionalism from this "government".
There's also a page where you can apply for citizenship in the Confederacy (anyone who hasn't applied will apparently be considered a "resident alien" when the great nation rises again), a page for the "Confederate Intelligence Bureau" ("Beginning in May of 2000 key people in the Southern Independence movement began keeping notes on those who seemed to be doing the greatest damage to the movement by misdirection and by being agents provocateur and who were always attempting to keep the pot boiling so to speak and create internal strife."), departments of justice, defence, war, etc., and plenty more to dig through.