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Post by Nutcase on May 2, 2009 0:38:10 GMT -5
Keith Deltano is a...uh...abstinence comedian with a shaven head and angry veins sticking out of his neck. He claims condom failure rates are between ten and 30 percent, and that using a condom is exactly like letting someone takd a cinder-block to your package - if you're a boy. If you're a girl, using birth control is exactly like wanting to become a pregnant teenager, because The Pill comes in a "wheely thing" that most girls, being inept at math, would find hard to use. Observe: If you would like to book this charmer for your next event, go to his website at www.virginityrocks.com |
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Post by antichrist on May 2, 2009 0:46:02 GMT -5
I don't even remember the last time I saw a "wheely thing". They come in packages now that are either 3 or 4 rows X 7 columns Makes it much easier for us poor math retarded females, it's like scheduling shoe shopping every day  And what the fuck is with these tough man preachers? Are their dicks that small? 25% of teenage girls get pregnant? Where the hell does that happen? |
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Post by ironbite on May 2, 2009 1:40:36 GMT -5
In their filthy, dirty, stinking, minds.
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Post by Hades on May 2, 2009 3:53:34 GMT -5
And what the fuck is with these tough man preachers? Are their dicks that small? I always find that pretty funny. There's plenty of those guys on YouTube, and they play Christian "hard rock" in the background. Get down on your knees and pray... TO THE EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEME! |
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Post by karl on May 2, 2009 5:09:44 GMT -5
So basically god gives you bits to play with and then says if you dare play with them then I am gonna torture you for eternity.
This god guy sounds to me like a bit of a psycotic megalomaniac.
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Post by deliciousdemon on May 2, 2009 5:48:48 GMT -5
I paused my MicrobeWorld podcast for this? Blehck.
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Post by schizophonic on May 2, 2009 9:21:55 GMT -5
So women don't get their nuts smashed with a cinder block?
I'm kidding. But how is the comparison between condom use and cinder blocks even remotely accurate? Except that most guys seem to think both would "kill the pleasure."
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Post by SimSim on May 2, 2009 9:30:03 GMT -5
Why have accuracy when you can use scare tactics instead? I doubt they even wanted to make an accurate comparison. All they want to do is to try to scare kids in to not having sex.
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Post by schizophonic on May 2, 2009 9:31:53 GMT -5
Yeah, but I doubt the cinder block thing is going to scare anyone.
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Post by SimSim on May 2, 2009 9:34:36 GMT -5
Probably not. Part of the reason abstience only sex ed doesn't work.
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Post by schizophonic on May 2, 2009 9:38:43 GMT -5
Probably not. Part of the reason abstience only sex ed doesn't work. That and it only scares people OUT of using condoms. They think it doesn't prevent HIV, pregnancy, etc., so they don't bother. And Holy shit, whent he was talking about how they never show the reality of sex on TV. what's sad is he probably believes that's accurate. |
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Post by peanutfan on May 2, 2009 12:56:27 GMT -5
If we combined the statistics of condoms used correctly AND incorrectly, I might buy the 10-30% failure thing. I'd have to see the statistics on condoms used incorrectly, though.
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Post by Vene on May 2, 2009 13:15:45 GMT -5
The male laytex condom, when used correctly, has a success fate of 97%, for typical (incorrect) use it's 86% effective. Not that these numbers don't include spermicide. link |
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Post by karl on May 2, 2009 13:16:16 GMT -5
I am really confused now, they think some bald headed guy with sticky out veins is going to stop kids having sex and then when that doesnt work and the girl gets pregnant because they havent taught the guy how to use a condom then the girl cannot have an abortion and they are both headed for hell.
Oh and they are trying to teach kids that sex is bad and nasty too
how to produce sexualy repressed little christians.
I doesnt take much fundy logic to confuse me.
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Post by SimSim on May 2, 2009 13:22:04 GMT -5
I am really confused now, they think some bald headed guy with sticky out veins is going to stop kids having sex and then when that doesnt work and the girl gets pregnant because they havent taught the guy how to use a condom then the girl cannot have an abortion and they are both headed for hell. I doesnt take much fundy logic to confuse me. Sometimes the logic gets even screwier. You see the girl does go get an abortion. But of course, it's totally different and okay for her to get an abortion. It's just wrong for others to have an abortion. |
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