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Post by devilschaplain2 on May 2, 2009 13:37:55 GMT -5
Smash my......nuts? Those sick bastards!
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Post by SimSim on May 2, 2009 13:54:32 GMT -5
Woah! DC has three nuts! Makes you extra fecund.
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Post by devilschaplain2 on May 2, 2009 14:01:20 GMT -5
Woah! DC has three nuts! Makes you extra fecund. And extra pissed off....lotta testosterone.
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Post by SimSim on May 2, 2009 14:09:00 GMT -5
Uhoh! *takes note not to piss off DC* Don't want you going all Hulk smash!
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Post by devilschaplain2 on May 2, 2009 14:10:47 GMT -5
Uhoh! *takes note not to piss off DC* Don't want you going all Hulk smash! Must....crush....fundies!
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Post by karl on May 2, 2009 14:40:10 GMT -5
Christian sexuality is very strange, there used to be a forum decicated to men against masturbation and the wingnuts on there were really scarey. I got myself banned for suggesting that Jeebus enjoyed wanking into a sock on a regular basis :-)
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Post by Caitshidhe on May 2, 2009 15:15:35 GMT -5
Abstinence only 'education' is bad enough by itself without this small-penis, angry-veined, Vin Diesel wannabe threatening to squash some guy's testicles with a cinderblock. Because COMPREHENSIVE sex ed has real statistics, facts, and proven effectiveness behind it, the opposition has to resort to bullshit and sensationalism to even SEEMINGLY have a chance at a following.
Seriously, condoms fail 30% OF THE TIME? And 25% of teenage girls get pregnant? Where do THOSE statistics come from? What bunch of idiots.
Fundies are a ridiculous lot. No group of people has such screwy attitudes towards human sexuality--they claim to abhor it, but at the same time they spend an INCREDIBLE amount of time thinking about it. That's just what happens when you repress something--the more forbidden it is, the more enticing it is!
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Post by schizophonic on May 2, 2009 15:32:15 GMT -5
Sometimes the logic gets even screwier. You see the girl does go get an abortion. But of course, it's totally different and okay for her to get an abortion. It's just wrong for others to have an abortion. Yeah, and they take advantage of the privacy granted by them evile librul skum to hide it. I've always laughed that they want abortionists named and shamed, because a lot do. It's like outing homosexuals. I mean, I'd hate to be forcefully outed either as bisexual or trans, but who do you think it's going to hurt more to be outed...Me, the librual hippie faggit, or the good Pastor who's calling the "boy crazy" hotline? And who's gonna be worse off for being outed as an abortionist? Smash my......nuts? Those sick bastards! There's a spot on your right (rightest?) nut. Maybe you should get it checked. It'd be a shame for you to lose one. Christian sexuality is very strange, there used to be a forum decicated to men against masturbation and the wingnuts on there were really scarey. I got myself banned for suggesting that Jeebus enjoyed wanking into a sock on a regular basis :-) I don't know why they spend so much time thinking about masturbation. actually, I do. If they spent a couple of minutes (and that's all they'd last) doing it, they'd be less obsessed. I think the same's true with homosexuality. Actually, I don't think so, but it'd be funny watching the Christian youth attempt it...
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Post by dasfuchs on May 2, 2009 16:06:25 GMT -5
I know four girls that could out debate this guy in any subject, and one that would punch his lights out for the insult
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Post by karl on May 2, 2009 16:10:07 GMT -5
Perhaps this van diesel look-a-like is a virgin himself (35 and lives with his mother) and thats why he thinks everyone esle should be.Although he does still live with his mother he has to scrape the mould off her from time to time as she is starting to go a bit green and smell a bit nasty.
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Post by Caitshidhe on May 2, 2009 17:26:22 GMT -5
The people who fire-breathingly preach "DON'T HAVE SEX! SEX IS BAD! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!" fall into two groups: those who will die alone and unsatisfied, and those who will fuck anything that'll stand still long enough. I'm guessing this guy finishes his scaremongering for the day, and then goes off for a boink boink with his little sixteen-year-old fangirls. Girls who, thanks to his bullshittery and the falsehoods disseminated by the anti-education ninnies, won't require him to wear a rubber.
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Post by Old Viking on May 2, 2009 19:36:12 GMT -5
Let's never forget that sex can lead to dancing.
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Post by schizophonic on May 2, 2009 19:43:08 GMT -5
I know four girls that could out debate this guy in any subject, and one that would punch his lights out for the insult Seriously, how many girls couldn't out debate him? I'm thinking maybe that Prejean chick, but...
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Post by deliciousdemon on May 2, 2009 21:30:06 GMT -5
The male laytex condom, when used correctly, has a success fate of 97%, for typical (incorrect) use it's 86% effective. Not that these numbers don't include spermicide. linkWhich makes things all itchy. Just sayin'.
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Post by Oriet on May 2, 2009 21:33:56 GMT -5
Itchy? I never found that to be so. Sure you're not sensitive to the spermicide or latex?
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