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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 11, 2011 16:02:37 GMT -5
Eh, you're not cis AND hetero, so it's safe to say you belong here. Although I think Allies count too, so basically everyone on the forum?
I'd offer bed-sharing, but I'm apparently rampantly sexual and I'm not exactly...girly. Sorreh. >:
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Jul 11, 2011 11:54:22 GMT -5
Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 11, 2011 11:54:22 GMT -5
Not unless it's with a real whip. Hair tickles too much.
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Jul 11, 2011 10:29:14 GMT -5
Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 11, 2011 10:29:14 GMT -5
Amaranth: Yeees...especially when dealing with crazy people *coughToddcough*... You better watch your ass...Todd's TOTALLY gonna whip his hair at cho. Don't you mean headbang at me? 'cause that wig's not gonna stay on his head.
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Jul 11, 2011 10:11:28 GMT -5
Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 11, 2011 10:11:28 GMT -5
I need to watch Luke more often...I can't remember his creepy slasher personality's name, but I like him. And I don't read TGWTG fanfiction (I did watch Sage's reading of a AVGN/TGWTG fight fanfic) but I found one that bills itself as a Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni version of Kickassia... I'm tempted, mostly because I want to know if the author had different critics fit the different characters (like, who would be Keiichi? If it was a Suburban Knights fanfic, I could see Luke and Mathew as Shion and Mion... ...*opens up Word* Amaranth: Yeees...especially when dealing with crazy people *coughToddcough*...
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 11, 2011 0:50:49 GMT -5
Wow, cute couple~
Beer is disgusting and it all smells the same to me...my roommate got a Corona for me to try, and I couldn't drink even half of it, even while eating. I was going to see if I could try some of our temp roommate's beer (it's from a micro-brewery) but it smells just like that damn Corona.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 11, 2011 0:35:06 GMT -5
That's fine, Jesse makes a better guy anyway...I'm glad I didn't grow up watching PokéMon, or I'd feel really conflicted right now. Amaranth: Funny story, but after learning about James' man-loving ways, in Western Civ no less, I tried to discuss it with my dad. He still insists that the gay King James was James II. It amuses me.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 11, 2011 0:26:41 GMT -5
Having a ton of mosquito bites appear on you within five or ten minutes. I have one on my arm that's badly swollen, and it's shaped like a motherfucking tadpole. I have bad news for you...that's not a mosquito bite. You're the incubator for a horde of unholy insectoid creatures. I also have good news-- you won't live to watch them hatch.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 11, 2011 0:24:45 GMT -5
I still insist that Shadow wasn't artificially aged and was a few years older than Maria.
I am so pathetic. Physical age trumps actual age. He could be 1 year old, but if he has the body and mind of an 18 year old, then it's practically not underage. Yeah, but the artificially aging thing's never made sense to me; it always seemed that it'd be the opposite, that he'd be a small child in a grown hedgehog's body. He wouldn't naturally have the experiences and maturity of someone who'd developed naturally to the same age as his body, he'd have the brain of a grown hedgehog, but the thought processes of a baby; if he DID have the equivalent experiences, the memories would be artificially created OR extracted from another being, which leaves him with no identity of his own, which isn't exactly unheard of in the Sonic universe but which makes me sad inside. Thus, I prefer natural aging, as it also allows for him to have been raised alongside Maria instead of having all of his protectiveness and the memories of trying to protect her be falsely implanted by Grandpa Robotnik. ...*sighs and hides again*
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Jul 10, 2011 16:11:25 GMT -5
Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 10, 2011 16:11:25 GMT -5
Psst, they almost kissed at the Pride parade. Yes it was awesome. No they didn't go through with it. And I knew that Hagan had a girlfriend, though I don't know if said girlfriend is a certain recurring minion...
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 10, 2011 12:24:24 GMT -5
Free gender reassignment surgeries for one partner in a same-sex relationship! Quick Someone find me a man! You do realize you'd also have to get within 5 yards of a kid, too, right?
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 10, 2011 10:41:36 GMT -5
Oh you are fucking shitting me...if it played out like that article says, the employees responsible for the shitty water as well as the lifeguard who seemed to have ignored the little boy better face some fucking charges of some fucking kind.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 10, 2011 10:30:34 GMT -5
I want to know the Religious Right's plan for getting a mother and father for every family. Free gender reassignment surgeries for one partner in a same-sex relationship!
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 10, 2011 10:14:50 GMT -5
I still insist that Shadow wasn't artificially aged and was a few years older than Maria.
I am so pathetic.
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Jul 10, 2011 10:12:12 GMT -5
Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 10, 2011 10:12:12 GMT -5
I think you're right about Lindsay not...standing out, at all, at least as a character. Nella constantly overshadows her, which isn't saying much and really doesn't emphasize Nella's pure awesomeosity on its own merits. I still don't know why I'm not attracted to her-- I mean, for fuck's sake, she's got freckles, big ol' light colored eyes, looks great in a dress, all that good shit. *grumbles* My sexuality's seriously confusing me as much as gender in general does.
Does Lupa have a beau? Like, I remember seeing a dude hanging around in some of her videos, but I don't know who he is or what he is to her...if he is her BF or hubby or whatever, he should totally beat Todd and Stickboy up...if not, he could act like he is in order to scare them away.
I never got to watch LBT, period, it just wasn't allowed, so seeing reviews about it and its sequels was like seeing the review for Never-Ending Story 3. I kept seeing commercials and shit for both, and that's where my actual nostalgia for it ends. Commercials. Fucking commercials that played in the beginning of VHS tapes. Same thing with Pokiemans, same thing with a lot of other shit. I feel robbed of a pop culture rich childhood, so watching the reviewers (including a certain be-fedora'd reviewer's Top 14 Pokemon Trivia list) is kinda like staking a claim on what I wasn't allowed to have when I was little. So I'm willing to ignore that these were shitty movies or whatever and just savor the brief taste of childhood.
Please, bitch, my roommate was into them before you ever were. XD And she's so weird, she goes to museums, hookah shops, and wine-tastings for FUN.
I am SO disappointed that 8-bit Mickey never punched the Critic. Fucking goat fucker.
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Jul 10, 2011 7:43:51 GMT -5
Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 10, 2011 7:43:51 GMT -5
The stickman's with the stop sign, and I don't think she'd appreciate your getting some stick man action.
I don't like Lindsay. I don't know why, and I feel bad for not liking her, but I just have NO interest in her. I like a lot of her reviews, but...I dunno, there's just nothing there. <.<; I don't know why; I'd gladly go for Nella or Elisa, but Lindsay is...I don't know. I'm about as attracted to her as I'd be attracted to my sister, if I had one. It kinda bugs me that I have no idea why that is.
Mmmm Nella nibblin'...and I'm not an anime nerd by any means, the only series I've watched all the way through is Ouran High School Host Club (shut up, Kyouya's hot) and I mostly just watch abridged series of anime for shits and giggles. So maybe that helps my disinterest in JO...I mean, at least MarzGurl reviews shit I've actually heard about (albeit never actually watched, as in "Land Before Time")...
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