I really must remember to get in touch with Killinger, lots of idiots to stuff into his magic murder bag
Solomon's 1st Law: Fortune and Happenstance share a complimentary property with each other. As Fortune increases, random negative acts of happenstance increase - and vice versa. 2nd Law: (1st law of higher ed.) the less likely you are to use something, the more likely it is your degree will require it at some point.