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Post by Captain Obvious on May 17, 2009 0:45:09 GMT -5
I am sure that anyone who has spent any reasonable amount of time arguing about religion on the internet has encountered at least one theist who gives a metaphor to try to explain why we as Atheists cannot comprehend the perfection of their chosen religion until we are actually a member. This thread is for discussion of your favorites and most obnoxious metaphors you have encountered.
One I have encountered frequently is the experience firsthand metaphor, for example.
Now these are not the exact words but the general idea of the coffee metaphor I was bludgeoned with. He later went on to explain that the coffee was religion, and that while I as a pitiful Atheist could see the results of the religion (smell and taste) I could not actually comprehend the religion until I joined it (drink the koolaidcoffee).
So tell me FSTDT, have you encountered any of these bizarre and twisted metaphors for why we should accept jebus as our lord and master?
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Post by dasfuchs on May 17, 2009 1:25:17 GMT -5
I am sure that anyone who has spent any reasonable amount of time arguing about religion on the internet has encountered at least one theist who gives a metaphor to try to explain why we as Atheists cannot comprehend the perfection of their chosen religion until we are actually a member. This thread is for discussion of your favorites and most obnoxious metaphors you have encountered. One I have encountered frequently is the experience firsthand metaphor, for example. Now these are not the exact words but the general idea of the coffee metaphor I was bludgeoned with. He later went on to explain that the coffee was religion, and that while I as a pitiful Atheist could see the results of the religion (smell and taste) I could not actually comprehend the religion until I joined it (drink the koolaidcoffee). So tell me FSTDT, have you encountered any of these bizarre and twisted metaphors for why we should accept jebus as our lord and master? I love ones like that, because often atheists are former theists of some sort that did try their brand of 'coffee' and found it to be shit
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Post by Admiral Lithp on May 17, 2009 1:41:39 GMT -5
As a matter of fact, I have never run across a metaphor like this.
Basically, "you can't understand until you're one of us" thing is supposed to suffice.
Which is why I ask why they even bother wasting my time with such a one-sided "argument."
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Post by antichrist on May 17, 2009 3:43:31 GMT -5
Except the majority of us have drank the Kool-aid Coffee. But then they always come back that obviously we were in the wrong church.
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Post by canadian mojo on May 17, 2009 6:29:06 GMT -5
Some like it black, some like it with cream, some like like it with sugar, and some even like it with whiskey, but which way is the real way to drink the perfect cup of coffee?
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Post by Zabimaru on May 17, 2009 6:58:58 GMT -5
Some like it black, some like it with cream, some like like it with sugar, and some even like it with whiskey, but which way is the real way to drink the perfect cup of coffee? How can you even ask such a question? Of course coffee must be black! If you put anything in your coffee you deserve to burn in hell for all eternity. My holy book and my priest tells me that my way is the right way, so I know that it's true. Now, I don't hate you if you're a heathen who likes to put sugar or milk in his coffee *shudders in disgust*. No, I see you as my beloved brother! I just strongly feel that you deserve eternal torment, that's all. Sure, putting sugar in a coffee is a sin that hurts only you, but a sin is always a sin and you will burn for it.
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Post by Lady Renae on May 17, 2009 8:15:11 GMT -5
Religion should be a reeses cup.
There's no wrong way to eat it. ^-^
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Post by Yahweh on May 17, 2009 9:12:48 GMT -5
So tell me FSTDT, have you encountered any of these bizarre and twisted metaphors for why we should accept jebus as our lord and master? Straight from the FSTDT archive (paragraph breaks added): This is easily the worst and most offensive analogy I've ever encountered. God's concept of justice demands that somebody die for a crime -- anybody really, the killer, the victim, a random Joe on the street. More blood for the blood god! Let's not even get into the profound injustice that children deserve death because their parents misbehaved.
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Post by kwenf on May 17, 2009 9:21:33 GMT -5
Meh, not as awesome as using cocaine and drug addicts for a metaphor. "You dont know how good it is unless you try it"
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Post by The Lazy One on May 17, 2009 9:32:58 GMT -5
So tell me FSTDT, have you encountered any of these bizarre and twisted metaphors for why we should accept jebus as our lord and master? Straight from the FSTDT archive (paragraph breaks added): This is easily the worst and most offensive analogy I've ever encountered. God's concept of justice demands that somebody die for a crime -- anybody really, the killer, the victim, a random Joe on the street. More blood for the blood god! Let's not even get into the profound injustice that children deserve death because their parents misbehaved. Holy shit. That's probably the most twisted thing I've ever heard as an explanation for "god's mercy". Who the fuck would worship a god that demands that someone, anyone, die? It doesn't matter who it is? That's just fucked up.
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Post by xaria on May 17, 2009 10:57:24 GMT -5
but what if youve tasted cofee and its as bad as it smells...
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Post by Sigmaleph on May 17, 2009 12:08:19 GMT -5
The prisoner one is incredibly fucked up. I originally saw it in a Chick tract. The one about how we can't judge God because "the clay doesn't talk back to the potter". Also used to justify God killing people, because he gave us life and can thus take it away. (they never seem to mention this one in abortion discussions, funnily enough)
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Post by id82 on May 17, 2009 12:17:18 GMT -5
Also what kind of judge talks like that?
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Post by peanutfan on May 17, 2009 12:23:50 GMT -5
Also used to justify God killing people, because he gave us life and can thus take it away. (they never seem to mention this one in abortion discussions, funnily enough) I always reply to that, "So your argument is that we shouldn't question or think for ourselves because someone stronger than us might get mad...just like a schoolyard bully or a mean teacher in school." Never gotten a good reply to that one.
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Post by Old Viking on May 17, 2009 16:59:08 GMT -5
The mental contortions are astounding.
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