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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Feb 16, 2011 19:51:50 GMT -5
I had a dream last night that I was watching an episode of King of the Hill where Hank was caught in some kind of time warp, and ended up chopping off Peggy's head and hiding it in the back of his truck.
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Post by chad sexington on Feb 17, 2011 1:02:27 GMT -5
I keep having dreams where FSTDT is a high school and normally they devolve into musicals for some reason. And twice they have prominently featured a giant, golden, paper penis that is either being ridden on or pushed by the mods. Somehow, that doesn't surprise me.
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Feb 17, 2011 19:31:27 GMT -5
I dreamt last night that my dentist converted his office into a giant funhouse/haunted house type ride so his patients would be more entertained while we worked on their teeth.
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Post by Chi Shiro on Feb 19, 2011 12:49:41 GMT -5
Yet another FSTDT dream!
This time I dreamed that we all pooled our money and bought a gigantic commune on an out of the way island. Much hilarity ensued, including many a bathroom mishap (Cause, really, whose idea was it to put the men's dorm area near the women's bathrooms?). It was like Animal House on crack.
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Post by Iczer-Four on Feb 19, 2011 13:06:10 GMT -5
last night i dreamed i had a pet alligator at my old school. there was this idiot who decided to put his hand in front of Chompsky. I yelled Don't but you could probably guess what happened next he didn't listen and Chompsky bit him. and the idiot was crying and the teacher came up do me and said it was the idiots fault for being so stupid and not learning from past mistakes. (I guess he got bitten by Alligators before by doing the exact same thing) then the idiot throws a banana into the enclosure i had for Chompsky and it falls thew the cement and makes the alligator into a monkey. the monkey then bites the teacher then me hops on a magic broom then flies off and i have to catch him so i hop on my magic broom and chase after him. i start off slow scaring the people on the ground who have never seen a person flying on a broom before. then all of a sudden the magic turbos kick in and i take off at 400 mph. then i woke up due to my phone ringing..
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Post by Ian1732 on Feb 19, 2011 16:17:52 GMT -5
I had a dream within a dream. One of the dreams was that my dead uncle's ghost came into my bathroom and left these sprays that smelled just like him, to remember him by. then I woke up, went into my bathroom, and found out that the spray was, in fact, left there. I went to tell my friends, but they were too busy trying to light torches by shooting arrows through lit torches, like in Legend of Zelda.
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Feb 19, 2011 19:49:39 GMT -5
Last night I dreamt that there was an outbreak of women using giant glass coke bottles as dildos, and hurting themselves, so the government's solution was to increase funding for recycling so people would get rid of their old bottles. :\
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Post by kr on Feb 19, 2011 22:32:48 GMT -5
I have a re-occuring dream about space beings. They often come in a form of electrical appearance, such as lightning of some sort. Sometimes they just appear as your common thunderstorm. I know it sounds crazy, but what the heck, it's only a dream :-)
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Post by Aqualung on Feb 22, 2011 14:30:42 GMT -5
I dreamed I was having ear surgery. I was lying there on the hospital bed waiting for the anesthesia to take. When they started doing stuff to my ear I was still awake but had tunnel vision, and I couldn't hear anything, or feel when they put something in my ear or move or speak. It was bizarre. o.O Then I realized it wasn't real and woke up.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Feb 24, 2011 1:25:00 GMT -5
I had a dream last night about have mind control powers over females. All I'd have to do is telekinetically pull them onto my penis and then afterwards I'd have total mind control for the same amount of time I spent rooting them.
Why can't real life be more like that?
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Post by Vypernight on Feb 24, 2011 4:57:28 GMT -5
I had a dream the other night that Homer Simpson somehow got trapped on a bridge under piles of broken logs while Marge frantically tried to call him on their cells.
Finally, he used a couple of logs to break through and use as stilts to walk to the ground. When asked how he came up with the idea, he said, From playing Scribblenauts!"
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Post by The Lazy One on Feb 25, 2011 10:14:08 GMT -5
Last night, I had a dream that I was having high tea with Kim Jong-il in my dorm room. There was everything- scones, those cucumber sandwiches, cookies, cakes, fruit- the works. Then my RA decided to do a health and safety inspection, barged in, saw Kim Jong-il and freaked out and called the CIA. Then they arrested him and started yelling at me, that I should have called them as soon as he showed up.
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Post by apedant on Feb 27, 2011 6:03:38 GMT -5
I had a dream last night about have mind control powers over females. All I'd have to do is telekinetically pull them onto my penis and then afterwards I'd have total mind control for the same amount of time I spent rooting them. Why can't real life be more like that? umm...'cos it's a little bit rapey?
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Post by Chi Shiro on Feb 27, 2011 14:58:53 GMT -5
I had yet another FSTDT dream last night. Well, this one was actually a nightmare.
We had an FSTDT meet up, people spent most of the time drunk and there were a lot of random hook ups as a result. Which was all well and good except for the fact I had one guy white knighting me and trying to keep me away from the booze and keep me in my clothes.
That was the good part of the dream. The bad part was that three weeks later I discovered my depo shot had failed, I was pregnant, and I had no idea which fstdt'er was the father. So I come in chat and tell everyone I'm pregnant and they start accusing the one guy I *didn't* sleep with of being the baby daddy. So, instead of being pissed at them for accusing him of knocking me up when he never touched me, he gets mad at me because none of this would have happened if I had listened to him.
"If you had listened to me and kept your clothes on!" "Well, if you hadn't followed me around like a lost puppy while trying to keep me out of trouble they wouldn't think it was you!" "Bitch!" "Bastard!"
I woke up around the time where we were having a major blow up at each other in the main irc instead of being smart and keeping it to PMs.
I have the most twisted nightmares.
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Post by big_electron on Feb 27, 2011 18:30:24 GMT -5
1. Snow in July
2. Last night, 110 degree weather
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