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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Mar 3, 2011 11:13:47 GMT -5
I dreamt last night that I got hit by lightning, and luckily for me, there was a lightning strike recovery centre in the strip mall next door. As I was being driven over there, my only thought was, "This is going to make for an interesting Facebook status update."
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Post by Art Vandelay on Mar 6, 2011 0:14:38 GMT -5
I had a great dream last night, I don't remember very much of it, but I do remember following a bunch of kids on a bicycle, only to find the kids went into my house to rob it. Naturally, I wasn't amused and when they saw me they skidaddled. Later on, I found their leader in some part, so I went up to him, got off my bicycle, picked up said bicycle and used it to bash the little shit across the face a few times, then tied him to one of those luggage trolleys you get at the airport and put him on some random freight train that seemed to be set to cross a rather vast expanse of tundra.
If only I could dispose of people like that in real life...
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Post by tgrwulf on Mar 6, 2011 12:52:44 GMT -5
I had a long f-ed up dream last night.
So it starts off with me as a little kid in some alternate past where (in my dream) my parents sent me away to some live at psychologist. This dude wound secretly abusing kids when they didn't behave, like locking them inside old fridges. My parents and a bunch of other parents somehow found out about this, but the guy somehow got off not guilty during the trials.
Then my dream flash forwards to present day and I'm trying to track the guy down to bring him to justice. I finally find him, and he's been doing much more than just beating kids. He's been killing them. I find his hideout and there's kids in cages around blood smeared walls. I notice an old fridge in the corner, and instinctively open up.
I'm shocked when I find my sister inside, and I try to free her and they other kids when I get tazered from behind. When I wake up, I'm in a cage myself. Strangely during the day he lets us roam the building free, but he has armed guards in case we try to escape. I wind up befriending this other guy there and he helps me escape with my sister with his girlfriend driving the getaway car.
Then we try and run from the cops who he's apparently bribed into helping him track down escapees. This whole section of my dream includes car chases, hiding in dumpsters, etc. The works. Once we finally lose the cops, I sneak into my old bedroom in my parents house, and then eventually upstairs where I can easily sneak in and out. I make phone calls every night to a local reporter trying to get the story about what's happening out on the news. I even go onto different neighbor's properties every time so they can't track my cell signal.
My dream the flash forwards again to me in combat gear with a rifle alongside a bunch of armed SWAT troopers. We quietly sneak into the building and incapacitate a few of the guards. As we walk by the fridges I hear some thumping, and there's a kid like 5 years old in one of them. As I drag him out, some shots ring out, hitting right above my head. I turn and blindly fire, hitting nothing. I then, holding the kid in one arm and my gun in the other, start creeping around the corner.
And that is when I woke up.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Mar 6, 2011 16:16:12 GMT -5
I thought I was going to the Oscars with this woman my mom knows, and the woman ran off to find someone who could partner with her on a sports thing, which confused me, and then I sat down and a bitch stole the seat next to me, and I realized there was a theatre screen in front of us...showing Deathly Hallows Part 2.
But it started out with a red-haired guy reassuring another red-head whom he called Harry that everything would be okay, then Ron woke up and realized he was dreaming, then a bunch of shit I vaguely remember happened (there was a part where Hermione and Ginny jumped onto the Hogwarts Express, IDK) and it ended up with them finding Gellert Grindelwald, who hadn't yet been killed by Voldemort but who had a bag with a face drawn on it over his head. He warned Harry not to remove the bag, and when Voldemort appeared to kill him, Gellert told him he had a chance to show regret and receive forgiveness for his evil...Voldemort refused and cut Gellert's head off, which released the source of all fear, which destroyed Voldemort and delivered Harry to safety.
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Post by Iczer-Four on Mar 6, 2011 17:00:50 GMT -5
my dream last night was a zombie apocalypse one. the first part was me and my friends escaping on a firetruck and plowing threw a house (Good times).
The second part was me finding my new room at the base (The base was a maze but the rooms were Gigantic three stores tall enough room to fly around in).
The last part was zombie fighting (Fun stuff)
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Mar 16, 2011 0:40:25 GMT -5
Last night, I had a dream that I was falsely accused of murder, and my attorney was Jay-Z. I ended up getting convicted.
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Post by The_L on Mar 18, 2011 7:55:16 GMT -5
More sex dreams. I think my body is trying to tell me something.
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Post by ironbite on Mar 18, 2011 16:07:45 GMT -5
More sex dreams. I think my body is trying to tell me something. What no details?
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Post by Vypernight on Mar 18, 2011 16:15:12 GMT -5
my dream last night was a zombie apocalypse one. the first part was me and my friends escaping on a firetruck and plowing threw a house (Good times). The second part was me finding my new room at the base (The base was a maze but the rooms were Gigantic three stores tall enough room to fly around in). The last part was zombie fighting (Fun stuff) Sounds cool. What happened with the fights?
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Post by Iczer-Four on Mar 18, 2011 16:25:04 GMT -5
my dream last night was a zombie apocalypse one. the first part was me and my friends escaping on a firetruck and plowing threw a house (Good times). The second part was me finding my new room at the base (The base was a maze but the rooms were Gigantic three stores tall enough room to fly around in). The last part was zombie fighting (Fun stuff) Sounds cool. What happened with the fights? We won i got laid. then i woke up due to alarm clock
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Post by Vypernight on Mar 19, 2011 3:22:55 GMT -5
The alarm always goes off at the worst times!
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Post by Aqualung on Mar 19, 2011 9:37:48 GMT -5
I had a crazy one last night. I was apparently taking a nap in the back seat of my car. I had left the keys in. This guy gets in and drives off; it was night and he hadn't seen me, and didn't know I was there. I stayed calm and lifted my head enough to see where we were going. We first stopped to pick up the guy's friend, and then we ended up at some gym. I then sat up and said "Hi. This is my car." Both the guys were surprised and the one who was driving tried to wrestle me but I was just as strong as him. Then they gave me the keys and got out and went into the gym. I sat there for a moment, and the first guy came back out. I got out and told him I was going to be moving in a month and wouldn't need the car anymore after that and he could have it then. He smiled and went back inside, and then I noticed that he had taken one of the keys. I got in and drove home.
The next night, I looked out my window and the car was gone. I called the cops to report my car stolen, and when the cop showed up I explained to him how I couldn't get into my garage and I still needed to get to work. We went inside and I tried to explain to him where we picked the second guy up and where the gym was. Then we somehow ended up watching a movie together. He kept looking out the window though, to see if they'd come back or make sure his car was still there. (And before anyone asks, no, I don't know if he was even cute. :/)
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Post by The_L on Mar 19, 2011 12:37:40 GMT -5
More sex dreams. I think my body is trying to tell me something. What no details? Not for you. *fires up an old VHS kiddy tape about the wonders of he imagination*
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Post by chad sexington on Mar 19, 2011 19:37:41 GMT -5
Had a dream last night that I was in the city, and ran into Deimos and his mum and sister. They offered to drive me back home, so I said ok and we went to find the car. It had a huge cardboard sign wrapped around the top (the sign was bigger than the car itself!), reading "This Car Is MORE GAY THAN YOU!!!" in enormous letters, surrounded by pictures of shirtless musclemen. Suddenly I remembered I had other things that urgently needed doing, and they started mocking and making fun of me
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Post by The_L on Mar 20, 2011 7:54:13 GMT -5
I have to admit, that's a pretty awesome car.
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