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Post by chad sexington on Apr 1, 2011 3:45:13 GMT -5
Another FSTDT dream this morning - I was in NYC and ran into a couple of old forumites who haven't been around in forever; one of them was lilstooge - who I don't think made it to the new forums - the other one I don't remember.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Apr 1, 2011 4:02:54 GMT -5
I got, like, 3 and a half hours of sleep before I woke up to stay up...and during those hours of sleep, I had a Family Guy dream.
Somehow, Peter and Quagmire suddenly become famous, and the Lincoln Memorial is now a huge parking deck for the rich and famous, and anybody who's anybody parks there, so they park their new cars there and chill out. Then Quagmire gets hit with some kind of legal summons (something about child support or whatever) and now everyone in DC is hunting a bounty that's on his head. He doesn't hear about it until he and Peter get to the Memorial one day to get their cars out, and the head over the garage tells him what's going on, so now they have to try to get to the top of the parking deck (where their cars are) in order to flee. The only problem is, the bounty hunters are heading up the stairs and there's one posted at every elevator exit, AND THEY'RE PUSHING THE BUTTONS so Peter's fighting the button-pushing with the door-closing button and they finally get to Level 12 and Quagmire flees. Peter hangs around to clear the air about Quagmire's shit, and Judge Judy and the Divorce Court judge head back inside. Peter notices that there's a sticky note on Judge Judy's neck that says "Push Here", so he pushes that spot, and a huge-ass calendar made out of parking spots pops up and says "Join Us Next Week for Part 2".
Then I woke up.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Apr 6, 2011 13:23:41 GMT -5
Sorry for the double post, but I had another weirdass dream this morning...it's rapidly disintegrating, though, but I'll scrounge up the highlights.
--It started out as an episode of NCIS and ended as a Kingdom Hearts-themed music video for a non-existent Disturbed song ("Dreamer", I remember this because it was written in the lower left corner)
--I think...I think Gibbs was dressed as Sephiroth.
--One of the Disturbed band members was dressed as Ariel. *shudder*
--David Draiman was carrying Sora's Kingdom Key.
And that's all I can really remember...I think it's safe to say that I need to stop watching NCIS marathons and playing hours of KH R:CoM in the early morning.
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Post by Vypernight on Apr 10, 2011 5:11:56 GMT -5
I had a dream I was watching a new Jaws movie. I didn't get all the way through it, but from what I remember, the grandaughter from the 4th movie was the main character, a cop reluctantly sent to Amity after having some problems in previous places. She is still suffering the trauma from the attacks years ago and hates the water. Most of the survivors from the previous movies (the mom and deputy) have moved away.
It started with a new shark attacking a boat and killing a couple at night. The next day, the town is celebrating the anniversary of the shark attacks. A research team, sending a robot underwater to find the Orca, finds the couple's boat and the woman the shark attack (or what was left of her). Then the shark attacked the robot, and they lost the connection.
Despite protests from the sheriff (who really doesn't care; he came to the island for an easy job), the Coast Guard is called in, but they have trouble finding the shark.
I woke up around that point, and I honestly don't know how the movie, if it happened, could continue much longer. Once the CG enters the area, they should be able to take down the shark in about 2 minutes.
Oh well, it was fun and scary (like the first one) while it lasted.
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Post by Deimos on Apr 10, 2011 5:14:39 GMT -5
Last night i dreamt I failed my molecular biology test. Then the 60 year old teacher did a strip show on the lab stable as a punishment
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Post by Art Vandelay on Apr 10, 2011 23:23:52 GMT -5
I had an odd dream last night. Basically, I was an assassin and I had to for some odd reason kill Lady Gaga (not too sure why). She was hiding in some sort of hollowed out volcano that was both a chocolate factory and a nightclub. To get in, you had to take an elevator from the top into the crater, and the lower you went the more exclusive the area (and the bottom three levels were under water). All I remember was having to pay $2000 for a pass to get to the bottom level, then I accidentally dropped a dog down the elevator shaft so I tried to dive down to save it but somehow got stuck under the water.
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Post by chad sexington on Apr 11, 2011 1:13:12 GMT -5
I had a dream I was in this shopping mall, just sort of looking around. There were these two boys, aged about thirteen or so, hanging out and doing stupid teenage-boy stuff. Anyway, at some point they decided to have a farting competition, so they're going off at each other, and this old guy comes wandering up. "You kids are just amateurs," he told them, "I've got one here I've been saving up since 1977." And he let off a blast that went for at least fifteen minutes, probably twenty - he actually did a victory lap of the area at one point. Then they had to evacuate the mall, people were collapsing and choking all over the place
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Apr 11, 2011 3:32:01 GMT -5
Chad, can I break topic just long enough to say that I LOVE your dreams? They're always so very entertaining.
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Post by Sleepy on Apr 11, 2011 11:54:18 GMT -5
Chad, that nearly made me choke on my lunch.
I had a dream last night about cell phones. Apparently my new one wasn't working properly, but I still had my old one and could properly send and receive messages on it without a problem. The phone was ancient though, and I was embarrassed to be seen using it. The whole thing was very lame, really.
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Post by Deimos on Apr 15, 2011 19:40:19 GMT -5
Last night. I dreamt that I was kicked out of my house. I moved to an apartment block in brooklyn. As I was in the elevator going to my floor I saw an old women doing martial arts. She fascinated me so I followed her and she introduced me to the rest of the tenants. An hour later they circled me while I was in the hallway and told me I was the chosen one. So they pulled a flower out my pocket and poked it with a needle.
Next thing I was I was running to the hospital with an old woman and Sleepy (as a baby) Then the sleepy baby started choking and the old woman dropped her. The sleepy baby exploded and sprayed everyone with blood, releasing some sort of plague.
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Post by wmdkitty on Apr 16, 2011 0:50:47 GMT -5
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Apr 16, 2011 1:02:01 GMT -5
I had a dream that I was being chased by the T. Rex from Jurassic Park, and every time I'd think I'd found a hiding place, he'd burst his head through and try to eat me. There was also something about a waterslide and an arranged marriage, but the T. Rex was the most memorable part.
Jurassic Park: Causing me to have scary dinosaur dreams for well over a decade.
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Post by arrowdeath on Apr 16, 2011 3:14:10 GMT -5
I had a dream that I was being chased by the T. Rex from Jurassic Park, and every time I'd think I'd found a hiding place, he'd burst his head through and try to eat me. There was also something about a waterslide and an arranged marriage, but the T. Rex was the most memorable part. Jurassic Park: Causing me to have scary dinosaur dreams for well over a decade. Oh, those dreams stopped once I discovered the "Clever Girl" meme. Just condition yourself so that whenever you are surprised by a dinosaur, just say that sentence. It confuses the hell out of dinosaurs. I don't know why, but when I read your guy's dreams, mine seem far more tame. Although the zombie apocalypse + Naruto + Bleach + superhero + Queen songs dream I had was pretty far out there. I'm pretty sure Halo showed up once or twice too. To clarify: Me and a few of my friends where holed up in a hotel (an old one I remember from Las Vegas, yes, my memory was good enough that I could reconstruct it during a dream) while there were dozens of zombies outside. Somehow, I had the Rinnegan from Naruto, a friend was using Kamishini no Yari from Bleach, another person had Senbonsakura Kageyoshi also from Bleach, and the others had swords and guns. We make it out to the lobby, where we were surrounded by zombies. Queue ODST orbital drop pods from space landing in the hotel and Spartans pop out, supported by Iron Man himself. We make it out (curiously the landscape changed from Las Vegas to Hyderabad without my noticing) when we were attacked by zombie animals. We beat them back while 'Don't Stop Me Now' starts inexplicably playing in the background. We're eventually rescued by Batman, who covers us as we make for a nearby building. I shut the door as demons from hell rise up and try to break it down. I race upstairs, look out the window, and begin to use Chibaku Tensei (power from Naruto). Then I wake up. It made me sad that it was over. ...I feel like turning this into an actual story.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Apr 16, 2011 4:54:19 GMT -5
That is...action-packed. One hell of a crossover story. There is this one dream I wanted to make into a novel, if I ever start writing again...it involves a psychic serial killer, his 'focus' (a girl his cousins knew before he killed them; she has nearly unrestricted access to his thoughts), and a couple of very suspicious cops who think the chick is in cahoots with the killer, especially after he breaks into her safe house, kills all the guards, but leaves her unscathed...nearly pissing herself, but unscathed. Also, his 'calling card' is...a miniature scrapbook of the victim, left near the body. Unfortunately, in the dreams, I'm the focus. Fortunately, the cousins who're killed are douchebags.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Apr 17, 2011 19:18:18 GMT -5
I had a dream last night in which Egyptians apparently like having their heads shoved in toilets. I learned this because I for some unknown reason was going to Japan via an Egyptian airline and the captain announced there would be "complimentary swirlies (yes, in those words)" after the meal service.
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