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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi there stranger
You: Greetings
Stranger: how are you today?
You: I am feeling most splendid.
Stranger: lol and youre on this site? wow thats ironic
You: Why might that be, good sir?
You: Is it to do with the fact that most on here prefer to engage in illiterate attempts at simulating fornication?
Stranger: well first: im not a sir. second, yes, that's the reason
You: Oh, I beg your pardon, madame.
Stranger: that practically everyone goes mad when i say im a woman and want me to get on a webcam with them
You: Do excuse my mistake.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: its okay
Stranger: but its funny to see them try so thats partly why i come here
You: I see... that might indeed prove to be an amusing encounter.
Stranger: absoultely
You: I must experiment to verify this.
Stranger: absolutely*
Stranger: hahaha, well i dont know if you are into that but i just find it funny
You: I have confidence in my theatrical ability, so I just might be able to pull off such an experiment.
Stranger: i think its funny when someone comes out and their first message is something like "21/f/(insert place) horny looking for guys"
Stranger: and im thinking... i've NEVER done that before nor has any other woman ive met online or whatever.
Stranger: but.... almost EVERY man does that
You: It is what I'd like to call a trap.
Stranger: so "she" is doing a bad job at faking in my opinion
Stranger: hahahahha, ITS A TRAP lol
Stranger: but what is funny is ill play along with those "21/f horny girls" saying my true identity and then almost every single "woman" i encounter just HAPPENS to be a lesbian.
You: If someone falls for such a transparent attempt, then it is of their own fault that they get an encounter with a phallus as opposed to something else.
Stranger: ill believe that when the sky turns brown
Stranger: hahaha, true. im sure the young guys believe it
You: Most likely the ones who have long since forgotten what sunlight was like.
Stranger: very true.
You: Troglodytes
You: A most unfortunate breed
Stranger: well dear sir (i assume?) i actually need to get ready for work
i thought i was going to find a lot of "horny" males and "females" to amuse me but instead im amused by our talk about said "trolls"
You: Yes, I am a sir.
You: But I did have a pleasant time conversing with you.
Stranger: absolutely. maybe we'll cross paths again in the future...
You: Farewell o/
Stranger: take care!
Stranger: name is Alia by the way. when and if we ever talk again
You: You may call me Blue, upon the next encounter.
Stranger: lol, Blue. i'll definitely remember that name
Stranger: good day
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
A most pleasant conversation... for once.