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Stranger: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!! comin again to save THE MOTHER FUCKIN DAY YEAH!!!!
You: Um...hi
Stranger: hi to you as well!
Stranger: how are you doing?
You: Fine! You seem awfully perky!
Stranger: haha! yeah i am usually that way!
You: Awesome! Me too!
Stranger: so who is this? where might you be from?!?!
You: I'm from NYC! And you?!
Stranger: i am from Oregon!
You: Sweet!
Stranger: we are pretty much as far apart as we can be while being in the us!
You: NOOOOOOOO!
Stranger: so you wouldnt happen to have a name would you?
You: My friends call me Foursy.
Stranger: foursy?
You: You?!
Stranger: my friends call me jon...?
You: Foursy for "strange chick the fourth!"
Stranger: huh... very, interesting!
You: My two best friends are Brick and Murderface!
Stranger: huh... even MORE, interesting!
You: Brick is a hyperactive skinny boy and Murderface is a reclusive geek!
You: Do you have any fun friends?!?!?!?!!?
Stranger: well i have a friend that has killed someone! thats gotta count for something!!!
You: Did he kill a man in Reno?!
Stranger: no in oregon...
You: Aww...but it counts for a golden toaster!
Stranger: SWEET I LOVEN GOLDEN TOASTERS!!!!!
Stranger: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!! comin again to save THE MOTHER FUCKIN DAY YEAH!!!!
You: YEAH! I was born in Canadia...
Stranger: thats why america is comin' to save the mother fuckin day, YEAH!!!
You: Uh, yeah!
Stranger: do you hate amuricas!?!?!?
You: No! But I want better economies and health care!
You: Godzilla or King Kong?
Stranger: well beggars cant be choosers!
Stranger: and i would choos king kong
You: RARGHLBARGHL
You: I scared you good, didn't I?
Stranger: no not really... so your a girl or a guy?
Stranger: (i dont scare easily!)
You: Girl! Strange chick, in fact.
Stranger: BIG BOOB?!?!?!?
You: And I don't scare easy too.
You: Ok, that scared me.
Stranger: HAHA
Stranger: i am smooth like butta
Stranger: (butter in ebonics)
You: Rumble dumble sports team?
Stranger: say what now?
You: Exactly.
Stranger: HEY NOW!!!! you never answered my question?
You: That meant that I was confused and didn't understand what you said.
You: Video games are fun.
Stranger: i said "BIG BOOB?!?!?" as in "are your mammories of size sufficient to the needs of the average american male?"
You: Um...one is bigger than the other. But I'm medium size.
You: OOOOO!
Stranger: so they are like 0o
Stranger: ?
You: Mo' like Oo.
Stranger: hmmmm..... well this presents me with a problem...
Stranger: do you care to know what it is?
You: premature ejaculation?
Stranger: not quite.... in fact! my problem has nothing to do with the male gentalia or anything in that region of the male body
You: do you have a cold?
Stranger: it is that i am online (on the interwebz) looking and striving for one thing! and one thing only...
You: Smex?
Stranger: do you happen to know what that one thing is?
Stranger: well not so much smex as it is pictures of...
Stranger: now my problem is that i am faced with a decision at this point in the conversation....
Stranger: whether to ask for them and get rejected even on the internets... or i could just continue the conversation as if i never even cared...
You: =i like grapes
Stranger: in your mouth!
Stranger: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!! comin again to save THE MOTHER FUCKIN DAY YEAH!!!!
You: So!
Stranger: ok your boring and i am sure you are either fat and butt ass ugly or a guy so i am just gonna disconnect in 5.
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