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Omegle
Nov 3, 2009 17:37:06 GMT -5
Post by Mira on Nov 3, 2009 17:37:06 GMT -5
I got bored so I went to Omegle (the site that has you talk to strangers.) I'm gonna post anything amusing that happens. Feel free to do so as well. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: You: What would you do if you found out your girlfriend was a transsexual? Stranger: omg! I have a girlfriend?! Stranger: ... Stranger: I'm a girl Stranger: that's wrong Stranger: ewie! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Omegle
Nov 3, 2009 17:40:42 GMT -5
Post by Mira on Nov 3, 2009 17:40:42 GMT -5
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello Stranger: hi You: tell me you don't want to cyber You: please Stranger: refuse Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Omegle
Nov 3, 2009 18:13:21 GMT -5
Post by Mira on Nov 3, 2009 18:13:21 GMT -5
Whee, my second decent conversation, and the first one where the other person isn't creepy. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hey strang one You: *strange Stranger: how are you? You: fairly good, yourself? Stranger: i'm okay thanks You: seems everyone here wants to cyber with me -_- Stranger: hahaha oh i hear ya Stranger: its annoying You: yeah, go to one of the hundred chat rooms already devoted to that! Stranger: haha i knowwwwww right Stranger: as soon as they find out i'm a girl, they try to send me pics of their dick...awesome You: christ, weirdos You: I'd hate to see how they flirt in real life Stranger: HAHAHA i don't think they do, that's the problem You: heh Your conversational partner has disconnected. This site is oddly amusing.
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Omegle
Nov 3, 2009 18:17:33 GMT -5
Post by Esser-Z on Nov 3, 2009 18:17:33 GMT -5
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Helllo thar. Stranger: bonjour? You: I, unfortunately, do not speak french You: *French Stranger: im sorry, asl? You: ASL is unimportant. Stranger: okay. wat r yuw uhp 2? Stranger: do you know Jason Ohlson Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Omegle
Nov 3, 2009 18:18:26 GMT -5
Post by Mira on Nov 3, 2009 18:18:26 GMT -5
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: are you not creepy? Stranger: no You: 'cause that'd be nice Stranger: yes Stranger: it wud Stranger: i am not creepy You: okay, gotcha Stranger: dennis said im a natural! You: dennis? You: should I know him? Stranger: lol Stranger: gtf Stranger: out! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Omegle
Nov 3, 2009 18:21:51 GMT -5
Post by Esser-Z on Nov 3, 2009 18:21:51 GMT -5
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Omegle
Nov 3, 2009 18:27:01 GMT -5
Post by Esser-Z on Nov 3, 2009 18:27:01 GMT -5
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: male? You: Maybe. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Omegle
Nov 3, 2009 18:35:58 GMT -5
Post by Jebediah on Nov 3, 2009 18:35:58 GMT -5
Stranger: alien or human ? You: Alien! Stranger: ME TOO Stranger: OMG, COWS You: BANANAS! Stranger: CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH You: I LOVE THAT STUFF! Stranger: HAHA
Man. What a way to not do homework.
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Omegle
Nov 3, 2009 18:51:16 GMT -5
Post by Jebediah on Nov 3, 2009 18:51:16 GMT -5
Stranger: hey You: Hello. You: What's up? Stranger: nothing Stranger: you? You: Homework. You: Or rather, talking to strangers instead of doing said homework. Stranger: GET BACK TO WORK DON'T LET YOURSELF DOWN! Stranger: YOU CAN DO IT! Stranger: YOU'LL FEEL BETTER WHEN ITS DONE! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Man. This stranger is so right. Back to homework for me.
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Omegle
Nov 3, 2009 18:52:54 GMT -5
Post by Esser-Z on Nov 3, 2009 18:52:54 GMT -5
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey dad You: I am not a father. Stranger: blech Stranger: i am ur daughter You: Impossible. Stranger: noaoo Stranger: fwas Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Omegle
Nov 3, 2009 18:53:31 GMT -5
Post by Mira on Nov 3, 2009 18:53:31 GMT -5
Jebediah! I thought you knew better than to talk to people on the internet while doing work. Oh wait...
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Omegle
Nov 3, 2009 19:23:29 GMT -5
Post by Hades on Nov 3, 2009 19:23:29 GMT -5
This was rather uneventful. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Good evening, person. Stranger: asl Stranger: Good evening? You: I don't give out asl to strangers. And good evening means... hi. Stranger: lol i know didnt mean to put ? mark You: Oh, haha. Stranger: Stranger: yha You: Sooo. What's good in the hood? Stranger: yur a guy Stranger: and yur about 16 Stranger: lol jus guessing You: One of those things is correct. Stranger: guy is You: You win a muffin. Stranger: yay Stranger: Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Omegle
Nov 3, 2009 19:29:57 GMT -5
Post by ironbite on Nov 3, 2009 19:29:57 GMT -5
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: American? You: sorta Stranger: sorta? You: I consider myself to be a member of all nations You: cept the dutch You: I hate the dutch Stranger: Interesting Stranger: lol Stranger: Where do you live? You: House of Ryloth You: where dread Cthulhu slumbers
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Omegle
Nov 3, 2009 19:40:04 GMT -5
Post by Hades on Nov 3, 2009 19:40:04 GMT -5
This person was fun.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: I love you. You: I'm recruiting people to help me pull off a taco heist. You in? I can't guarantee your safety. You: Oh, I'm quite flattered. Stranger: A...TACO HEIST!? Yup, Give me 10 mins and i'll be back with my Barny colouring book and roll of bubblewrap. You: Excellent. An unmarked van will meet you in the park. Stranger: Which park? And where about in the park? Stranger: And dont worry about me. I've got protection. You: The park. You know, the one with trees and such. You: Great, you have condoms. You: Oh, protection as in guns? That's good too. As this is a heist. Stranger: No, I have a bin liner and bubblewrap. For Her pleasure xD You: We're going to stick it to the man. Tonight, we change history. And have a tasty dinner in the process. Stranger: So, WHat is the purpose of this heist? The delicious taco? You: Precisely. You: And also, it's an excuse to put black stuff under our eyes and sneak around at night. That's always fun times. Stranger: Yes. Stranger: ....Can i wrap the doors in cellofane? You: Sure. But wait until we get the swag to safety. Stranger: ...But...They'll get cold! You: I've got a hot plate in the van. Stranger: I wasnt talking about the tacos. I was talking about the Doors! And how many people we got to work with here? You: So far it's you, me, and a spider monkey named Jim. Stranger: ...Hold on tight spider monkey. You: He's got our backs, I can assure you. He was in Vietnam. Stranger: oooooh, Whats his specialty? You: He can kill you 57 different ways with a banana. You: He can also pick lice off of you. You: Okay, the time is nigh. I'll see you in the park in 10 minutes. Stranger: Ok, My friend. May the darkness conceal you. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Omegle
Nov 3, 2009 19:45:47 GMT -5
Post by Mira on Nov 3, 2009 19:45:47 GMT -5
He's single, ladies.
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