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Post by Admiral Lithp on Dec 1, 2009 19:16:55 GMT -5
Ranger Joe. He will crush your dreams with his atheistic cynicism. He will crush them, piss all over the pieces, & then make you eat them. Then he will crush you. Under the weight of his mighty ranting.
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Post by Ranger Joe on Dec 3, 2009 9:21:35 GMT -5
@joe -- Seriously? Did the rest of the battalion laugh at him? What, out of sheer curiosity, was his religion? I'll allow for the possibility of entities we cannot comprehend, but I don't think, if they exist, they have any direct influence on us. He was some off shoot of paganism. I classify them as "D&D Pagans" because they claim to see things, cast actual spells or be some major "High Priest/Priestess" that can call down the thunder or whatever the fuck. For the record, I play D&D. Just seems like the best term I can think of. If someone claims special powers and says they have friends that will back them up, all it means is that they have friends in the same stupid drama circle that they are in and are willing to play along with the stupid game. Lulz. Kinda like the Satanists who actually think they are literally opening the Gates. I'm sure you've encountered them before. I know I have.
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Post by Ranger Joe on Dec 3, 2009 9:22:43 GMT -5
Ranger Joe. He will crush your dreams with his atheistic cynicism. He will crush them, piss all over the pieces, & then make you eat them. Then he will crush you. Under the weight of his mighty ranting. And then I'll set your house on fire. Never leave that part out. It's the best part!
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Post by wmdkitty on Dec 3, 2009 12:12:02 GMT -5
@joe -- Seriously? Did the rest of the battalion laugh at him? What, out of sheer curiosity, was his religion? I'll allow for the possibility of entities we cannot comprehend, but I don't think, if they exist, they have any direct influence on us. He was some off shoot of paganism. I classify them as "D&D Pagans" because they claim to see things, cast actual spells or be some major "High Priest/Priestess" that can call down the thunder or whatever the fuck. For the record, I play D&D. Just seems like the best term I can think of. If someone claims special powers and says they have friends that will back them up, all it means is that they have friends in the same stupid drama circle that they are in and are willing to play along with the stupid game. Lulz. Kinda like the Satanists who actually think they are literally opening the Gates. I'm sure you've encountered them before. I know I have. Ah, yes, those.... *snrk* They're amusing. Now, come on, if we really did get (to paraphrase the Genie) "phenomenal demonic powers", where the hell are mine? Where are my minions? Where are my nifty woo-skills? Where's my wealth, my fame, my best-selling novel that I sold my soul to write? Huh? ...now I feel gypped.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Dec 3, 2009 15:14:34 GMT -5
You don't believe strongly enough.
Not that I've been injured trying to fly before, or anything....
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