Post by darthtoxic on Apr 11, 2009 22:20:36 GMT -5
Alice in Chains - "Love Song" (Though I think it was supposed to be horrible)
A couple of songs by Danzig, either (A) early in his solo catalogue where he tried to take his voice too high and sounds like Pee-Wee Herman, or (B) more recently where his voice sounds pretty damn beaten-up, like it's all he can manage to yell.
Ministry - "Test". A stupid fucking rap-metal track. Now, I like some rap-metal. But this one is absolutely terrible. Some of their worse early pop-oriented stuff is preferable to this song.
GWAR - "BDF". I know GWAR loves to be offensive, and I can take pretty much anything, but when you're singing about abducting, molesting and mutilating babies, you'd need some pretty amazing writing skills to make it acceptable if you're trying to be funny, which is what the rest of their stuff is. I dunno... maybe it's the samples of crying babies in the background of the whole track that kills it for me.
Nine Inch Nails - "The Hand That Feeds". I don't necessarily hate this one, but it's mediocre as hell and seems to get more recognition these days than any other NIN track, so I'm just resenting it.
"Kinda I Want To", "The Only Time", and "That's What I Get", all three by Nine Inch Nails. The music isn't bad, but the lyrics are among the shittiest I've ever heard, and I usually love NIN, lyrics and all, so I honestly can't listen to these three tracks without being filled with rage. They kind of get a pass just because they're really early tracks from when NIN was more or less a synthpop act, but still... at least Trent acknowledges that they're goddamn terrible and he's ashamed of them, as he should be.
Type O Negative - "These Three Things". It's a sappy, tear-choked pro-life ballad, which is one thing... but it's from a band known for being endlessly sarcastic, bitter, angry goths. So, one could think that the song is a massive act of trolling. But wait - it turns out, Peter Steele, the lyricist, was serious, and he's actually pro-life. It's not the song content that bothers me so much as how awkward, clumsy, and ill-fitting it is.
A couple of songs by Danzig, either (A) early in his solo catalogue where he tried to take his voice too high and sounds like Pee-Wee Herman, or (B) more recently where his voice sounds pretty damn beaten-up, like it's all he can manage to yell.
Ministry - "Test". A stupid fucking rap-metal track. Now, I like some rap-metal. But this one is absolutely terrible. Some of their worse early pop-oriented stuff is preferable to this song.
GWAR - "BDF". I know GWAR loves to be offensive, and I can take pretty much anything, but when you're singing about abducting, molesting and mutilating babies, you'd need some pretty amazing writing skills to make it acceptable if you're trying to be funny, which is what the rest of their stuff is. I dunno... maybe it's the samples of crying babies in the background of the whole track that kills it for me.
Nine Inch Nails - "The Hand That Feeds". I don't necessarily hate this one, but it's mediocre as hell and seems to get more recognition these days than any other NIN track, so I'm just resenting it.
"Kinda I Want To", "The Only Time", and "That's What I Get", all three by Nine Inch Nails. The music isn't bad, but the lyrics are among the shittiest I've ever heard, and I usually love NIN, lyrics and all, so I honestly can't listen to these three tracks without being filled with rage. They kind of get a pass just because they're really early tracks from when NIN was more or less a synthpop act, but still... at least Trent acknowledges that they're goddamn terrible and he's ashamed of them, as he should be.
Type O Negative - "These Three Things". It's a sappy, tear-choked pro-life ballad, which is one thing... but it's from a band known for being endlessly sarcastic, bitter, angry goths. So, one could think that the song is a massive act of trolling. But wait - it turns out, Peter Steele, the lyricist, was serious, and he's actually pro-life. It's not the song content that bothers me so much as how awkward, clumsy, and ill-fitting it is.