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Post by Haseen on Jul 8, 2011 5:39:26 GMT -5
A few dozen people showed up at the town hall for the April 9 event, and Bachmann greeted them warmly. But when, during the question and answer session, the topic turned to gay marriage, Bachmann ended the meeting 20 minutes early and rushed to the bathroom. Hoping to speak to her, Arnold and another middle-aged woman, a former nun, followed her. As Bachmann washed her hands and Arnold looked on, the ex-nun tried to talk to her about theology. Suddenly, after less than a minute, Bachmann let out a shriek. "Help!" she screamed. "Help! I'm being held against my will!" If someone's normal behavior is indistinguishable from that of someone on a bad mushroom trip, don't vote for that person. If only more people followed that rule, the world would be a better place. |
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Post by Smurfette Principle on Jul 8, 2011 9:37:08 GMT -5
PORNOGRAPHY SHOULD BE BANNED: Vow 9 stipulates that the candidate must “support human protection of women and the innocent fruit of conjugal intimacy” and protect them from “seduction into promiscuity and all forms of pornography…and other types of coercion or stolen innocence.” Oh, I see, so women and children need to be protected from porn, because otherwise they might start having sex without their husbands, and we can't have that! Because as we all know, men would never do that. |
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Post by Hyperio on Jul 8, 2011 10:03:09 GMT -5
If people need to be protected from filthy things, why not start by protecting people from corrupt politicians and their thoroughly unreasonable and unthinking opinions? It would certainly be good for the public health and mental well-being.  |
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Post by Amaranth on Jul 8, 2011 10:35:04 GMT -5
So, how will this creat jobs Mrs. Bachmann? Policing your bedroom will always create jobs. Gays and porn could be serious business. |
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Post by Amaranth on Jul 8, 2011 10:57:02 GMT -5
PORNOGRAPHY SHOULD BE BANNED: Vow 9 stipulates that the candidate must “support human protection of women and the innocent fruit of conjugal intimacy” and protect them from “seduction into promiscuity and all forms of pornography…and other types of coercion or stolen innocence.” Oh, I see, so women and children need to be protected from porn, because otherwise they might start having sex without their husbands, and we can't have that! Because as we all know, men would never do that. Those were all liberals and queers, obviously. Even if they were republicans can had heterosexual scandals. What I love is the "fruit" implication. Because you know, once a girl has been "picked," she goes "rotten" and is "spoiled" for any man. |
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Post by Thejebusfire on Jul 8, 2011 11:17:42 GMT -5
Eating at McDonalds is both a choice and a health risk, should we ban all those too?
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Post by gyeonghwa on Jul 8, 2011 12:54:10 GMT -5
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Post by Meshakhad on Jul 8, 2011 13:38:47 GMT -5
I seriously hope she wins the nomination. Because Obama would crush her.
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Post by Doctor Fishcake on Jul 8, 2011 13:54:01 GMT -5
I seriously hope she wins the nomination. Because Obama would crush her. And if it all goes wrong, and he doesn't, then what?  |
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Post by Vene on Jul 8, 2011 13:55:39 GMT -5
I seriously hope she wins the nomination. Because Obama would crush her. And if it all goes wrong, and he doesn't, then what? Then we know the US has passed the point of no return. |
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Post by rookie on Jul 8, 2011 14:02:32 GMT -5
I seriously hope she wins the nomination. Because Obama would crush her. And if it all goes wrong, and he doesn't, then what? Then I would ask Madam Antichrist and her countrymen and women to slide over a bit please. There will be at least a family of Rookies moving northward. |
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Post by Amaranth on Jul 8, 2011 15:59:43 GMT -5
I seriously hope she wins the nomination. Because Obama would crush her. And if it all goes wrong, and he doesn't, then what? I will make myself rich selling cyanide pills. |
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Post by Meshakhad on Jul 8, 2011 16:39:50 GMT -5
I seriously hope she wins the nomination. Because Obama would crush her. And if it all goes wrong, and he doesn't, then what? "Don't worry, guys! I have a backup plan!" *runs to Israel* |
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Post by Amaranth on Jul 8, 2011 16:49:35 GMT -5
...That one doesn't work too well for me.
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Post by Napoleon the Clown on Jul 8, 2011 16:56:27 GMT -5
Banning porn? There goes the Utah vote. Mormons fucking love their porn.
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