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Post by Smurfette Principle on Aug 21, 2011 19:03:36 GMT -5
Gay Agenda Now Using Children To Target Children
The Pearls retract previous methods of child-rearing - promote acceptance and gentleness.
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Post by davedan on Aug 21, 2011 19:43:27 GMT -5
The Pearls, should they be able to continue raising children they won't discipline? Why is the President silent on this important issue?
Iron-clad evidence that Sarah Palin and Glen Beck are spies for the chinese governement emerges at the same time as Barack Obama negotiates landmark middle east peace accord.
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Post by ironbite on Aug 21, 2011 21:14:06 GMT -5
Homosexuals advance their agendas.
Ironbite-Quention Tarrentino produces a biopic on the life of President Bush.
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Post by big_electron on Aug 21, 2011 21:14:43 GMT -5
Goddamn, I didn't think you could make this shit up!
But then I just remembered, FOX News anchors make this shit up all the time.
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Paimun
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Post by Paimun on Aug 21, 2011 21:31:31 GMT -5
Fox News anchors remove liberal spin from headlines.
Sean Hannity runs illegal cockfighting ring behind White House.
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Post by Runa on Aug 21, 2011 22:58:30 GMT -5
Hannity encouraging traditional sports.
Michelle Bachmann is really a MtF transsexual once named Bob.
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Post by Khris on Aug 21, 2011 23:01:03 GMT -5
Bachmann mans up for presidential race
Marcus Bachmann comes out of the closet and marries a long time gay lover
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Post by Runa on Aug 22, 2011 2:35:35 GMT -5
Homosexual agenda strikes again! Michelle devastated.
Resulting marriage turns Michelle Bachmann lesbian.
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Post by largeham on Aug 22, 2011 3:18:02 GMT -5
No one is safe from the gay agenda!
Glenn Beck joins the Muslim Brotherhood.
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Paimun
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Post by Paimun on Aug 22, 2011 10:02:01 GMT -5
Glenn Beck, tough on terror.
Jon Stewart criticizes Joe Biden.
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Post by Smurfette Principle on Aug 22, 2011 12:19:58 GMT -5
Jon Stewart Attacks Politician - How Long Will The Namecalling Last?
Sarah Palin is a reptilian.
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Post by Jack Bauer on Aug 24, 2011 2:34:46 GMT -5
God Fearing Conservative Christian Mother goes undercover to thwart Alien Menace.
Linealogists discover that Obama is descended from ancient Irish clan O'Barmer.
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Post by Runa on Aug 24, 2011 2:40:00 GMT -5
Republicans demand to see the birth certificates.
Sarah Palin had sex with Rick Perry.
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Post by clockworkgirl21 on Aug 24, 2011 3:36:09 GMT -5
Both Sarah Palin and Rick Perry prove their heterosexuality.
Obama plays board game with his children.
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Post by Napoleon the Clown on Aug 24, 2011 3:37:44 GMT -5
Sarah Palin and Rick Perry Fight Terrorism, Share a Bed
Obama brings unemployment down to 3.5% through the creation of infrastructure building jobs at the same time that he forever solves all deficit woes.
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