Khris
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Looks older than they are
Posts: 225
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Post by Khris on Aug 28, 2011 22:24:37 GMT -5
man in bat suit undermines pharmaceutical company with cancer cure
Texas succeeds along with other southern states and call them selves the Empire of God and start a holy war with America.
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Post by Jack Bauer on Aug 30, 2011 2:55:44 GMT -5
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehawwwwwwwww!!!!! The South Has Done Risen!
Jesus returns but no-one notices.
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RiJayden
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Not all who wander are lost.
Posts: 22
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Post by RiJayden on Aug 30, 2011 10:05:54 GMT -5
Police beat and apprehend homeless Middle-Eastern hippie who clams he's jesus.
Gay marriage is approved in all 50 states.
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Post by ironbite on Aug 30, 2011 16:18:27 GMT -5
ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!
Sarah Palin reveals she is not the mother of Trig....her husband is.
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Post by Haseen on Sept 1, 2011 4:31:33 GMT -5
Liberal media invade Palin family's privacy yet again.
Economy recovers with a budget surplus after closing tax loopholes for the rich, cutting wasteful spending in the military, and ending the "war on drugs".
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Paimun
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Captain Punderpants!
dick fingers
Posts: 221
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Post by Paimun on Sept 1, 2011 9:42:02 GMT -5
Liberals encourage fiscal irresponsibility and force the rich to live hand to mouth.
Straight and gay people hold hands and sing ABBA songs in a pride festival.
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RiJayden
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Not all who wander are lost.
Posts: 22
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Post by RiJayden on Sept 1, 2011 10:01:03 GMT -5
Gay Agenda Strikes Again! ABBA to Blame.
Pat Robinson caught soliciting a male prostitute..
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Post by RavynousHunter on Sept 3, 2011 3:28:13 GMT -5
Christian Leader Doing His Part For The Economy.
Jesus is revealed to be a member of Anonymous.
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Post by clockworkgirl21 on Sept 4, 2011 1:09:24 GMT -5
Jesus obviously isn't a True Christian.
Obama gets a nosebleed.
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Paimun
Full Member
Captain Punderpants!
dick fingers
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Post by Paimun on Sept 4, 2011 11:01:02 GMT -5
Obama is a pervert.
Poor people get free soup thanks to government sponsored homeless shelter and live long enough to find jobs.
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Post by Smurfette Principle on Sept 4, 2011 12:00:33 GMT -5
Government Gives Handouts To Welfare Queens! Flood of Unqualified Workers Now In Workforce!
Obama beats Rick Perry in a cage match for charity.
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Post by gyeonghwa on Sept 4, 2011 12:23:14 GMT -5
Obama shows lack of civility in match with Perry.
The Cat in the Hat defeats Rick Perry in a debate.
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Post by RavynousHunter on Sept 5, 2011 3:44:48 GMT -5
Rick Perry Victorious Over Talking Liberal Feline
Obama does 500 pushups in the Oval Office. With a bullet in his shoulder.
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Post by tygerarmy on Sept 5, 2011 6:48:19 GMT -5
Obama-Un-Care-ing. Prez wastes time in Oval Office and even he won't use Obama-care.
Fox news corp has secretly owned all of the media.
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Post by Smurfette Principle on Sept 5, 2011 9:22:37 GMT -5
Murdoch Reveals Benevolent Influence In Media
A study reveals that regular porn watching increases intelligence, and the benefit increases the younger one starts.
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