Paimun
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Post by Paimun on Sept 5, 2011 10:35:52 GMT -5
Liberal elite caught trying to indoctrinate and pervert America's children.
God comes to Earth and condemns Fox News.
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Post by gyeonghwa on Sept 5, 2011 12:29:31 GMT -5
How liberals have twisted the words of God.
The GOP moves its headquarter to Pyongyang.
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Post by Smurfette Principle on Sept 5, 2011 12:31:17 GMT -5
GOP Strengthens Ties With Allies
Rupert Murdoch has been dead for years, and his body has been possessed by Lucifer.
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Post by Haseen on Sept 6, 2011 13:09:17 GMT -5
Liberal bias creeps into Fox News.
Five anti gay GOP senators caught having gay orgy on Senate floor after hours.
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Post by Napoleon the Clown on Sept 6, 2011 18:49:32 GMT -5
Liberal Plants Attempt to Discredit GOP
Audio evidence is found proving that the GOP wants to ensure Obama is a one-term president, even if it means destroying the country (please note that the dude who said the number one goal was to make Obama a one-term president didn't actually include the last part)
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Post by largeham on Sept 6, 2011 18:52:58 GMT -5
GOP fights to save America.
Palin and Bachmann seen publicly eating babies.
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Paimun
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Post by Paimun on Sept 6, 2011 19:29:07 GMT -5
Republicans come up with ethical solution to overpopulation.
Atheist wins a game of checkers.
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Post by Dragon Zachski on Sept 6, 2011 19:52:29 GMT -5
Liberal elite flouts supposed mental superiority
Obama renounces the Democratic party, chooses to support the Republican party, and proceeds to give tax cuts to the rich, cut medicare, and remove welfare.
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Post by ironbite on Sept 6, 2011 21:18:26 GMT -5
Obama backtracks on his own message.
Bohner comes out as a woman.
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Post by Smurfette Principle on Sept 7, 2011 20:58:28 GMT -5
Boehner's Opponents Sexist, Says Spokesperson
Bristol Palin becomes a porn star.
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Vinroke
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Post by Vinroke on Sept 8, 2011 21:48:35 GMT -5
Palins support local industries
Abe Lincoln resurrected as a vampire, joins the green party.
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Post by Haseen on Sept 9, 2011 2:49:40 GMT -5
Vampire Lincoln: "I've come to suck your jobs!"
Mike Huckabee drop kicks a baby while on camera.
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Post by Napoleon the Clown on Sept 9, 2011 4:57:00 GMT -5
Mike Huckabee (D) Kicks Infant
Obama declares a state of emergency and seizes all government power.
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Paimun
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Post by Paimun on Sept 9, 2011 8:42:30 GMT -5
Obama becomes super Hitler anti-christ muslim overlord and final boss of the internet.
Local FSTDT user Pieman proves the Big Bang really did happen.
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Post by Smurfette Principle on Sept 10, 2011 0:21:20 GMT -5
Radical Liberal Attempts to Disprove the Word of God
Memos discovered in White House trash prove Bush deliberately rigged the 2000 election.
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