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Post by Art Vandelay on Oct 31, 2011 12:13:48 GMT -5
Oh, compulsory organ donation. That's another one I forgot to mention.
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Oct 31, 2011 14:39:17 GMT -5
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Because it's not like they're human beings or anything crazy like that.
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Post by VirtualStranger on Oct 31, 2011 14:48:49 GMT -5
I thought of more. The rating system for everything (movies, games, TV shows, whatever) should be reduced to recommendations only and the ages should be dropped by a few years each. Basically if you reach age 14 at the very most and still can't tell the difference between fantasy and reality, let's just say violent/sexy movies/games/whatever aren't the problem here. The US government actually doesn't have any input on the MPAA and ESRB rating systems. The entire process is a completely voluntary measure created by the entertainment industry in order to prevent the federal government from setting up a federal, legally binding censorship board. Essentially, they are nothing more than recommendations. Create sodomy laws. Yes, it has been proven that oral/anal sex has a higher transmission rate of STIs and condoms are less effective. The government shouldn't snoop in people's houses and only charge people if they confess, or if there are witnesses So you want to create a law that can't be enforced? Besides, we got rid of those laws for a reason. That reason being that they're nothing more than anti-gay laws. Is that even possible? Or, you know... healthy? I'd seriously hope that rape is treated way more seriously than shoplifting. I'm pretty sure shoplifting is just a misdemeanor. I'd prefer if female toplessness wasn't considered indecent exposure, but I don't really care as long as it's equal.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Oct 31, 2011 14:49:38 GMT -5
Those who cannot afford a rifle shall recieve financial assistance, and their future wages will be garnisheed to cover the cost. Those who are physicaly incapable of undergoing training should be exempted, but those REFUSING should be taxed. Create sodomy laws. Yes, it has been proven that oral/anal sex has a higher transmission rate of STIs and condoms are less effective. The government shouldn't snoop in people's houses and only charge people if they confess, or if there are witnesses Sex education should start in 1st grade. Children should be able to opt out of puberty by taking pills/injections make raping prostitutes equivilant of shoplifting. Yeah, I said it. Helmet laws and seatbelt laws exist to ensure I don't see someone's brain splatter on the highway I can top this. I can SO top this. Castration should be mandatory at puberty if you're judged ugly by a panel of your peers. Murder should not be a crime if the victim is a moron. The space program should be funded by taxing the dicks off of Creationists & we should make it a mission to fly a team into the sun. We should make the Supreme Court out of MRAs & radical feminists, to balance each other out. To break a tie, the head judge will be a man deliberately inflicted with as many mental illnesses as possible, for maximum thinking out of the box. Cars should be built more like bumper cars, & getting a license should be based on whether or not you can come out on top in crashes. Public school now teaches you that reality is entirely subjective.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Oct 31, 2011 14:53:58 GMT -5
The US government actually doesn't have any input on the MPAA and ESRB rating systems. The entire process is a completely voluntary measure created by the entertainment industry in order to prevent the federal government from setting up a federal, legally binding censorship board. Essentially, they are nothing more than recommendations. The Australian Classifications Board, on the other hand, is a legally binding government censorship board. Not only that, it's illegal to sell anything rated MA15+ and above to anyone below the age in question.
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Post by Dragon Zachski on Oct 31, 2011 15:23:48 GMT -5
Those who cannot afford a rifle shall recieve financial assistance, and their future wages will be garnisheed to cover the cost. Those who are physicaly incapable of undergoing training should be exempted, but those REFUSING should be taxed. Create sodomy laws. Yes, it has been proven that oral/anal sex has a higher transmission rate of STIs and condoms are less effective. The government shouldn't snoop in people's houses and only charge people if they confess, or if there are witnesses Sex education should start in 1st grade. Children should be able to opt out of puberty by taking pills/injections make raping prostitutes equivilant of shoplifting. Yeah, I said it. Helmet laws and seatbelt laws exist to ensure I don't see someone's brain splatter on the highway I can top this. I can SO top this. Castration should be mandatory at puberty if you're judged ugly by a panel of your peers. Murder should not be a crime if the victim is a moron. The space program should be funded by taxing the dicks off of Creationists & we should make it a mission to fly a team into the sun. We should make the Supreme Court out of MRAs & radical feminists, to balance each other out. To break a tie, the head judge will be a man deliberately inflicted with as many mental illnesses as possible, for maximum thinking out of the box. Cars should be built more like bumper cars, & getting a license should be based on whether or not you can come out on top in crashes. Public school now teaches you that reality is entirely subjective. This looks like fun! Draconism should be the religion of the state, and if you do not convert, you should be burned to death in the holy fire of Bahamut. Chocolate should be banned. If you are caught smuggling chocolate, you should be executed right on the spot. All colleges should be required to teach magick to all students. Anyone who fails the course should be executed on the spot. If you are an illegal immigrant, you should immediately be appointed to Congress, taught English and Law, and stay appointed for two years. And then be executed on the spot. If you cannot afford the Draconic Tithe, you should be executed on the spot. If you are unable to do a hand-stand, you should be executed on the spot, as well as your spouse and any children and pets you have. All houses must have a pet of some sort. If you don't, you should be executed on the spot, and your house burned to the ground.
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Post by lexikon on Oct 31, 2011 15:38:12 GMT -5
Those who cannot afford a rifle shall recieve financial assistance, and their future wages will be garnisheed to cover the cost. Those who are physicaly incapable of undergoing training should be exempted, but those REFUSING should be taxed. Create sodomy laws. Yes, it has been proven that oral/anal sex has a higher transmission rate of STIs and condoms are less effective. The government shouldn't snoop in people's houses and only charge people if they confess, or if there are witnesses Sex education should start in 1st grade. Children should be able to opt out of puberty by taking pills/injections make raping prostitutes equivilant of shoplifting. Yeah, I said it. Helmet laws and seatbelt laws exist to ensure I don't see someone's brain splatter on the highway I can top this. I can SO top this. Castration should be mandatory at puberty if you're judged ugly by a panel of your peers. Murder should not be a crime if the victim is a moron. The space program should be funded by taxing the dicks off of Creationists & we should make it a mission to fly a team into the sun. We should make the Supreme Court out of MRAs & radical feminists, to balance each other out. To break a tie, the head judge will be a man deliberately inflicted with as many mental illnesses as possible, for maximum thinking out of the box. Cars should be built more like bumper cars, & getting a license should be based on whether or not you can come out on top in crashes. Public school now teaches you that reality is entirely subjective. If you don't really believe this, it isn't your opinion. "Murder should not be a crime if the victim is a moron." We already have that. It's called the meat industry. "I'd seriously hope that rape is treated way more seriously than shoplifting. I'm pretty sure shoplifting is just a misdemeanor." Okay, charge them with shoplifting, and remove their gonads. "[sodomy laws] nothing more than anti-gay laws." More like anti-teenager laws. "So you want to create a law that can't be enforced?" Like using drug, and attempted suicide? "Is that even possible [steroid blockers]? Or, you know... healthy?" No more unhealthy than a sex change operation.
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Post by Dragon Zachski on Oct 31, 2011 15:40:46 GMT -5
I can top this. I can SO top this. Castration should be mandatory at puberty if you're judged ugly by a panel of your peers. Murder should not be a crime if the victim is a moron. The space program should be funded by taxing the dicks off of Creationists & we should make it a mission to fly a team into the sun. We should make the Supreme Court out of MRAs & radical feminists, to balance each other out. To break a tie, the head judge will be a man deliberately inflicted with as many mental illnesses as possible, for maximum thinking out of the box. Cars should be built more like bumper cars, & getting a license should be based on whether or not you can come out on top in crashes. Public school now teaches you that reality is entirely subjective. If you don't really believe this, it isn't your opinion. Wait, we're not playing "Make the most batshit totalitarian laws ever"? Awwww D:
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Post by gyeonghwa on Oct 31, 2011 15:52:02 GMT -5
- Because it's not like they're human beings or anything crazy like that. I'll join Mlle Antéchrist in condemning this one.
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Post by lexikon on Oct 31, 2011 15:53:25 GMT -5
If you don't really believe this, it isn't your opinion. Wait, we're not playing "Make the most batshit totalitarian laws ever"? Awwww D: George Orwell already did that. More like make laws that suit you at the expense of other people's comfortness .
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Post by Art Vandelay on Oct 31, 2011 15:57:55 GMT -5
If you don't really believe this, it isn't your opinion. Wait, we're not playing "Make the most batshit totalitarian laws ever"? Awwww D: Yes we are, because fuck those uppity mallards. All cremations must be done within twenty metres as the parsnip is thrown of a certified dentist. Wall power outlets may not be standardised. Every home must have a unique plug shape so as to prevent theft and unlawful trading of electrical goods. Jews must always wear a lime green trench coat when inside a bowling alley at all times, or they will be soaked in blue powerade until the next full moon. All citizens who've visited Milawe within the last 83 days must be a registered Olympic gymnast. All radio stations are to broadcast on the same frequency. Only the loudest broadcaster is worthy of being listened to. All used corn cobs are to be inserted in the rectum of the nearest hippo before they may be used in arts and crafts. Porn may only be viewed if one's grandparents are present. Masturbation is only allowed within one hour of a fireworks display in Munich, Germany. Dogs may not be purchased on the same day as one's routine car inspection.
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Post by ironbite on Oct 31, 2011 17:01:34 GMT -5
Wait a second here....this board is pro incestuous marriage?
Ironbite-when the fuck did that happen?
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Post by Art Vandelay on Oct 31, 2011 17:06:57 GMT -5
Probably the whole Cait/L Italian incest business a while back.
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Post by ironbite on Oct 31, 2011 17:08:24 GMT -5
....wait what? They're not even related.
Ironbite-that that wouldn't be hot but come on!
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Post by Art Vandelay on Oct 31, 2011 17:10:56 GMT -5
They're not Italian either but who said it had to make sense?
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