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Post by Napoleon the Clown on May 24, 2009 19:11:46 GMT -5
I've vote for Billy Mays. He's bigger, and the Sham Wow guy has already proven that he can't even beat up a girl without getting bloodied up pretty bad in return. What's this, now? And I'm serious. Every time that asshole comes on TV, I want to buy one of his fucking towels, & I have no idea why. It is because your mind is weak. But have no fear. I can also sense great anger beneath the surface. I can teach you to use that anger, and learn the ways of the Dark Side.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on May 24, 2009 19:29:13 GMT -5
What's this, now? And I'm serious. Every time that asshole comes on TV, I want to buy one of his fucking towels, & I have no idea why. It is because your mind is weak. But have no fear. I can also sense great anger beneath the surface. I can teach you to use that anger, and learn the ways of the Dark Side. FINALLY! You know how long I've wanted to shoot lightning at people I don't like?!
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on May 24, 2009 21:23:01 GMT -5
The ShamWow guy beat up a hooker, but she messed him up too. Didn't she also take off a piece of his tounge?
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Post by John E on May 24, 2009 22:02:52 GMT -5
The ShamWow guy beat up a hooker, but she messed him up too. Didn't she also take off a piece of his tounge? In one story I read, he said that when he went to kiss her, she suddenly and without warning bit his tongue for no reason whatsoever and the only way he could get her to let go was by punching her repeatedly in the head. For a pitch man, you'd think he'd be able to come up with a more believable story.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on May 24, 2009 22:15:00 GMT -5
Am I the only one who hasn't heard of this?
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on May 24, 2009 22:48:30 GMT -5
Yep.
Although you can't blame him for getting a little bloody after fighting with a hooker. They're fucking tough.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on May 24, 2009 23:13:20 GMT -5
Yep. Although you can't blame him for getting a little bloody after fighting with a hooker. They're fucking tough. I was kinda thinking this, actually. I'd expect hookers to be able to defend themselves. I'm sure they're aware of the risks involved with their occupation.
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Post by D Laurier on May 26, 2009 7:35:19 GMT -5
Is it wrong that I have no idea who William Wallace or Shaka Zulu are? Very much so. William Wallace was a 13th century, lowland scotish rebel leader. Unlike his hollywood missportrayal in Braveheart, Wallace led his army like a proper comander.... ie; issuing orders from the rear. Shaka Zulu was the warlord who consolidated the Zulu nation into a unified entity, and led it to victory over the neighboring tribes. Magnanimous in victory, Shaka gave full Zulu status to all conquered peoples, and kept their leaders on as his advisors. His empire was cut short by 19th century British imperialism.
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Post by antichrist on May 26, 2009 12:40:36 GMT -5
Didn't she also take off a piece of his tounge? In one story I read, he said that when he went to kiss her, she suddenly and without warning bit his tongue for no reason whatsoever and the only way he could get her to let go was by punching her repeatedly in the head. For a pitch man, you'd think he'd be able to come up with a more believable story. I don't know if you can say "no reason" a lot of prostitutes have a no kissing rule. So if he was trying to kiss her and she didn't want to be kissed, yeah she should of bit him.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on May 26, 2009 20:36:48 GMT -5
In one story I read, he said that when he went to kiss her, she suddenly and without warning bit his tongue for no reason whatsoever and the only way he could get her to let go was by punching her repeatedly in the head. For a pitch man, you'd think he'd be able to come up with a more believable story. I don't know if you can say "no reason" a lot of prostitutes have a no kissing rule. So if he was trying to kiss her and she didn't want to be kissed, yeah she should of bit him. Wait...why would you let someone stick it in you, but not kiss you?
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Post by Rat Of Steel on May 26, 2009 21:02:21 GMT -5
Probably because a kiss is an act of intimacy they prefer to reserve for a genuine lover, as opposed to a customer.
Getting back on-topic, the Wallace / Zulu episode has just begun. *goes AFK to watch it*
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Post by John E on May 26, 2009 22:10:27 GMT -5
In one story I read, he said that when he went to kiss her, she suddenly and without warning bit his tongue for no reason whatsoever and the only way he could get her to let go was by punching her repeatedly in the head. For a pitch man, you'd think he'd be able to come up with a more believable story. I don't know if you can say "no reason" a lot of prostitutes have a no kissing rule. So if he was trying to kiss her and she didn't want to be kissed, yeah she should of bit him. I know. I was being a little tongue in cheek, highlighting how dumb I thought his story was. I figure he must have done something to provoke her. Maybe he kept trying to kiss her over and over after she tried to get him to stop, or something like that.
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Post by Rat Of Steel on May 26, 2009 22:16:43 GMT -5
*smiles as he returns to his desk*
Not bad. Not bad at all, though I'd thought the margin of victory for the 1,000 simulated battles would be a bit narrower.
I like the Zulu club, but there's very little that can stand in the way of the awesomeness that is the Claymore. ;D
The herbal poison makes a nice (and painful) deterrant. Too bad the stat geeks mostly consider killing ability when handicapping the various weapons.
Anyone else have two cents to pitch in regarding this face-off?
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Post by Admiral Lithp on May 26, 2009 22:22:47 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Probably because a kiss is an act of intimacy they prefer to reserve for a genuine lover, as opposed to a customer.[/glow] Getting back on-topic, the Wallace / Zulu episode has just begun. *goes AFK to watch it*My brain is completely unable to fathom this. Kissing is an act of intimacy, but SEX is just fine? What...the fuck...?
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Post by Rat Of Steel on May 26, 2009 22:28:06 GMT -5
I never said that sexual intercourse wasn't intimate, nor less intimate than a kiss (though some people think otherwise regarding the latter). I merely stated that that particular act of intimacy is one that many hookers prefer to reserve for someone they actually love.
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