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Post by canadian mojo on Mar 7, 2009 9:58:53 GMT -5
Loki, you jackass, stop screwing around before you get us all killed.
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Post by erictheblue on Mar 10, 2009 20:21:15 GMT -5
Ceiling Cat, I am going to sic my dogs on you.
Moloch, couldn't you come up with a name that doesn't sound like coughing up a lung?
Quetzalcoatl and Huitzilopochtli, couldn't you pick pronounceable names?
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starbrewer
Full Member
God can go to hell
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Post by starbrewer on Mar 25, 2009 21:48:02 GMT -5
when a designer has the precognition that God has, to know that man will sin, and still lets it happen, then God is either stupid or incapable.
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Post by Trevelyan on Mar 25, 2009 22:39:17 GMT -5
Well you know what they say, "When in Rome nail a deity to a piece of wood." As such, here's my contribution. My friend told me this one, I'm not sure if he got it from another source or not. Anyways, the christian god is all smiteful and full of wrath in the old testament. Then all of sudden in the new testament he's all happy and loving plus he's got a kid. In between the old and new testaments someone got laid.
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Post by antichrist on Mar 27, 2009 10:16:29 GMT -5
Well you know what they say, "When in Rome nail a deity to a piece of wood." As such, here's my contribution. My friend told me this one, I'm not sure if he got it from another source or not. Anyways, the christian god is all smiteful and full of wrath in the old testament. Then all of sudden in the new testament he's all happy and loving plus he's got a kid. In between the old and new testaments someone got laid. So the story goes
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Post by Caitshidhe on Mar 27, 2009 10:22:39 GMT -5
I have to say it.
*sings* Blas-phe-meeeee, blas-phe-youuuuuuu, blasphe-everybody in the room!
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ouabache
Junior Member
Official Pope
Posts: 73
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Post by ouabache on Mar 27, 2009 19:42:19 GMT -5
That Eris is such a bitch!
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Post by Vene on Mar 27, 2009 19:43:42 GMT -5
That Eris is such a bitch! How dare you speak about your daughter that way.
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Post by RavynousHunter on Mar 29, 2009 2:50:09 GMT -5
Personally, all "Gods" can burn in the Builder's fires!
Fuck it, Blasphemy Day should be every day!
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Post by wmdkitty on Mar 29, 2009 20:24:36 GMT -5
Osirus can go fuck himself. Oh wait, no he can't, because a fish ate his dick. Fuck Osirus. Meh. I'll leave that to Isis, thx, not into necrophilia. YHWH, BibleGod, and Allah are all the SAME GOD!
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Post by Vypernight on Mar 31, 2009 6:05:47 GMT -5
Jay, aka vypernight, Blasphemy Day would be a good time for you to come out with more of your "Jesus saves" jokes. Why don't you post them here! Sorry, Star, I just noticed this. Well by popular demand... Jesus saves... a bundle by switching to Geico! Jesus saves... the whales! He's trying to collect the whole set. Jesus saves... by clipping coupons. (My favorite, since it inspired my religious hockey game): Jesus saves, but Cthulhu gets the rebound... passes to Vorvadoss...Snap shot ...He Scores! Jesus saves... the best for last!
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Post by RavynousHunter on Apr 1, 2009 20:03:11 GMT -5
Notice thou that with the Builder's efficiency, I have completed two tasks with but one effort.
Jesus saves... His sperm.
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Post by gizmoturner on Apr 10, 2009 13:09:53 GMT -5
Jesus saves. Moses invests.
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Post by Thejebusfire on Apr 10, 2009 14:35:41 GMT -5
Jay, aka vypernight, Blasphemy Day would be a good time for you to come out with more of your "Jesus saves" jokes. Why don't you post them here! Even Jesus saves at wal Mart.
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Post by malicious_bloke on Apr 11, 2009 8:11:37 GMT -5
Zeus, you sister-shagging, honey-obsessed mentalcase with your infinite spawn and bad temper (zapping Salmoneus with a thunderbolt just because he did a lulzy impersonation of you? FOR SHAME)! You can sod off, all right? Yeah but if Hera was your sister, you know you would....
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