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Post by JonathanE on Apr 11, 2009 8:35:28 GMT -5
Personally, all "Gods" can burn in the Builder's fires! Fuck it, Blasphemy Day should be every day! Every day IS Blasphemy Day at my house! How about the old standard: In God We Trust, everyone else pays cash!
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Post by devilschaplain2 on Apr 11, 2009 14:09:48 GMT -5
If Jesus ever came back I'd just crucify him again....
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Post by devilschaplain2 on Apr 11, 2009 14:12:09 GMT -5
Oh, and I'm going to make a life-sized sculpture of the Prophet Mohammad (Piss Be Upon Him) out of bacon.
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starbrewer
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Post by starbrewer on Sept 30, 2009 4:38:32 GMT -5
I wonder if the God of the BuyBull was modeled after Zeus, who could be as much of an asshole as anyone. I learned of some of Zeus' assholery through studies of the constellations and their mythologies.
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Post by starbrewer on Sept 30, 2009 4:45:57 GMT -5
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Post by Oriet on Sept 30, 2009 7:59:37 GMT -5
Ahura Mazda can fuck right off. As can Elohim, that soul soliciting pig-fucker.
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Post by Vene on Sept 30, 2009 14:07:48 GMT -5
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Post by tygerarmy on Sept 30, 2009 14:12:56 GMT -5
Jesus saves.. 15% on his car insurance by switching to Geico
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Post by gomer21xx on Sept 30, 2009 14:14:11 GMT -5
Hmmm...
Someone must draw the following:
God, Jesus, Allah, and Mohammad all in a four-way, all wearing bacon condoms.
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Post by RavynousHunter on Sept 30, 2009 14:23:38 GMT -5
'Ey, Catholics, this just in: I just fucked Mary. I rammed her so hard she's in a coma.
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Post by Tiger on Sept 30, 2009 14:28:47 GMT -5
The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.I'm not original enough to come up with my own blasphemy. So sue me.
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Post by Hades on Sept 30, 2009 15:08:32 GMT -5
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Post by starbrewer on Sept 30, 2009 16:15:58 GMT -5
Joseph Smith and Brigham Young in polygamist drag!
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Post by purimpopoie on Sept 30, 2009 16:42:40 GMT -5
Since I haven't seen it yet...
"Jesus Saves! Everyone else takes 20 Lightning Damage."
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Post by disgruntledcolonel on Sept 30, 2009 16:54:26 GMT -5
and one more.
"Jesus saves, but Ovechkin taps in the rebound."
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