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Post by Haseen on Sept 30, 2009 21:43:21 GMT -5
Jesus saves... Now he won't lose so much progress when he loses the game.*
Fuck anyone who comes up with an infinite punishment for a finite "crime" Not that it matters, because the whole thing is make believe anyways.
My imaginary friend has all the powers of every fictional character I can imagine. This includes your god. And my imaginary friend is kicking your god's ass. In fact, that's explicitly one of his powers: the ability to kick your god's ass. It's like an elephant vs a legless chihuahua, except the chihuahua has a better chance. The only problem is that your god dies, but my imaginary friend can respawn it. Just so he can kick its ass over and over again, in millions of creative ways.
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*I just lost the game, so I'm takin' your ass down with me.
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Post by tygerarmy on Oct 1, 2009 15:48:04 GMT -5
We need an FSTDT youtube of our own takings of the Blaspheme Challenge
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Post by Jedi Knight on Oct 1, 2009 16:05:23 GMT -5
Yahweh, I take thy name in vain. Smite me, I dare thee!
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Post by malendras on Oct 1, 2009 19:59:39 GMT -5
Fuck your god. I don't care what god it is, fuck 'em. While I'm at it, I deny the holy spirit (again) and the divinity of jesus, who I'm not sure even existed even remotely close to the way the bible does. Fuck Mohammad, the fucking pedo. Fuck the Imams who issue fatwas against people for any reason, especially the ones who do it against people like Rushdie for writing a fucking book. Fuck the vatican and catholic church for hushing up, hiding, and downplaying the rape, molestation, sexual AND non-sexual abuse their church has propagated throughout the millennia, as well as your batshit insane reasons for telling millions of people in Africa to NOT use condoms despite the insane HIV+ rates there. Fuck fundies in general, fuck the tax-exemption for them from our gov't.
Here's my 2 1/2 year old blasphemy challenge video:
EDIT: OK, so I'm a day late. Didn't see this yesterday. But hey, in my life, every day is blasphemy day.
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Post by rookie on Oct 1, 2009 22:23:04 GMT -5
Jedi Knight, you have god up there in your avatar box, so fuck you, buddy! And fuck you, space aliens that Hubbard said we came from. Fuck you and your space ships.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Oct 1, 2009 23:57:04 GMT -5
Aphrodite is such a fucking skank.
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Post by RavynousHunter on Oct 2, 2009 13:40:35 GMT -5
Me, taking the Blasphemy Challenge, even though there's nothing in it for me.
Note: My voice in the video is crap, I know. My voice is, by nature, very nasal, and my crappy mic doesn't pick it up very well. That said, my voice is actually much deeper than what you hear in the video.
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Post by Ranger Joe on Oct 13, 2009 13:38:26 GMT -5
Quezacotl is a sucker punching little bitch! Fuck you, you winged snake!!!
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Post by wmdkitty on Oct 15, 2009 2:34:40 GMT -5
Jesus saves... Now he won't lose so much progress when he loses the game.* *shakes fist* DAMN YOU! I had a whole two months of winning!
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Post by RavynousHunter on Oct 16, 2009 5:51:55 GMT -5
Are you suggesting Jesus save scums?
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Post by sithyeti on Oct 16, 2009 6:14:36 GMT -5
Here is mine, nice and simple, with some dude blasting me for how I look and a friend responding to him.
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Post by davedan on Oct 19, 2009 0:43:03 GMT -5
From 'Oh Brother where are thou"
Jesus saves but davedan withdraws
Jesus is coming and we won't even make him clean it up
Jesus is coming and we won't even make his sleep in the wet spot
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Post by Art Vandelay on Oct 19, 2009 1:01:10 GMT -5
Alrighty then, I shall now badmouth a god:
Fuck me, I can just go DIAF!
Yay, I just condemned myself to eternal damnation... I'm confused now.
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