starbrewer
Full Member
God can go to hell
Posts: 226
|
Post by starbrewer on Mar 5, 2009 7:56:18 GMT -5
A facebook group by the same title, I love the idea.
I'll blaspheme the God of the BuyBull as well as Jeebus, someone else can blaspheme Allah and Mohammed.
A victory in the name of No-God!
|
|
|
|
Post by Paradox on Mar 5, 2009 10:19:02 GMT -5
Osirus can go fuck himself. Oh wait, no he can't, because a fish ate his dick. Fuck Osirus.
|
|
|
|
Post by Sigmaleph on Mar 5, 2009 11:02:43 GMT -5
Impale yourself through the third eye with a hot poker, Shiva.
Oh look at me, I'm Zeus king of the gods and I have to transform into a duck to get laid.
And don't get me started on Odin. Bloody wanker.
|
|
|
|
Post by antichrist on Mar 5, 2009 14:14:08 GMT -5
I blasphemise and deny the holy ghost, okay that's it, that's the one unforgivable sin. One way ticket to hell
So please leave me alone.
Also, Thor was a bit of an idiot.
|
|
|
|
Post by Sandafluffoid on Mar 5, 2009 14:55:27 GMT -5
You know who I dislike? Baal. I mean don't get me wrong, lovely chap, great poker face. Just he had this annoying habit of chewing his fingernails, bad form don't you think? [/British Stereotype Blasphemy]
But seriosuly, fuck Hanuman, he's such a bloody git, frankly I wouldn't mind if he got raped by a giant nitrous rhino.
|
|
|
|
Post by MozMode on Mar 5, 2009 18:45:11 GMT -5
You know who I dislike? Baal. I mean don't get me wrong, lovely chap, great poker face. Just he had this annoying habit of chewing his fingernails, bad form don't you think? [/British Stereotype Blasphemy] But seriosuly, fuck Hanuman, he's such a bloody git, frankly I wouldn't mind if he got raped by a giant nitrous rhino. ROFL |
|
|
|
Post by gotpwnt on Mar 5, 2009 21:36:19 GMT -5
God is a pervert, he likes to watch us touch ourselves.
|
|
|
|
Post by Redhunter on Mar 6, 2009 7:46:04 GMT -5
God is a pervert, he likes to watch us touch ourselves. Then I WAS made in his image! I'll be damned... |
|
|
|
Post by Vypernight on Mar 6, 2009 8:06:56 GMT -5
Sorry, FSM, I'm in a lasagna and pizza mood.
Oh, I think Jesus was a nice guy. According to Carico, I ought to be condemned for that.
Take care,
Jay
|
|
|
|
Post by MozMode on Mar 6, 2009 14:56:31 GMT -5
Sorry, FSM, I'm in a lasagna and pizza mood. Oh, I think Jesus was a nice guy. According to Carico, I ought to be condemned for that. Take care, Jay I thought Jesus was a nice guy too, well, whatever was written about him. Now if he's real, that's a different question. |
|
|
|
Post by gotpwnt on Mar 6, 2009 17:29:47 GMT -5
God is a pervert, he likes to watch us touch ourselves. Then I WAS made in his image! I'll be damned...  |
|
|
|
Post by Paradox on Mar 6, 2009 17:55:11 GMT -5
Sorry, FSM, I'm in a lasagna and pizza mood. Oh, I think Jesus was a nice guy. According to Carico, I ought to be condemned for that. Take care, Jay I thought Jesus was a nice guy too, well, whatever was written about him. Now if he's real, that's a different question. Monty Python discovered when they were making The Life of Brian that there really wasn't anything about Jesus they could mock. But his followers, oh boy, there was plenty of material there. |
|
|
|
Post by caretaker on Mar 6, 2009 19:47:57 GMT -5
Zeus, you sister-shagging, honey-obsessed mentalcase with your infinite spawn and bad temper (zapping Salmoneus with a thunderbolt just because he did a lulzy impersonation of you? FOR SHAME)! You can sod off, all right?
|
|
|
|
Post by Vypernight on Mar 7, 2009 4:23:03 GMT -5
Sorry, FSM, I'm in a lasagna and pizza mood. Oh, I think Jesus was a nice guy. According to Carico, I ought to be condemned for that. Take care, Jay I thought Jesus was a nice guy too, well, whatever was written about him. Now if he's real, that's a different question. I was referring to a year ago, when Carico said Jesus would condemn me to Hell for saying he was a nice guy. I guess, according to her, we're supposed to call him an @$$hole, but since this is the Blasphemy Thread, I'll say he seems pretty cool. Take care, Jay |
|
starbrewer
Full Member
God can go to hell
Posts: 226
|
Post by starbrewer on Mar 7, 2009 6:39:48 GMT -5
Jay, aka vypernight, Blasphemy Day would be a good time for you to come out with more of your "Jesus saves" jokes. Why don't you post them here!
|
|
