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Post by ironbite on Jul 26, 2009 22:51:43 GMT -5
Actually i do.
Ironbite-hence why I wear full plate armor.
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Jul 27, 2009 2:10:02 GMT -5
You do know dogs have a weakness to cliffs, right?
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Post by antichrist on Jul 27, 2009 2:20:04 GMT -5
The real trick is that you never expect "Brittany" to rip your fucking throat out. It's a Brittany Spaniel HIS (yes he's always called a she) name is Sage. This is him getting his Field Dog Junior A better picture of a Brittany Don't let the cute face fool you. They are evil, evil dogs.
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Jul 27, 2009 3:54:39 GMT -5
Dogs still have weaknesses to cliffs. Or cows. But first you have to eat the dog. And maybe be an old lady.
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Post by Hades on Jul 27, 2009 6:12:12 GMT -5
Ninja > guns, dogs, cows, cliffs.
The only problem is finding a loyal one.
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Post by canadian mojo on Jul 27, 2009 14:07:01 GMT -5
Ninja > guns, dogs, cows, cliffs. The only problem is finding a loyal one. Thrown cat > ninja Think about it. You're sneaking down a dark hallway when suddenly a hissing, snarling ball of fangs and teeth comes sailing at your face. Of course, the formidable power of the thrown cat pales in comparison to the dreaded badgerpulttm, but cats are a much easier to use for home defense since they don't require setting up a bulky launcher and are very conveniently located at the foot of your bed (or on your lap in the event of a daytime burglary).
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Post by antichrist on Jul 27, 2009 16:22:36 GMT -5
I threw a ferret at my ex, does that count for anything?
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Post by nickiknack on Jul 27, 2009 18:54:54 GMT -5
The real trick is that you never expect "Brittany" to rip your fucking throat out. A lot people think little dogs can do no harm either, but I'll be honest, I've come in contact with a lot mean little dogs, heck if you mess with me or my mom, my maltipoo will get an attitude with you.
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Post by canadian mojo on Jul 27, 2009 20:34:30 GMT -5
I threw a ferret at my ex, does that count for anything? Of course. It would count even more if you had stuffed it down his pants though.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Jul 27, 2009 20:45:49 GMT -5
I threw a ferret at my ex, does that count for anything? Of course. It would count even more if you had stuffed it down his pants though. Pervert.
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Post by antichrist on Jul 27, 2009 21:08:08 GMT -5
I threw a ferret at my ex, does that count for anything? Of course. It would count even more if you had stuffed it down his pants though. He wasn't wearing pants, he was in bed with the roommate, hence the tossing of the weasel. She had 4 of the nasty little rat bastards. Sorry, that's an insult to rats
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Post by rookie on Jul 27, 2009 23:01:39 GMT -5
You know, I've never understood one thing. How in the blue hell are people going to "take the guns away"? You've got them. They're yours now. I could see people being afraid that they won't be able to get new guns. Maybe not the most valid fear in the world, but understandable. But not having the guns taken away.
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Jul 28, 2009 1:44:35 GMT -5
They'll raid their houses in the middle of the night and steal all their guns. If they refuse to give them up they'll put them in camps.
Who they are I don't know. But I can guess it's going to be Obama's secret gun stealing liberal police.
Then when our guns are gone then Iran is going to launch their nukes.
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Post by antichrist on Jul 28, 2009 3:42:54 GMT -5
They'll raid their houses in the middle of the night and steal all their guns. If they refuse to give them up they'll put them in camps. So the reason they don't steal our guns in Canada is because they're all locked in safes? Hey, gun safes are heavy. It took 3 guys with a big dolly to get it into the house, and it hasn't moved an inch from where they put it.
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Post by canadian mojo on Jul 28, 2009 5:56:07 GMT -5
They'll raid their houses in the middle of the night and steal all their guns. If they refuse to give them up they'll put them in camps. So the reason they don't steal our guns in Canada is because they're all locked in safes? Hey, gun safes are heavy. It took 3 guys with a big dolly to get it into the house, and it hasn't moved an inch from where they put it. With gun registration in Canada the government will at least know where to look to find most of the weapons. Without any such registration, Obama is going to have to do a door to door search of every home in the U.S.
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