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Post by Maryland Bear on Jul 28, 2009 6:34:10 GMT -5
Who they are I don't know. But I can guess it's going to be Obama's secret gun stealing liberal police. ACORN, of course. They're B. Hussein!!!!!ZOMG He's a secret atheist Muslim Marxist terrorist!!!!!111one!!!11! Obama's secret army of thugs.
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Jul 29, 2009 0:28:23 GMT -5
So the reason they don't steal our guns in Canada is because they're all locked in safes? Hey, gun safes are heavy. It took 3 guys with a big dolly to get it into the house, and it hasn't moved an inch from where they put it. With gun registration in Canada the government will at least know where to look to find most of the weapons. Without any such registration, Obama is going to have to do a door to door search of every home in the U.S. We also have slightly less if any Fundies. Hell, the closest thing to any kind of fundie behavior I know of is Stephen Harper's attitude towards gay marriage.
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Post by kristine on Jul 29, 2009 0:51:56 GMT -5
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Jul 29, 2009 1:00:33 GMT -5
Atleast they're not foaming at the mouth rabid like damn near every US Fundie. Then again this is the first I've ever heard of any of them.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Jul 29, 2009 1:31:57 GMT -5
You make it sound like America is overrun with Fundies. The worst thing I've ever seen in person was a stone on a church that read, "in memory of all the innocent victims of abortion."
And I live around some pretty fucking hick-ass towns.
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Jul 29, 2009 8:57:16 GMT -5
In Pennsylvania or some other shit nobody cares about state.
If it were Northern California or Texas or some other shitty trailer park living, Nascar watching, homosexual stoning, The South shall not rise again state (or half-state in Northern California's case) then that would be minor.
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Post by antichrist on Jul 29, 2009 12:56:20 GMT -5
Atleast they're not foaming at the mouth rabid like damn near every US Fundie. Then again this is the first I've ever heard of any of them. Well, some of note Tr*y Br**ks (Edmonton) VFX (Toronto) Bountiful BC (FLDS) The entire Fraser Valley (also the biggest area of White Supremacists in Canada). Except Surrey, which is now mostly Hindu. Todd Bentley (Abbotsford) Stephen Harper is only being held back by a minority government A number of RR have stated they live in Canada (can't remember who, though) Abortion doctors being shotThose are just what I can think of off hand. You have to remember that the US has 10X's the population, so would naturally have 10X's the number of fundies. Also our news doesn't jump on it, so we don't get attention whores like WBC.
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Jul 29, 2009 20:45:20 GMT -5
That would explain it. There here just no one cares too much as to actually say something about it.
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Post by Vene on Jul 30, 2009 0:09:08 GMT -5
You make it sound like America is overrun with Fundies. The worst thing I've ever seen in person was a stone on a church that read, "in memory of all the innocent victims of abortion." And I live around some pretty fucking hick-ass towns. In that case you're lucky. Also, fundies don't often reveal themselves to be fundie until they realize you're not a heterosexual, conservative, creationist, Christian. They're very good at assuming that everybody else is just like them.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Jul 30, 2009 0:16:22 GMT -5
You make it sound like America is overrun with Fundies. The worst thing I've ever seen in person was a stone on a church that read, "in memory of all the innocent victims of abortion." And I live around some pretty fucking hick-ass towns. In that case you're lucky. Also, fundies don't often reveal themselves to be fundie until they realize you're not a heterosexual, conservative, creationist, Christian. They're very good at assuming that everybody else is just like them. I hide the fact that I'm not a Christian about as well as the Easter Bunny hides his illigitimate, multi-colored children.
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Post by schizophonic on Jul 30, 2009 1:01:01 GMT -5
In that case you're lucky. Also, fundies don't often reveal themselves to be fundie until they realize you're not a heterosexual, conservative, creationist, Christian. They're very good at assuming that everybody else is just like them. I dunno. We get them screaming on the street corners. Then again, they blend in with the hippiecrites (Nothing against hippies in general...I could write an entire post on these specific assholes, though) and other nutjobs. And the drug dealers, nudists, and hackysackers. I know Vermont's weird and all, but in Maine, dear Lord I'm surprised I didn't get exorcised or burned at the stake as a heretic.
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Post by antichrist on Jul 30, 2009 13:55:21 GMT -5
We have the street preachers, car washes, and some stupid thing called hugs for Jesus. This is where teenage girls run out to cars and give guys hugs and pamphlets. Borderline whores for Jesus.
I've even had them try to give me things at red lights. One thing I've noticed though is that most fundies are terrified of dogs. Street people and drug dealers will come right up to my Rottweilers, but fundies will cross the street.
Good dogs. Very, very good dogs.
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Post by rookie on Jul 30, 2009 17:44:52 GMT -5
Dogs, eh? Hmm.
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Jul 30, 2009 19:34:06 GMT -5
Hugs you say? Are these girls hot? Or are they the socially awkward, fashion impaired take shit too seriously kind? Like Millie from Freaks and Geeks.
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Post by antichrist on Jul 30, 2009 20:09:25 GMT -5
No they're hot. Can't use the ugly girls to get guys to cum come to your church.
Although I'd like to know what the hell they tell the parents if one of them was grabbed. Thinking back to what our fundie youth group had us doing, it was rather dangerous (yes it involved going up to strangers to spread the news). A lot of the times we didn't even have adult supervision.
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