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Post by devilschaplain2 on Mar 10, 2011 17:09:37 GMT -5
what the hell is wrong with small dogs? Besides usually being annoyingly yappy? I guess he thinks real men own large dogs? I own a small dog because I don't need to compensate for a tiny penis.
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Post by Random Guy on Mar 10, 2011 17:24:55 GMT -5
Um, you can't enter AP classes without the proper grades anyway.
I don't think either one will "hurt the children". The issue is that the former falls under government establishment of a religion and the latter does not.
I am a biology major, thank you very much.
They have the right to do either one.
I don't believe that at all. I don't think anyone else does either.
Everything that has sufficient evidence is fair game. "The entire universe was created out of nothing in its present form in less than a week" is not supported by any scientific evidence, though.
Barring people from teaching because of their political views would be unfair, and I believe most people agree on this.
Nobody ever said that except you.
The Civil War lasted from 1861 to 1865 and happened because the South was paranoid about losing the right to own slaves.
I don't believe that. I don't think most other liberals do either.
AIDS is caused by a virus. Poverty does contribute to crime. The third is just stupid.
WHAT.
DOUBLE WHAT.
There's been a gradual warming trend ever since the mid-1800s.
Private jets? Oh yes, I can totally afford one of those. As can all other liberals, lol.
I don't get this babbling about toilet paper at all.
Nobody believes this.
As opposed to living in a coma on life support forever, yes. And nobody's going to steal your Big Mac either.
People get fat because of too many calories and not enough exercise. Period.
I don't even HAVE 500,000 dollars.
Excuse me? Are you actually serious?
OK, guilty as charged on this one.
I'm white and I'm not racist.
I'd reject any such statements as the above unless there was convincing evidence for it. So would most other liberals.
I've never done that.
I don't believe the former, and the latter is only partially true. Trade with Islamic states during the Renaissance did allow a lot of technology and knowledge to reach Europe at that stage, but Europe did the rest itself.
Nobody thinks that statement is racist.
Nobody believes this.
Nobody believes this either.
Anybody can potentially be a criminal, regardless of ethnicity.
You'd be hard-pressed to find someone who actually believed this.
I wasn't aware that there was such an increase.
Nobody believes this.
Gender is not a social construct. However, there are people with the brain of one gender in the body of the other, and people with ambiguous genitalia out there.
And this is wrong how, exactly?
I prefer cats myself, and would not be likely to get a dog. If I did, though, I'd rather not get an annoying little yappy thing. Regardless, what is wrong with people who own small dogs and why does small dog=liberal?
Gender =/= stereotypical gender role.
I would not do such a thing if I had a son. I doubt anyone else would either.
I'm tired of having to say that nobody believes these statements.
On average, men are bigger, straonger, and faster than women. There are exceptions to every rule, though. And there's nothing sexist about simple biological fact. Also, see above statement.
See above.
Nobody believes this. Also, overgeneralizing about entire societies is kind of stupid.
Liberals want to ban Wal-Mart and private schools? Never heard this anywhere.
My hair isn't particularly long. Also, why would this be a bad thing?
Excuse me? Is there anyone who would make such a claim?
I prefer to avoid violence in any situation.
Both qualities are inborn. What is misundertood is that sometimes the brain doesn't match the body. Also, gender is not gender role.
See above.
Who ever said that liking boobies was a bad thing?
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Post by ironbite on Mar 10, 2011 18:13:13 GMT -5
I tried reading this and my brain melted.
Ironbite-CONGRATS TEXAS FRED!
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Mar 10, 2011 18:19:48 GMT -5
As far as that whole "only Mexicans really illegally steal in and steal our shit", I personally know of a case where a family with Canadian citizenship is getting food stamps, Medicare and Medicaid, and the college-aged guy in the family is getting Pell Grants, subsidized student loans, etc.
Evidently, he won't need to pay back any of the loans, as he'll be going back to Canada once he graduates.
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Post by tgrwulf on Mar 10, 2011 19:00:44 GMT -5
This one made me laugh. I'm a political independent, but am very socially liberal, and my doggie was like 95 lbs.
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Post by Smurfette Principle on Mar 10, 2011 19:09:17 GMT -5
My conservative boyfriend would like a word with you.
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Post by libertarianeurope on Mar 10, 2011 19:31:20 GMT -5
I think one might thus conclude that, on a whole, Fred is full of shit.
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Post by Sigmaleph on Mar 10, 2011 20:07:43 GMT -5
I love how apparently "A right-winger is anyone who doesn’t toe the line on all issues." Since evidently nobody here agrees with the alleged liberal stance on most, let alone all the points he raises, it thus follows that we are actually a right-wing forum.
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Post by Amaranth on Mar 10, 2011 20:39:13 GMT -5
I hate coffee. It just tastes bitter to me, even with loads of cream and sugar. Tea is much better. Guess that makes me a wannabe-British liberal pussy or something. Cola for me. I like bubbles. Probably makes me a pansy. Or a Pixar character. And Honky, IQ tests never meant AP for us, either. They were for the kids who applied themselves and didn't light things on fire.... ...Hey, it was only once!
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Post by Amaranth on Mar 10, 2011 20:43:07 GMT -5
Liberals want to ban Wal-Mart and private schools? Never heard this anywhere. Liberals often oppose Wal-Mart, either boycotting it or calling for people to not shop their themselves. I know this might sound like the free market in action, but a conservative isn't doing it, so....
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Post by Vene on Mar 10, 2011 20:43:49 GMT -5
I hate coffee. It just tastes bitter to me, even with loads of cream and sugar. Tea is much better. Guess that makes me a wannabe-British liberal pussy or something. Cola for me. I like bubbles. Probably makes me a pansy. Or a Pixar character. And Honky, IQ tests never meant AP for us, either. They were for the kids who applied themselves and didn't light things on fire.... ...Hey, it was only once! I suspect they kept matches out of the organic chem lab for similar reasons. Interestingly, they didn't keep them out of the bio lab, despite having copious amounts of ethanol. Sorry, I might be off topic, but, fire! Fire good.
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Post by devilschaplain2 on Mar 10, 2011 21:35:36 GMT -5
Hmmm, maybe we need to start a strawman of our own....
You might be a conservative if...
You're against taxes and gov. spending but make use of public roads and transportation, state schools and universities, the police, the fire department, etc.
You support freedom of religion. Except for Muslims. Islam is just a political system.
You considered dissent treasonous under George W. Bush but patriotic under Barack Obama.
You think the meaning of "grassroots" is "bankrolled by wealthy oil tycoons."
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Post by Caitshidhe on Mar 10, 2011 21:42:28 GMT -5
You might be a conservative if...
...you think 'women's rights' means 'the right to be barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen where she belongs'.
...you are 'pro-life' for fetuses but support the death penalty.
...you think people are 'pro-abortion' and forcing women to make the choice THEY want regardless of what's best for the women.
...you oppose any tax increase, but expect your public services to remain the same.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Mar 10, 2011 22:06:51 GMT -5
A few more:
-You think America's founders are both infallible and agree with every single one of your stances. Same goes for the constitution.
-You call racking up a deficit during an economic downturn wasteful spending, yet doing the same to fund pointless and unwinnable wars and tax breaks for the rich when times are good is a-ok.
-You think the Iraq war has something to do with Al Qaida.
-You think legalising and heavily taxing and regulating weed will destroy society, but everyone owning automatic weapons will result in less crime and a general increase in law and order.
-You think liberals are all rich elitists, despite the fact the wealthy tend to overwhelmingly support conservatives. On a somewhat related note...
-You also think all liberals are smelly, pot-smoking hippies who have no money and spend their lives mooching off either the government or their parents.
-You have a general contempt for almost all religion, yet Christianity gives you a throbbing boner for Jesus.
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Post by chad sexington on Mar 11, 2011 2:31:14 GMT -5
So GI Joe is a girls' toy now? what the hell is wrong with small dogs? Besides usually being annoyingly yappy? I guess he thinks real men own large dogs? More like the stereotype of the flamboyant gay man with the handbag dog or froofy poodle.
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