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Post by schizophonic on May 8, 2009 9:26:15 GMT -5
Which did you do? Actually he went to Juvie, and I ended up moving. COWARD! Nah, just kidding. I've always been amused by teh fact that the only explicitly Christian girlfriend I've ever had turned into an Ozzy-living, raging dyke, who wants to get married in a cemetary.
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Post by antichrist on May 8, 2009 13:36:05 GMT -5
Am I wrong for wanting Pat Robertson to be videotaped in the middle of a fifteen-man gangbang just so everyone will finally see what a hypocritical twat he is without giving his followers any room to say he's just misunderstood? If you're wrong, I think we're probably all wrong with you. What gets me are his prophecies. They never come true, and yet that never discourages him from making them for the next year. I'm sure somebody believes them too. Isn't there something in the bible about us getting to stone him to death for false predictions? Please, PLEASE ;D
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Post by Sigmaleph on May 8, 2009 15:01:09 GMT -5
Well, since you ask...
If a prophet is wrong even once, then he is a false prophet
And what do we do with false prophets?
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Post by rookie on May 8, 2009 15:19:20 GMT -5
Well, since you ask... If a prophet is wrong even once, then he is a false prophet And what do we do with false prophets? ...looks for rocks now...
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Post by Jedi Knight on May 8, 2009 16:05:00 GMT -5
This is hard to admit, but in this particular case, Pat Robertson is right. If the woman in question is inclined to take advice from him, her relationship with an atheist (or anyone not of her explicit faith) hasn't got a snowball's chance in Hell. The relationship worked out well and we were together for a couple of years, despite her being much more religious than most people I know. But maybe it worked because she seemed to enjoy spreading her legs much more than spreading the word.... I mean, I like people who have their priorities straight I like the way you think, Zab. Not bad at all for a Swede. About another Swede, my steady girlfriend is a religious person. I most certainly am not. Our relationship works in a normal way, because both respect the other's point of view, and none of us will attempt to convert the other. If she were a fundamentalist christian, I don't think we could make it work, but she's a pagan, and very anti-dogmatic.
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Post by Old Viking on May 8, 2009 16:46:17 GMT -5
What I would like is somebody to accompany me at all times saying, "That's so true ... that's so true."
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Post by deliciousdemon on May 8, 2009 21:11:55 GMT -5
Because, as a dirty filthy homosexual, you should be concered about being raped in hell by 20 slobbering succubi. Ironbite-...wait....that doesn't exactly sound too bad. ...especially since, being that you'd already be in Hell, the usual drawbacks of getting wild and crazy with a succubus wouldn't really apply. ;D Succubi are female demons, just saying that could be torture for a gay man...
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Post by Admiral Lithp on May 9, 2009 18:58:10 GMT -5
Incubi are the male demons.
Also, Christian morality apparently doesn't exclude trying to ruin other peoples' relationships because of implications that are actually somewhat racist.
I mean, what would people say if Pat Robertson said that Jews were serving the devil, and therefore should not be "unequally yoked" with a Christian? Yeah....
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Post by Vene on May 9, 2009 20:33:36 GMT -5
To be fair, anybody that listens to Robertson would not have a good relationship with an atheist.
And, I really have no interest in having a relationship with a believer.
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Post by starbrewer on May 9, 2009 20:51:42 GMT -5
I'll take relationship advice from Skyfire before I believe the 700 Club.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on May 9, 2009 21:36:17 GMT -5
To be fair, anybody that listens to Robertson would not have a good relationship with an atheist. Judging soley from what the caller said, it sounded like they were doing pretty good. And maybe she doesn't take ALL of his advice? Hopefully not. And, I really have no interest in having a relationship with a believer. Okay, at the end of the day, I really don't care if my as-of-yet-nonexistant significant other is Christian or not. Although, I don't see why I'd ever be involved with a Fundie, unless it was one of those mythical "conversions" I keep hearing about....
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Post by NoLeafClover on May 9, 2009 22:45:39 GMT -5
Isn't atheism the belief in NOTHING--no God, no devil, no religious figures of any kind?
Can you worship something you can't believe in?
Wonder what he would say about an agnostic?
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Post by Admiral Lithp on May 9, 2009 22:51:06 GMT -5
I don't know how many Fundie arguments you've seen, but Fundies basically say anyone who isn't a True Christian which, in and of itself, basically means you believe the exact same things they do on every single issue, is worshipping Satan indirectly.
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Post by Caitshidhe on May 9, 2009 23:06:15 GMT -5
What gets me is that this woman was honestly looking for advice and wanted to find middle-ground with her fiance, and he told her "YOU CAN'T LOVE THIS MAN EVER AT ALL THERE IS NO MIDDLE GROUND HE IS THE DEVIL DUMP HIS ASS!"
And I, too, want to see Pat Robertson caught up in some huge man-orgy. (Schaaaaadenfreude!)
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Post by NoLeafClover on May 10, 2009 10:49:41 GMT -5
Do fundies forget that whole "love is patient, love is kind part of the bible?
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