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Post by peanutfan on May 7, 2009 18:26:54 GMT -5
"He's gonna be serving the Devil, you're gonna be serving God."
Am I wrong for wanting Pat Robertson to be videotaped in the middle of a fifteen-man gangbang just so everyone will finally see what a hypocritical twat he is without giving his followers any room to say he's just misunderstood?
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Post by Rat Of Steel on May 7, 2009 18:36:21 GMT -5
"He's gonna be serving the Devil, you're gonna be serving God." Am I wrong for wanting Pat Robertson to be videotaped in the middle of a fifteen-man gangbang just so everyone will finally see what a hypocritical twat he is without giving his followers any room to say he's just misunderstood? Yes...yes, you certainly are. Not because that'd expose his hypocrisy for all to see, but because that'd require a woman actually fucking him.  Now, please excuse me while I bleach my brain thoroughly. |
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Post by peanutfan on May 7, 2009 18:38:29 GMT -5
"He's gonna be serving the Devil, you're gonna be serving God." Am I wrong for wanting Pat Robertson to be videotaped in the middle of a fifteen-man gangbang just so everyone will finally see what a hypocritical twat he is without giving his followers any room to say he's just misunderstood? Yes...yes, you certainly are. Not because that'd expose his hypocrisy for all to see, but because that'd require a woman actually fucking him. Now, please excuse me while I bleach my brain thoroughly. You misunderstand me. The activities I was envisioning would involve no women at all. |
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Post by Rat Of Steel on May 7, 2009 18:42:52 GMT -5
Yes...yes, you certainly are. Not because that'd expose his hypocrisy for all to see, but because that'd require a woman actually fucking him. Now, please excuse me while I bleach my brain thoroughly. You misunderstand me. The activities I was envisioning would involve no women at all. Now, I really need brain bleach. Thanks a LOT, peanutfan. |
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Post by devilschaplain2 on May 7, 2009 18:42:52 GMT -5
I've seen this video, and from my own experiences thus far, I think I'm inclined to agree that an atheist and a Christian can't have a relationship. There was this girl who I thought I was interested in who had a pretty warped sense of humor (like mine) and I knew she was a Christian, and she did Gospel Choir and everything, but it wasn't a big deal. We had dinner once and went out for ice cream and stupid stuff like that, but she also said she was thinking of me while she read her Bible. This caused her to write John 15:5-6 on a hot pink index card and give it to me. I didn't think much of it--actually, if anything, it was kind of cute. Then she gave me two more verses from Ecclesiastes (1:9 and 1:18).....then another one from Matthew and one from 1Timothy and Romans and so on and so forth. On the back of the last card she wrote that she was just trying to "spread the word" with a little smiley face next to it. So I guess she doesn't actually like hanging out with me or talking to me--she just wants to convert me.....
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Post by peanutfan on May 7, 2009 19:15:20 GMT -5
To me, it really depends on the flavor of both parties' beliefs. If they're both comfortable with the other's position and have no desire to force them to change, I think it can work out just fine. If either one has a problem with the others' belief system or lack thereof, though...that's when problems come up.
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Post by antichrist on May 7, 2009 19:20:03 GMT -5
I remember my first boyfriend when I was 12, I was told to convert him or dump him.
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Post by schizophonic on May 7, 2009 19:47:05 GMT -5
I remember my first boyfriend when I was 12, I was told to convert him or dump him. Which did you do?  |
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Post by canadian mojo on May 7, 2009 20:05:43 GMT -5
On the back of the last card she wrote that she was just trying to "spread the word" with a little smiley face next to it. So I guess she doesn't actually like hanging out with me or talking to me--she just wants to convert me..... I'd have been tempted to tell her to forget spreading the word and spread her legs instead. Yes, I'm a pig, but at least she would have gotten the hint. |
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Post by Zabimaru on May 7, 2009 20:12:54 GMT -5
On the back of the last card she wrote that she was just trying to "spread the word" with a little smiley face next to it. So I guess she doesn't actually like hanging out with me or talking to me--she just wants to convert me..... I'd have been tempted to tell her to forget spreading the word and spread her legs instead. Yes, I'm a pig, but at least she would have gotten the hint. I had a Christian girlfriend once. She was usually pretty quiet about, but would mention it every once in a while. She even got me to go to some church events with her, even though I've never been religious in any way and would normally just visit church for weddings and funerals. The relationship worked out well and we were together for a couple of years, despite her being much more religious than most people I know. But maybe it worked because she seemed to enjoy spreading her legs much more than spreading the word.... I mean, I like people who have their priorities straight  |
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Post by antichrist on May 7, 2009 23:11:37 GMT -5
I remember my first boyfriend when I was 12, I was told to convert him or dump him. Which did you do? Actually he went to Juvie, and I ended up moving. |
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Post by clockworkgirl21 on May 8, 2009 0:00:13 GMT -5
Pat Robertson...why should anyone listen to a fucking thing you have to say?
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Post by ironbite on May 8, 2009 0:55:53 GMT -5
Pat Robertson...why should anyone listen to a fucking thing you have to say? Because, as a dirty filthy homosexual, you should be concered about being raped in hell by 20 slobbering succubi. Ironbite-...wait....that doesn't exactly sound too bad. |
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Post by Rat Of Steel on May 8, 2009 1:34:00 GMT -5
Pat Robertson...why should anyone listen to a fucking thing you have to say? Because, as a dirty filthy homosexual, you should be concered about being raped in hell by 20 slobbering succubi. Ironbite-...wait....that doesn't exactly sound too bad. ...especially since, being that you'd already be in Hell, the usual drawbacks of getting wild and crazy with a succubus wouldn't really apply. ;D |
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Post by Paradox on May 8, 2009 8:30:06 GMT -5
Am I wrong for wanting Pat Robertson to be videotaped in the middle of a fifteen-man gangbang just so everyone will finally see what a hypocritical twat he is without giving his followers any room to say he's just misunderstood? If you're wrong, I think we're probably all wrong with you. What gets me are his prophecies. They never come true, and yet that never discourages him from making them for the next year. I'm sure somebody believes them too. |
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