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Post by Vene on May 10, 2009 11:34:04 GMT -5
Fundies largely don't care what the bible says. Just a few select verses their preachers jam down their throats.
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Post by Hades on May 10, 2009 11:35:37 GMT -5
The part that pisses me off the most is the woman sitting right next to him, "That is so true, so true". I'll never understand why some women embrace the gender oppression of Christianity.
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Post by peanutfan on May 10, 2009 12:22:59 GMT -5
Do fundies forget that whole "love is patient, love is kind part of the bible? Fundies don't follow any part of the Bible that doesn't have to do with smiting unbelievers.
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Post by Caitshidhe on May 10, 2009 12:52:29 GMT -5
Do fundies forget that whole "love is patient, love is kind part of the bible? Fundies don't follow any part of the Bible that doesn't have to do with smiting unbelievers. Or stoning TEH GHEIS to death. And feminists. And abortion-rights supporters. Or, you know, anybody who doesn't believe exactly the same things they do. That's the thing about fundies. Most non-religious people are far more 'Christ-like' than any Christian. The whole 'love thy neighbour' and 'be nice for fuck's sake!' stuff is lost on them about 80% of the time.
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Post by ltfred on May 10, 2009 15:10:33 GMT -5
Incubi are the male demons. At least they'd be clean.
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Post by Rat Of Steel on May 10, 2009 15:26:08 GMT -5
Mmmm. All this talk of succubi and incubi is getting me rather hot under the collar.
*starts having thoughts of being in the middle of a succubus/incubus sandwich, but says no more, lest this thread get moved to NSFW territory*
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Post by The Watcher on May 10, 2009 22:38:29 GMT -5
I'll never understand why some women embrace the gender oppression of Christianity. I'll try that one. It seems to me that if I believed I knew what God wanted, and what Got wanted wasn't something I liked, well, that'd just be too bad. She believes women should be oppressed because a) God wants it that way and b) whatever she thinks about it is irrelevant.
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Post by ironbite on May 10, 2009 23:10:36 GMT -5
Mmmm. All this talk of succubi and incubi is getting me rather hot under the collar. *starts having thoughts of being in the middle of a succubus/incubus sandwich, but says no more, lest this thread get moved to NSFW territory*Considering what would be eating that sandwitch.... Ironbite-things best left unsaid.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on May 10, 2009 23:19:35 GMT -5
Rat of Steel & Ironbite: For the sake of all things holy and non, PLEASE stop talking....
Bananahurricane: Can I hire you to communicate for me from now on?
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Post by perv on May 11, 2009 0:46:13 GMT -5
Mmmm. All this talk of succubi and incubi is getting me rather hot under the collar. *starts having thoughts of being in the middle of a succubus/incubus sandwich, but says no more, lest this thread get moved to NSFW territory*According to some traditions they can change sex at will. They collect semen while in succubus form, then turn into an incubus and use it to knock up women in their sleep. Why they do that I've never quite understood. I can only assume they infuse semen with evil, ensuring that the resulting progeny will be atheists or something.
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Post by chad sexington on May 11, 2009 0:51:53 GMT -5
Do fundies forget that whole "love is patient, love is kind part of the bible? Love? What's that got to do with it? "I come not to bring peace, but a sword!" ( mt 10:34)
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Post by yojetak on May 11, 2009 0:56:44 GMT -5
I'm an atheist with a christian boyfriend. I showed this to him and he said, "I knew it! Devil woman!" And we broke up.
Just kidding! He thinks Pat Robertson is a toolbag too.
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Post by Vene on May 11, 2009 17:33:35 GMT -5
Mmmm. All this talk of succubi and incubi is getting me rather hot under the collar. *starts having thoughts of being in the middle of a succubus/incubus sandwich, but says no more, lest this thread get moved to NSFW territory*According to some traditions they can change sex at will. They collect semen while in succubus form, then turn into an incubus and use it to knock up women in their sleep. Why they do that I've never quite understood. I can only assume they infuse semen with evil, ensuring that the resulting progeny will be atheists or something. Only because it's been way too long since I've posted this.
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Post by NoLeafClover on May 11, 2009 17:43:40 GMT -5
Mmmm. All this talk of succubi and incubi is getting me rather hot under the collar. *starts having thoughts of being in the middle of a succubus/incubus sandwich, but says no more, lest this thread get moved to NSFW territory*According to some traditions they can change sex at will. They collect semen while in succubus form, then turn into an incubus and use it to knock up women in their sleep. Why they do that I've never quite understood. I can only assume they infuse semen with evil, ensuring that the resulting progeny will be atheists or something. I can only assume that they realized that being able to have sex with whomever you desire is an awesome way to live. And, you know, what you said.
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Post by ironbite on May 11, 2009 18:02:46 GMT -5
According to some traditions they can change sex at will. They collect semen while in succubus form, then turn into an incubus and use it to knock up women in their sleep. Why they do that I've never quite understood. I can only assume they infuse semen with evil, ensuring that the resulting progeny will be atheists or something. I can only assume that they realized that being able to have sex with whomever you desire is an awesome way to live. And, you know, what you said. You'd think that but no...most of the succubi and incubi I've talked to are quite depressed. Ironbite-hell...one confessed she used to cry every time she raped some poor soul.
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