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Post by devilschaplain2 on Aug 28, 2009 15:06:46 GMT -5
Wouldn't all Popes kind of by definition be fundamentalists? I mean, they kind of get to set what the fundamentals are. They're supposed to be the holiest man in Christendom (or at least Catholicism). Yeah so I figure I'll stick with the current Pope ;D
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Post by devilschaplain2 on Aug 28, 2009 15:07:59 GMT -5
There should be some purely political ones, too, don't you think? Shouldn't be hard to find a few of those. I figure we'd do a purely religious one at first and then add more sections to it if we like it.
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Post by Thejebusfire on Aug 28, 2009 20:32:36 GMT -5
Should we go ahead and mention Fred Phelps too?
I'd do it, but everytime I look him up I feel like punching a baby.
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Post by devilschaplain2 on Aug 28, 2009 20:39:04 GMT -5
Should we go ahead and mention Fred Phelps too? I'd do it, but everytime I look him up I feel like punching a baby. Fred Phelps? You got it Name: Fred Phelps, Sr. Religion: Christianity (Calvinist) Occupation: Pastor of the Westboro Baptist Church Aggravating Factors: Many. Pastor Fred heads Topeka's Westboro Baptist Church, which consists mainly of his own relatives (by both blood and marriage), the sole goal of which is to warn all of humanity that they are utterly doomed to eternal hellfire. Phelps is internationally known as a scavenger of human misery for his picketing the funerals of AIDS victims, celebrities, U.S. soldiers, and anyone killed in a particularly famous or tragic event along with other members of his "church" while carrying placards with the most revolting slogans imaginable ("God Hates Fags", "2 Gay Rights: AIDS and Hell", "Obama the Anti-Christ", "Jews Killed Jesus", "Thank God for 9/11", "Thank God for IEDs", etc.). The premise of his repugnant campaign is that God hates homosexuals, adulterers, abortion-providers, homosexuals, idolaters, Catholics, Muslims and homosexuals. Phelps describes himself as a "five-point Calvinist" and his version of the Judeo-Christian God hates the sin and the sinner. Says what every fundie Christian in America thinks but is too chickenshit to say aloud. Only became the most hated man in America after he insulted the troops--prior to that few people gave a shit about him or his rabid homophobia. Nicknamed "Skeletor" by children in Topeka. Past Statements: "You telling these miserable, Hell-bound, bath house-wallowing, anal-copulating fags that God loves them!? You have bats in the belfry!" "American Veterans are to blame for the fag takeover of this nation. They have the power in their political lobby to influence the zeitgeist, get the fags out of the military, and back in the closet where they belong!" "We wish our fellow Christian Warrior and ally Michael Savage godspeed in his crusade against the homosexual United Kingdom - a victory for him is a victory for us."
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Post by Thejebusfire on Aug 28, 2009 21:33:05 GMT -5
Well, now we're cooking.
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Post by devilschaplain2 on Aug 29, 2009 23:10:19 GMT -5
Name: Michael Savage Religion: Judaism Occupation: Talk radio host; author. Aggravating Factors: Michael Savage (real name Michael Alan Weiner) underwent a bizarre metamorphosis from a liberal herbal remedy salesman who once swam naked with beat poet Alan Ginsberg to one of the most vicious conservatives on talk-radio. Savage is currently the third most popular conservative radio host behind Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, and seems to get off on venting his intense anger at liberals and minorities. Believes every liberal to be a Marxist, every Muslim to be a terrorist and every homosexual and transgender to be a fascist. On his radio show, "The Savage Nation", Savage only allows calls from either mild-mannered progressives whom he can scream at and cut off, or his zombified legion of right-wing sycophants who call up solely to kiss his ass. Believes global warming and same-sex marriage are Marxist scams to somehow destroy capitalism and America's nonexistant Judeo-Christian ethic. Was kicked off of MSNBC for wishing AIDS on a caller. Thinks George W. Bush's problem was that he was "too liberal." Past Statements: "You know, when I see a woman walking around with a burqa, I see a Nazi. That's what I see -- how do you like that? -- a hateful Nazi who would like to cut your throat and kill your children. Don't give me this crap that they're doing it out of a sacred ritual or rite. It's not required by the Qur'an that a woman walk around in a seventh-century drape. She's doing it to spit in your face. She's saying, 'You white moron, you, I'm going to kill you if I can.' That's how I see it!" "And God, who is the center of this monotheistic religion, has said, 'Oh, you don't worship me anymore? Oh, you don't like me anymore? Oh, I don't exist anymore? Really? All right, I'm going to show you boys in Hollywood and you girls in New York City that I do exist. But since you're very hard-headed, stiff-necked people, and you don't really believe that I exist because you've gotten away with everything you've done all your life without any repercussions, I'm going to show you I exist in a way that you can't believe.' Down came the World Trade Center towers. That was God speaking." "You have to explain this to them in this time of mental rape that's going on. The children's minds are being raped by the homosexual mafia, that's my position. They're raping our children's minds." "So there are the vermin now celebrating twisted perverse marriage in the middle of America. It's a victory for perversion in my opinion. You want me to tell you what makes me sick? When I see two puffy white males kissing each other, I wanna puke. When I see two women kissing each other, on the lips, as lovers, I wanna vomit. Why? It's unnatural. It's against all of the laws of mankind. It's against all the laws of humankind. It is suicide for a society to embrace such behavior." "You can get the kids from Marin to go in there with [homeless and poor people] at night. The girls from Branson can go in and maybe get raped ... because they seem to like the excitement of it. There's always the thrill and possibility they'll be raped in a dumpster while giving out a turkey sandwich."
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Post by catanon on Aug 30, 2009 3:02:29 GMT -5
"You can get the kids from Marin to go in there with [homeless and poor people] at night. The girls from Branson can go in and maybe get raped ... because they seem to like the excitement of it. There's always the thrill and possibility they'll be raped in a dumpster while giving out a turkey sandwich." ...kill it...kill it with fire. I know it isn't a good thing to think, but this man makes me want to repeal the whole "no cruel and unusual punishment" thing. I feel an great desire to watch as this man slowly dies a horrible death, only to be kept alive for my pleasure. Anybody else feeling this, because now I'm sure I need a shrink.
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Post by devilschaplain2 on Aug 30, 2009 16:40:14 GMT -5
Name: Sarah Palin Religion: Christianity (Pentecostal) Occupation: Governor of Alaska (2006-2009); possible Presidential candidate in 2012. Aggravating Factors: A Young Republican's wet dream: a vain, arrogant woman who looks down upon educated people, thinks the Earth is less than 10,000 years old, thinks homosexuality is a choice, believes in witches and spent most of her time as governor relaxing hunting laws. (Palin spent $400,000 promoting aerial hunting and proposed hunters be paid a $150 bounty for the left foreleg of each wolf killed.) Constantly whores out her Down Syndrome baby for her pro-life agenda. Since 2008, Palin has been able to successfully whip right-wing conspiracy theorists into a frenzy by spreading lies about Barack Obama wanting to take away peoples' guns and murder disabled infants and the elderly in Nazi-styled "death panels." Has close ties to Alaskan seccessionist groups and has the nerve to accuse liberals of being "un-American." Thinks she was treated so poorly by the media because of sexism, and not her many media appearances which clearly demonstrated to all thinking individuals that she has the political knowledge of a fourth grader. Gave her poor children the dumbest names imaginable. Past Statements: "As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where– where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border." "My son Track...he’s gonna be deployed in September to Iraq. Pray... for this country, that our leaders... are sending [U.S. soldiers] out on a task that is from God. That's what we have to make sure that we're praying for, that there is a plan and that that plan is God's plan. " "Teach both. You know, don't be afraid of information....Healthy debate is so important and it's so valuable in our schools. I am a proponent of teaching both. And you know, I say this too as the daughter of a science teacher. Growing up with being so privileged and blessed to be given a lot of information on, on both sides of the subject -- Creationism and evolution. It's been a healthy foundation for me. But don't be afraid of information and let kids debate both sides." Name: Flip Benham Religion: Christianity (Evangelical) Occupation: Minister Aggravating Factors: An anti-choice zealot and director of Operation Save America--an offshoot of Operation Rescue--Philip "Flip" Benham is responsible for hundreds of anti-abortion protests throughout the country. Flip and the rest of his fundamentalist flock set up camp in front of reproductive health clinics to bombard workers and patients with propaganda comparing a legitimate medical procedure to the Nazi "Final Solution" or the September 11th attacks. Managed to convert Norma McCorvey ("Jane Roe" of Roe v. Wade fame) to fundamentalist. In 2006, he revealed just how far he would go to defend his bizarre fetus-fetish when he stated he would rather let women die from ectopic pregnancies than allow them to have an abortion. Although Flip's organization mainly focuses its efforts on eradicating women's reproductive rights, it has also targeted other "un-Christian" aspects of society such as homosexuality. When students at a North Carolina school decided to form a Gay/Straight Alliance, Operation Save America sent roughly 700 people to demand the group be banned outright. (In a 7-0 decision the school board sided with Operation Save America and shut down the group--a direct violation of the Equal Access Act.) Past Statements: "We believe that Jesus Christ is the only answer to the abortion holocaust. It is upon our active repentance in the streets of our cities that the Gospel is visibly lived out. We become to the church, to our city, and to our nation living parables which rightly represent God's heart toward His helpless children. There are no cheap political solutions to the holocaust presently ravaging our nation. Like slavery before it, abortion is preeminently a Gospel issue. The Cross of Christ is the only solution."
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Post by Haseen on Aug 30, 2009 20:19:32 GMT -5
It should also be expanded to political fundies like birthers, 9/11 truthers, etc.
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Post by devilschaplain2 on Aug 30, 2009 20:53:56 GMT -5
It should also be expanded to political fundies like birthers, 9/11 truthers, etc. Well, both those groups would be covered under the conspiracy theorist category. Now I want to start with the religious category and see how everyone likes it. So far I haven't had any moderators comment on it so this might not even happen. If they do set this up and I do get to make even more of these in addition to the ones I've done, I'll start other categories well, which will include racists and conspiracy theorists.
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Post by Freydis The Valkyrie on Aug 31, 2009 0:29:15 GMT -5
Going to have a web comics artist section?
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Post by banjaxed on Aug 31, 2009 21:30:05 GMT -5
Going to have a web comics artist section? Seconded
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Post by Thejebusfire on Aug 31, 2009 22:24:16 GMT -5
How can you rape someone's mind?
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Post by devilschaplain2 on Aug 31, 2009 22:28:19 GMT -5
How can you rape someone's mind? I don't know, let's find out shall we?
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Post by Marc on Sept 1, 2009 6:52:54 GMT -5
How can you rape someone's mind? Obviously someone who hasn't seen the Disturbing Pictures thread. Or, has already had their mind raped once too often... Marc
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