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Post by Professor Cold Heart on Sept 1, 2009 13:18:42 GMT -5
Here, lemme have a try, dunno if it's good enough:
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Name: Frank and Ida Mae Hammond
Religion: Christianity (deliverance ministry)
Occupation: Writers
Aggravating Factors: A husband-and-wife team responsible for writing Pigs in the Parlor, a key text in the deliverance ministry movement. They believe that pretty much anything negative is caused by a demon with a descriptive name - a bad temper is caused by the demon Anger, headaches by a demon named Headache, and so on. Naturally, Homosexuality and Islam are demons as well. Amongst their especially eccentric beliefs is their insistance on destroying images of owls and frogs.
Past Statements: "Eventually I had to resort to putting one of her legs between mine, thus putting her in a vise and bodily restraining her." (describing the exorcism of a six-year-old girl)
"What about the owls and frogs? These are classified among the creatures mentioned in Deut. 14:7-19 as being unclean and abominable. They are types of demon spirits."
"For the first time we are seeing the backside of the devil. It is a beautiful sight!"
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Still metal, no longer Jewish
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Post by POSW on Sept 1, 2009 15:34:48 GMT -5
Name: Marion Gordon "Pat" Robertson
Religion: Christianity (Baptist)
Occupation: Televangelist, faith healer
Aggravating Factors: Robertson has made several false predictions based on what he claims God has told him - the end of the world by 1982, and a terrorist attack on the United States in 2007, among others. He has condemned just about every group of people who does not agree with him, including, but not limited to Presbyterians, Methodists, feminists, socialists, homosexuals, the State Department of the US federal government, Muslims, Hindus, college professors, Planned Parenthood, witches, and public schools. He claimed that Ariel Sharon's illness was possibly divine retribution for withdrawing from Gaza, a statement that even Ted Haggard [there would be a link to Haggard's page here] condemned him for.
Past Statements: "The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."
"Individual Christians are the only ones really -- and Jewish people, those who trust God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob -- are the only ones that are qualified to have the reign, because hopefully, they will be governed by God and submit to Him."
Edit: Oh, and I think we should call it Fundiepedia.
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Post by stormwarden on Sept 1, 2009 23:48:54 GMT -5
I am surprise Michael and Debbi Pearl haven't been added (child abusing sacks of filth they are).
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Post by Thejebusfire on Sept 2, 2009 0:17:23 GMT -5
How can you rape someone's mind? Obviously someone who hasn't seen the Disturbing Pictures thread. Or, has already had their mind raped once too often... Marc Nope, I've been to the disturbing pictures thread too many times.
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Post by shiftyeyes on Sept 2, 2009 1:09:48 GMT -5
I suggest the name wackipedia.
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Post by Undecided on Sept 5, 2009 21:45:15 GMT -5
I don't want this idea to die.
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Post by devilschaplain2 on Sept 6, 2009 0:57:23 GMT -5
Name: Ann Coulter Religion: Christianity (Evangelical) Occupation: Author; syndicated columnist; political commentator. Aggravating Factors: Arguably the most shrill, obnoxious member of the Christian right, Ann Coulter makes a living by scapegoating liberals for all societal ills and feeding off the hatred she receives for her bigoted, asinine remarks. In 2003, Coulter paved the way for right-wing pseudohistorians everywhere with her book Treason: Liberal Treachery from the Cold War to the War on Terrorism, a childish attempt to vindicate the late Senator Joseph McCarthy and his sinister anti-Communist witch hunts. In 2006, she released Godless: The Church of Liberalism, a largely pro-Creationist book which astonishingly slithered its way to the top of the New York Times bestseller list. Is known to occasionally wish death upon prominent liberals (or targets she perceives to be liberal) including the entire editorial staff of the New York Times and former Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens. That being said, her most disturbing quality may very well be her sickly, skeletal frame, which resembles that of the creature from the Alien movies. Past Statements: "I wouldn't kill an abortionist myself, but I wouldn't want to impose my moral values on others. No one is for shooting abortionists. But how will criminalizing men making difficult, often tragic, decisions be an effective means of achieving the goal of reducing the shootings of abortionists?" "We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity." "These people can't even wrap up genocide. We've been hearing about this slaughter in Darfur forever — and they still haven't finished. The aggressors are moving like termites across that country. It's like genocide by committee. Who's running this holocaust in Darfur, FEMA? This is truly a war in which we have absolutely no interest." "God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, 'Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It's yours.'" "I would like evolution to join the roster of other discredited religions, like the Cargo Cult of the South Pacific." "'Faggot' isn't offensive to gays. It has nothing to do with gays." "In 1960, whites were 90 percent of the country. The Census Bureau recently estimated that whites already account for less than two-thirds of the population and will be a minority by 2050. Other estimates put that day much sooner. One may assume the new majority will not be such compassionate overlords as the white majority has been. If this sort of drastic change were legally imposed on any group other than white Americans, it would be called genocide." "I defy any of my co-religionists to tell me they do not laugh at the idea of [Richard] Dawkins burning in Hell."
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Post by Armand Tanzarian on Sept 6, 2009 2:48:03 GMT -5
Once again, I am wholly supportive of us opening a Wikia subpage. It's just easier to catalog that way.
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Post by devilschaplain2 on Sept 6, 2009 11:47:29 GMT -5
Once again, I am wholly supportive of us opening a Wikia subpage. It's just easier to catalog that way. I was thinking about that, but I wasn't sure if we should do it in the style of Wikipedia or more like a list. Either way works for me I suppose.
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Post by devilschaplain2 on Sept 6, 2009 16:13:41 GMT -5
Name: Tenzin Gyatso Religion: Buddhism (Tibetan) Occupation: 14th Dalai Lama; head of the Tibetan government-in-exile. Aggravating Factors: The 14th Dalai Lama, Tenzin Gyatso, is Buddhism's answer to the Pope: an elderly, holier-than-thou religious leader who happily issues proclamations regarding the spiritual and sex lives of his flock. Claims that masturbation, oral and anal sex are all forms of "sexual misconduct" but fucking a hooker is perfectly acceptable; made the laughable assertion that Steven Segal was somehow a "tulku", or sacred vessel; and despite this sanctimonious septuagenarian's talk of "peace", he still managed to find time to work with the CIA to take back Tibet by force, donate 170 million yen to the leader of the Aum Shinrikyo cult (responsible for the 1995 sarin gas attack on the Tokyo subways), come out in support of India's nuclear tests, and ban the worship of Dorje Shugden (a "Dharma Protector") in Tibet. (This, of course, led to the violent persecution of Tibetans who do pray to the aforementioned diety.) When he isn't making speeches to crowds of naïve, albeit good-hearted, liberals and accepting awards for his "work", he's fighting to reclaim Tibet from the Chinese and turn it back into the paradise it once was: a wonderful land in which there existed a rigid, feudal class structure, and any serfs who criticized the ruling Lama class were subjected to having their hands cut off or their eyes and tongue removed. Past Statements: "My true religion is kindness."
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Post by Educated Stupid on Sept 6, 2009 20:15:24 GMT -5
Arguably the most shrill, obnoxious member of the Christian right, I see your Ann Coulter and raise you a: Name: David J. Stewart Religion: Christianity (Independent Fundamental Baptist) Occupation: Unknown Aggravating Factors: Possibly one of the most insane members of Christiendom. A complete list would exceed the memory required to store information about a large portion of the local star system. However, a list of grievances outside traditional Fundie-ness are: -Anti-Lutheranism -Anti-Calvinism -A critical failure to grasp reality (even more than normal fundie-ness) -Religious (only?) Anti-Semitism -Anti-Zionism (see above) -Spectacular demonstration hypocracy -Believing God wants us to be masochists -Hatred of Christmas and Easter -" " Bush -" " America - Oh screw it! It'll take too long to list everything! Past Statements: -In 586 B.C., God allowed the Babylonian king, Nebuchadnezzar, to finally decimate and destroy the city of Jerusalem. Nearly all the Jews were enslaved in Babylon for 70 years, or tortured and killed. God gave up on the nation of Israel, and instead turned to the Gentiles to be soulwinners...As Christians, we ought to be exposing the evils of Judaism and Zionism, as much as Islam. -Lutheranism is straight out of the pits of hell! I will not defend ANY religion that ADDS works to faith alone in Jesus Christ! -One thing evolutionists are sure to one day discover—they were wrong! DNA is the silver bullet in evolution. Apart from Dr. Frankenstein tampering in a lab, God's laws of nature do not allow for interbreeding of species. A cat and a dog can never mate and reproduce. A horse and a tiger cannot mate and reproduce. Despite scientist's discovery that there's only a slight difference between the DNA of varying species, the difference was made permanent, distinct and deliberate by a divine Creator. -The rosary is a damnable heresy, nowhere taught in the Word of God. I am saddened that so many people have fallen hook, line, and sinker for the damnable teachings of the Roman Catholic religion.
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Post by devilschaplain2 on Sept 6, 2009 20:52:05 GMT -5
Name: Sayyid Qutb † Religion: Islam (Sunni) Occupation: Author; poet; philosopher. Aggravating Factors: The father of modern Islamic fascism. While studying in America, Qutb was horrified by many aspects of American society (the sexuality of women, individual freedoms, racism, materialism, etc.) and began to advocate a radical Islamic society, devoid of any form of government. Like most modern Islamic fundamentalists, Qutb hated the United States and secular governments, and openly despised Jews. Qutb was eventually imprisoned and executed for his membership in the Muslim Brotherhood--an Egyptian organization which sought to assassinate Gamal Abdel Nasser and resurrect the Islamic caliphate. Although he has been dead for decades, Qutb's influence is still being felt in the modern world--al-Qaeda leaders Osama bin Laden and Ayman al-Zawahiri both cite his teachings as being among their greatest influences. Past Statements: "It would be extremely short-sighted of us to fall into the illusion that when the Jews and Christians discuss Islamic beliefs or Islamic history or when they make proposals concerning Muslim society or Muslim politics or economics, they will be doing it with good intentions." "The American girl is well acquainted with her body's seductive capacity. She knows it lies in the face, and in expressive eyes, and thirsty lips. She knows seductiveness lies in the round breasts, the full buttocks, and in the shapely thighs, sleek legs — and she shows all this and does not hide it."
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Post by tiado on Sept 9, 2009 23:19:16 GMT -5
This is an awesome idea, I hope that this can be put together in an encyclopedia on Wikia or something.
I know a name I would like to put up on the "WikiFundie" that is close to where I live: Bishop Frederick Henry, very outspoken Catholic Bishop who is an advocate for the re-criminalization of homosexuality. I'll put up a blurb for him once I gather enough information on him.
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Post by delirium on Sept 29, 2009 9:44:18 GMT -5
To add on to the entries about Meir Kahane and David Barton, Meir Kahane's political groups are banned in Israel but are supported by the Jewish Task Force, an American group, and David Barton has ties to the white supremacist group Scriptures for America. I can contribute as well. I have a strong interest in modern anti-Semitism/white supremacism, dominionism, and traditionalist Catholicism. Remember this winner? Name: Richard Williamson Religion: Traditionalist Catholicism Occupation: Bishop Aggravating factors: He became well-known to the rest of the world when the Pope lifted his excommunication. Before that, he was a bishop in the far-right Society of St. Pius X. He has extreme views on gender roles, denies that the Holocaust happens, and wrote an essay about how evil and pornographic The Sound of Music was. Seriously, The Sound of friggin' Music. Past statements: 'Can you imagine Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music staying with the Captain if the romance went out of their marriage? Would she not divorce him and grab his children to be her toys? All the elements of pornography are there...' ""God puts in men's hands the 'Protocols of the Sages of Sion' and the 'Rakovsky Interview,' if men want to know the truth, but few do." ""There was not one Jew killed in the gas chambers. It was all lies, lies, lies. The Jews created the Holocaust so we would prostrate ourselves on our knees before them and approve of their new State of Israel.... Jews made up the Holocaust, Protestants get their orders from the devil, and the Vatican has sold its soul to liberalism." Name: RJ Rushdoony Religion: Calvinist Occupation: Theologian, father of the Religious Right as we know it Background: The son of Armenian immigrants, he was an ordained minister that spent time as a missionary to Native Americans. He viciously attacked humanism, which he saw as the root of all evil, and contended that the United States was found on Calvinism. He saw homeschooling as a way to combat secularism, and eventually developed a theology known as Christian Reconstructionism, which he outlined in Institutes of Biblical Law. Christian Reconstructionism advocates an extreme form of Bible-based law, where adulterers, gay people, women that had sex before marriage, disobedient children, and basically everybody else besides him and five other people would face the death penalty. Dominionism, the form of Christianity made famous by people such as Jerry Falwell and Sarah Palin, is an offshoot of Reconstructionism. Past statements: "Democracy is the great love of the failures and cowards of life." "Christianity is completely and radically anti-democratic; it is committed to spiritual aristrocracy." "The state is a bankrupt institution. The only alternative to this bankrupt 'humanistic' system is a God-centered government." "The 'civil rights' revolutionary groups are a case in point. Their goal is not equality but power. The background of Negro culture is African and magic, and the purposes of magic are control and power. . . Voodoo or magic was the religion and life of American Negroes. Voodoo songs underlie jazz, and old voodoo, with its power goal, has been merely replaced with revolutionary voodoo, a modernized power drive." "Biblical law permits voluntary slavery because it recognizes that some people are not able to maintain a position of independence . . . The law is humane and also unsentimental. It recognizes that some people are by nature slaves and will always be so." I'll write more articles later, but this post has become TL;DR.
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Post by Marc on Oct 1, 2009 19:44:14 GMT -5
RJ Rushdoony...eventually developed a theology known as Christian Reconstructionism, which he outlawed in Institutes of Biblical Law. Just for clarification, did you mean outlined as opposed to outlawed? Marc
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