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Post by peanutfan on Oct 13, 2009 12:31:54 GMT -5
I would keep it for Valentine's Day. Or the creature I'm building in my attic. Either one works, really.
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Post by Ranger Joe on Oct 13, 2009 14:16:38 GMT -5
I'd eat it. ;D
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Post by Sigmaleph on Oct 13, 2009 21:46:56 GMT -5
Hide it under the floorboards, call over a friend, and in the middle of a casual conversation yell something about the beating of his hideous heart.
Might work better if I had friends that had ever read Poe.
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Post by Mantorok on Oct 13, 2009 22:09:56 GMT -5
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Post by The_L on Oct 14, 2009 8:04:04 GMT -5
If I found a human heart, I'd add it to my collections of brains and courage. Or, you know, call the fucking COPS!
Why, Catholic clergy? Why do you persist in saying and doing the stupidest damned things?
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Post by Caitshidhe on Oct 14, 2009 9:36:13 GMT -5
I don't know that the Catholic church is entirely aware that so few people take it seriously anymore--even some of the people who take it seriously don't take it seriously. This does have all the warning bells of a hoax, to put the church back into the public eye. (For something BESIDES priests fucking little boys, this time.) I just... I don't get it.
Also, I'm having flashbacks to when my parents dragged my ass to church all the time. Those communion wafers were vile. And they stuck to my braces.
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Post by ironbite on Oct 14, 2009 13:08:07 GMT -5
Ahh yes braces. I remember them.
Ironbite-great for slicing into your enemies' arms but sucked because every little peice of food got caught in them.
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Post by davedan on Oct 19, 2009 21:07:50 GMT -5
It all comes back to the Catholic Church's visceral objection to notifying the police about anything. You find a human heart in the baptismal font, it's just the same as when you walk into the Vestry and Father O'Malley has his dick in the altarboys mouth, you just turn around whistle and walk away. Or if the good Father has been in one to many of the Altarboys you notify the Archdiocese and have him transferred to a new parish with brand new altarboys.
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Post by Paradox on Oct 20, 2009 9:33:41 GMT -5
I would scream. Then maybe I'd scream some more.
I don't know what I would do after that. Maybe poke it with a stick or something.
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Post by Vene on Oct 20, 2009 18:18:21 GMT -5
"Who ordered the heart?"
It occurs to me that when I consider the jobs I'm applying for, I have a decent chance of encountering a human heart at work.
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Post by Jedi Knight on Oct 20, 2009 18:25:05 GMT -5
With Christmas Yule coming up, I'd probably make a decoration with it.
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Post by wmdkitty on Oct 21, 2009 21:14:28 GMT -5
I'm glad that the Rationalists clamored for an investigation. We need to get to the heart of the matter. The heart tissue need not indicate that a murder was committed; it could just as easily (perhaps more easily) be tissue stolen from a cadaver in a medical lab. But there still should be an investigation to determine what really happened here. ~David D.G. I'm not concerned with the "how it got there", I'm concerned with the "possibly infectious body part in public-ish area". Though the "how" will, no doubt, be entertaining.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Oct 22, 2009 0:28:56 GMT -5
So a Catholic Church finds a human heart floating in the holy water and decide it's Jesus's huh? Well you know what Catholics do with "the body of Christ", right?
It'll be a hell of a lot more filling than those wafers, in any case.
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Post by Jodie on Oct 22, 2009 12:17:17 GMT -5
First, I'd poke it to see if it is real, then I'd probably pass out from shock.
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Post by RavynousHunter on Oct 23, 2009 7:06:04 GMT -5
Actually...I'd probably eat it.
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