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Post by Armand Tanzarian on Oct 12, 2009 11:57:48 GMT -5
bit.ly/rxSwNSummary: The Polish Catholic church found a human heart in a tub of holy water. Instead of treating it like an actual murder investigation, they're saying it's the heart of Jesus! It took the Rationalist Society to actual call the fucking cops and see it for what it is. Seriously, what the fuck man.
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Post by Rime on Oct 12, 2009 12:16:03 GMT -5
Yep, heard about this a few weeks ago. I can't help but think this is a parlor trick to bolster sagging attendance.
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Post by catanon on Oct 12, 2009 16:07:50 GMT -5
If the Rationalists hadn't done something, it's likely that nobody would have called for a murder investigation.
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Post by lonelocust on Oct 12, 2009 16:13:53 GMT -5
A friend of mine received a package delivered to his work. He opened it, and it was a human lung.
(It was a mis-deliver to a biological research lab IIRC.)
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Post by RavynousHunter on Oct 12, 2009 16:51:58 GMT -5
Hell, you think that's bad, my bro used to work for a company that cleaned the bed sheets and pillows and shit for a hospital. He found shit like fingers, eyes, fuck, he even found a fetus one time.
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Post by wmdkitty on Oct 12, 2009 17:09:30 GMT -5
Hahaha, they seriously tried to pass it off as a miracle?
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Post by Rime on Oct 12, 2009 17:13:17 GMT -5
Yes, there's a video on YouTube about it. If you or anyone else interested, I'll drop the link.
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Post by Old Viking on Oct 12, 2009 17:18:01 GMT -5
I'd look for some steak sauce.
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Post by David D.G. on Oct 12, 2009 17:24:07 GMT -5
I'm glad that the Rationalists clamored for an investigation. We need to get to the heart of the matter. The heart tissue need not indicate that a murder was committed; it could just as easily (perhaps more easily) be tissue stolen from a cadaver in a medical lab. But there still should be an investigation to determine what really happened here. ~David D.G.
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Post by RavynousHunter on Oct 12, 2009 17:35:08 GMT -5
Yeah, if someone stole grandpa's heart to make a phony miracle, I'd certainly wanna know who to punch.
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Post by Tiger on Oct 12, 2009 19:07:32 GMT -5
Yeah, if someone stole grandpa's heart to make a phony miracle, I'd certainly wanna know who to punch. I suspect it's more likely someone stole it to prank their local church.
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Post by mistermuncher on Oct 12, 2009 19:09:28 GMT -5
Phone the Rev Al Green, ask how to mend it?
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Post by ironbite on Oct 12, 2009 19:37:26 GMT -5
Eat it to gain the power of the person it once belonged to.
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Post by purimpopoie on Oct 13, 2009 10:41:18 GMT -5
"If you kill someone, eat their heart to gain their courage. Their rich, tasty courage."
The wise words of Professor Farnsworth.
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Post by wackadoodle on Oct 13, 2009 12:20:40 GMT -5
I love these stories "Why yes, we DO have the flesh of Jesus Christ. What? A DNA test? WE AREN'T DOING ANY FUCKING TESTS YOU HEATHEN!"
But seriously, if I ever find an english speaking person citing this story as a miracle I'm gonna send them the exact same story except with a Hindu finding Vishnus liver or something and watch them instantly deny its anything but a hoax.
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