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Post by HonestlyNow on Oct 23, 2009 12:41:44 GMT -5
So a Catholic Church finds a human heart floating in the holy water and decide it's Jesus's huh? Well you know what Catholics do with "the body of Christ", right? It'll be a hell of a lot more filling than those wafers, in any case. *hurk* ugh...I think I just threw up a little in my mouth... |
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Post by Vypernight on Oct 24, 2009 3:52:36 GMT -5
What would you do if you found a human heart?
I'd check to make sure it's not mine. That holy water burns something fierce!
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Nightboomfer
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Post by Nightboomfer on Nov 7, 2009 13:01:55 GMT -5
Kali Maaaa.... KALI MAAAAA....
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Post by mice34 on Nov 7, 2009 19:27:17 GMT -5
Scream like a girly girl. It all comes back to the Catholic Church's visceral objection to notifying the police about anything. You find a human heart in the baptismal font, it's just the same as when you walk into the Vestry and Father O'Malley has his dick in the altarboys mouth, you just turn around whistle and walk away. Or if the good Father has been in one to many of the Altarboys you notify the Archdiocese and have him transferred to a new parish with brand new altarboys. Quoted for truth. |
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Post by Tiger on Nov 9, 2009 17:06:35 GMT -5
Kali Maaaa.... KALI MAAAAA.... We're dissecting fetal pigs in biology. When it came time to remove the heart, I started chanting that. |
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Post by RavynousHunter on Nov 14, 2009 16:08:39 GMT -5
Man, all we dissected were worms...what bullshit.
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Post by Vene on Nov 14, 2009 16:53:07 GMT -5
Humans are more fun.
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Post by RavynousHunter on Nov 14, 2009 18:37:39 GMT -5
Yeah, especially while they're still alive and all you have is a half-dull kitchen knife and a pint of ten year-old lager.
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Post by Random Guy on Nov 14, 2009 18:56:03 GMT -5
My group dissected a shark in my senior year of high school. It was pretty awesome when we found a squid tentacle in its stomach.
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Post by ironbite on Nov 14, 2009 19:02:17 GMT -5
.............................A SHARK!?
Ironbite-fuck!
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Post by RavynousHunter on Nov 14, 2009 19:42:03 GMT -5
Lucky bastard.
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Post by Vypernight on Nov 15, 2009 4:59:44 GMT -5
My group dissected a shark in my senior year of high school. It was pretty awesome when we found a squid tentacle in its stomach. You knew about the project ahead of time, right? You should've brought in a rubber hand or other body part, and during the experiment, pulled it out and said, "Uh, I think we found something..." |
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Post by Random Guy on Nov 15, 2009 15:28:47 GMT -5
I hadn't thought of that, but that would be hilarious.
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Post by Tiger on Nov 15, 2009 20:52:28 GMT -5
Seconded. Though the teacher had an already-dissected dogfish he told us to look at for comparison. I agree with Vene, though - I'm looking forward to that part of med school. |
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Post by dasfuchs on Nov 15, 2009 22:49:02 GMT -5
I'd offer it up to the Thuggee cult so they could fullfill their goals of ruling the world
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