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Post by Thejebusfire on Nov 16, 2009 0:10:36 GMT -5
My group dissected a shark in my senior year of high school. It was pretty awesome when we found a squid tentacle in its stomach. All we got to dissect was a frog.
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Post by ostravan on Nov 16, 2009 7:45:13 GMT -5
bit.ly/rxSwNSummary: The Polish Catholic church found a human heart in a tub of holy water. Instead of treating it like an actual murder investigation, they're saying it's the heart of Jesus! It took the Rationalist Society to actual call the fucking cops and see it for what it is. Seriously, what the fuck man. Welcome to Poland, the most religious nation in the EU, but they still only recognise Pope John Paul II despite the fact he's been dead a couple of years. As to what to do with the heart? Stuff it with sage and onions, 6 minutes in the microwave then serve with mashed potatoes and peas. Seriously, I live but a handful of meters from the Polish border, and to watch the Polish TVP2 on a sunday is a punishment. The AV engineers adjust the color balance so that the priests actually appear to GLOW!
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Post by Captain Nemo on Nov 16, 2009 11:40:35 GMT -5
90 days delinquent gets ya' the repo treatment! From the masked horror On your street corner Make your mama morn ya' I'm the Night Surgeon!
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Post by tempus on Nov 17, 2009 1:48:00 GMT -5
What would you do if you found a human heart?
I dunno--I'd probably check its collar and see to it that it got back to the owner, who would undoubtedly want it returned.
Now, if it was **spleen** we were talking about...well, then I'd have a real ethical quandary on my hands. On the one hand, he'd probably want that back too, but hey--free spleen.
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Post by HonestlyNow on Nov 17, 2009 13:37:37 GMT -5
What would you do if you found a human heart?I dunno--I'd probably check its collar and see to it that it got back to the owner, who would undoubtedly want it returned. Now, if it was **spleen** we were talking about...well, then I'd have a real ethical quandary on my hands. On the one hand, he'd probably want that back too, but hey--free spleen. What, now? I'm feeling literal today...so, re: the checking the collar thing...you know that noise the guy in the band makes when a joke falls flat? Well...*ba dum ch* and why "hey--free spleen" and not "hey--free heart"? c'mon now, the heart will fetch more on the black market...depending on its time outside the original body...
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Post by malicious_bloke on Nov 18, 2009 6:19:11 GMT -5
What would you do if you found a human heart?I dunno--I'd probably check its collar and see to it that it got back to the owner, who would undoubtedly want it returned. Now, if it was **spleen** we were talking about...well, then I'd have a real ethical quandary on my hands. On the one hand, he'd probably want that back too, but hey--free spleen. What, now? I'm feeling literal today...so, re: the checking the collar thing...you know that noise the guy in the band makes when a joke falls flat? Well...*ba dum ch* and why "hey--free spleen" and not "hey--free heart"? c'mon now, the heart will fetch more on the black market...depending on its time outside the original body... In a culinary sense, venting spleen (and possibly stuffing with garlic) is healthier than pouring your heart out
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Post by HonestlyNow on Nov 18, 2009 9:34:35 GMT -5
What, now? I'm feeling literal today...so, re: the checking the collar thing...you know that noise the guy in the band makes when a joke falls flat? Well...*ba dum ch* and why "hey--free spleen" and not "hey--free heart"? c'mon now, the heart will fetch more on the black market...depending on its time outside the original body... In a culinary sense, venting spleen (and possibly stuffing with garlic) is healthier than pouring your heart out lol...eeeew...
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