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Omegle
Nov 3, 2009 20:10:35 GMT -5
Post by Hades on Nov 3, 2009 20:10:35 GMT -5
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Yo. Stranger: Hi You: Sooo. Ever been to Neptune? Stranger: Yeah, many times You: It is pretty awesome. I've got a cottage there. Stranger: Cool xD You: John Lennon lives there. As does Elvis and Michael Jackson. Stranger: They do? You: Indeed. Stranger: Awsome You: Tony the Tiger lives there, too. But nobody cares about him. Stranger: lol x) You: So this one time, I caught a frog, and it peed on my hand. What up wit dat? Stranger: Are you a dude? You: I sure am. You: I picked up a sexist frog, is that what you're implying? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Omegle
Nov 3, 2009 21:17:38 GMT -5
Post by Mira on Nov 3, 2009 21:17:38 GMT -5
I just chatted to a guy for about an hour °_° He was an Indonesian Muslim with not the greatest English. I'm not sure why I kept talking for so long, I guess it would seem rude to disconnect. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I am transgendered Stranger: whats fun about it? You: uh, nothing particularily fun You: but I'm suprised, that usually scares people off immediately Stranger: so why u decide to? Stranger: ew Stranger: strange reason You: It's not really a choice Stranger: coz of friend or economy? You: what? Stranger: what make u like now Stranger: who is ur influence You: uh, I figured it out on my own Stranger: whre are u from? You: Illinois, USA Stranger: im indonesian,so u trans to female? You: yeah, male to female Stranger: why do many transgender male to female Stranger: not the opposite You: that's a good question You: It has something to do with how the fetus develops Stranger: i just look at the fact ... Stranger: u're bisex too? You: yes, bisexual Stranger: hmmm Stranger: in here i found alot its increase Stranger: it is the lifestyle now,is'nt it? You: hmm, I guess people are more open on the internet You: I just sort of don't care what gender the person I fall in love with is Stranger: haha so u mean u'r religy is love,huh? You: You: yes Stranger: ya,i agree about how internet infect the people nowaday Stranger: but i can't just let it happen to me You: hey, whatever is your thing, right? Stranger: i cant say yes Stranger: forbidden by religy 4 me ... Stranger: is there alot of moslem there? You: well, not a lot You: depends on the area You: closer to cities there are more You: I know of a mosque not too far away Stranger: near cities? You: yes, where there is a higher population there is usually a higher percentage of Muslims Stranger: ow i c Stranger: what ur hobby? ... Stranger: do u know about Miyabi? You: no Stranger: its a hot pornstar from Japan,he will take a scene here too Stranger: but its pending You: ahh, I see Stranger: cause the society reject You: I've heard of her I think Stranger: yea,i just can think how she became so popular here Stranger: she did'nt get it in Japan actually You: that is odd Stranger: u know acouple months she's iin the top google search here Stranger: not in Japan,i found her hard,haha
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Omegle
Nov 3, 2009 21:46:12 GMT -5
Post by spaniel on Nov 3, 2009 21:46:12 GMT -5
You: You: 20 years, Atrus. 20 long years alone. They tied me to a post. They burned their Myst linking books in front of me. They took everything I had. My wife! My two baby girls! And when I finally got back to Narayan, I saw ice. It would have been better if I had died Stranger: ello You: Hi. You: Durr hurr. Stranger: ello You: ello You: yellow You: mellow Stranger: jello You: marshmellows! of course!
Then (s)he left. : (
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Omegle
Nov 3, 2009 21:59:25 GMT -5
Post by Hades on Nov 3, 2009 21:59:25 GMT -5
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Greetings. Stranger: hi You: How's it going? Stranger: fine Stranger: where are you come from You: Can I call you Phillip? Stranger: ok. You: I'm from America, Phillip. Stranger: ok... Stranger: i have a cousin in america You: His name is Johan, isn't it? Stranger: wew Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Omegle
Nov 3, 2009 22:19:22 GMT -5
Post by ironbite on Nov 3, 2009 22:19:22 GMT -5
Got a real live one here.
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Omegle
Nov 3, 2009 22:26:25 GMT -5
Post by ironbite on Nov 3, 2009 22:26:25 GMT -5
Stranger: kiss me You: ok Stranger: beneath the milky twilight You: I prefer the Andromada Galaxy myself Stranger: LOL Stranger: NERDFACE\ You: yes and you're a six pence none the richer fan Stranger: ROFL You: I do believe the two cancel each other out Stranger: no way Stranger: I LUV NICKELBACK Stranger: AND METALLICA Stranger: AND THE BEASTIE BOYS You: I'm sorry for you Stranger: LOL Stranger: JAYKAY Stranger: I LIKE LADY GOO GOO Stranger: <333 You: why? Stranger: i dont Stranger: i like you You: you know he's a dude right? Stranger: Yeah You: well you shouldn't like me Stranger: it has a penis Stranger: why Stranger: You're amazing Stranger: you're witty and bright You: I'm a mass murdering psychopath who's right outside your window Stranger: Thats okay because ive always thought of being a serial killer Stranger: i want to be the next john wayne gacy You: oh good....now the buddy system is gonna fail Stranger: OH SAY CAN YOU SEE Stranger: BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIGHT You: no You: I'm blind Stranger: =/ Stranger: ....wait a minute Stranger: do you believe in life after love? You: of course I can Stranger: PC or mac? You: Linux Stranger: soft or hard taco You: burrito Stranger: you're difficult. You: yes...yes I am You: NO! Stranger: but im hard Stranger: ;]] You: MATCHING FANNY PACKS! You: I bet you are Stranger: FANNY PACKS FTW Stranger: i know who you are You: do you? Stranger: we go to the same school You: do we? Stranger: Yes You: what school do we go to? Stranger: University of Florida You: that's quite an amazing streach considering I"m on the other side of the country in Oregon Stranger: Oh thats sucks for you You: don't it? Stranger: oregon huh...wow Stranger: i dont think ive met anyone from there Stranger: i forgot it existed Stranger: portland? You: can't say that anymore Stranger: youre basically canada Stranger: is it cold there You: not really Stranger: i live in oregon too You: no you don't Stranger: how would you know Stranger: whats your favorite television show Stranger: dontsay house You: I can see you...I'm right outside your window remember? Stranger: ur getting a good show You: I've seen better Stranger: =/ You: hehehe Stranger: have you ever been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? You: I'm sorry what the heck was that? Stranger: THE BEST Stranger: IM THIRSTY You: around? You: nothing's ever gonna keep you down Stranger: wat Stranger: is dat jonny cash or sum crap You: wow...you must be 18 or something younger Stranger: ya Stranger: 19! You: woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow You: I'm so old Stranger: youre 27 You: not that old You: 25 Stranger: ur a quarter of a century old!! You: only in this incarnation Stranger: .. Stranger: are yu buddhist You: sure why not? Stranger: hahaa Stranger: idk Stranger: u believe in re incarnation? You: yes Stranger: wat do u think were gonna like Stranger: be other humans> Stranger: or lke cows You: like cat Stranger: LOL! Stranger: well that sucks Stranger: better than nothing i guess You: true Stranger: I LOVE U <3
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Omegle
Nov 3, 2009 22:27:04 GMT -5
Post by Esser-Z on Nov 3, 2009 22:27:04 GMT -5
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Do you like penguins? Stranger: no You: You have disconnected.
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Omegle
Nov 4, 2009 6:58:33 GMT -5
Post by tygerarmy on Nov 4, 2009 6:58:33 GMT -5
second convo You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: 'ello Stranger: ayyyeeee Stranger: s'doin champ You: just got back from work You: headed to my other job You: you? Stranger: really,its like 10:45PM isnt it a bit late for work ? You: it's 06:46am by me Stranger: shiit, and youve already worked at one job, and now goin to another ?? Stranger: u plan on sleepin in the near future ? You: sleep is for the weak Stranger: what country you in ? You: US You: you? Stranger: australia You: nice You: I want to go one day Stranger: its seriously worth it Stranger: im looking otside right now, and can see kangaroos Stranger: its sick as You: I'm looking outside I see NYC Stranger: pretty sure yor view beats mine Stranger: i want to visit america one day Stranger: maybe it will give me my big break You: it might You: what do you want to do? Stranger: newaiis, im goin naighbors place, might use that kangaroo for a lift Stranger: ohh Stranger: im a musician You: cool, what kind of music Stranger: nething from john mayer, to daughtry to life house goo goo dolls, creed mostly acostic music tho, i love remaking songs and doing acostic versions You: pretty cool You: I just found an Aussie bar in the city, I thought it was pretty cool' Stranger: wats the difference between an aussie bar an american bar Stranger: we dont call them bars in australia, we call them pubs You: bars, pubs, clubs and lounges You: Australian run and and all the bartenders were Aussies Stranger: did they serve you aussie beer and bundy ? You: I had beer, don't remember what, I was bar hopping Stranger: like a true aussie trooper You: finding and trying new beers in new places Stranger: ill get to do that one day, its good in australia but, we can drink when we are 18 You: 21 here, it's sucks Stranger: lol, all you yanks should come over here when you turn 18, go back when you turn 21 Stranger: make the most of life Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Omegle
Nov 4, 2009 7:04:41 GMT -5
Post by Mantorok on Nov 4, 2009 7:04:41 GMT -5
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Do you like penguins? Stranger: no You: You have disconnected. You did the right thing.
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Omegle
Nov 4, 2009 7:37:44 GMT -5
Post by Bluefinger on Nov 4, 2009 7:37:44 GMT -5
My first one: Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: Greetings Stranger: how are you You: I'm feeling quite content today for once You: yourself? Stranger: i'm sick Stranger: :S Stranger: cold Stranger: brr You: Ah, I don't get sick very often Stranger: lucky u You: Probably to do with what I've been exposed to throughout my university years You: The horrors... Stranger: so ur age? You: Old enough just to have finished university Stranger: like 24 -25? You: More or less Stranger: more Stranger: i think You: Are you willing to bet on that thought? Stranger: no Stranger: i just ask for chattin u know You: Ahh, not a betting man then Stranger: yea Stranger: so ur age and sex? You: 22 and currently androgynous Stranger: hehe Stranger: funny Stranger: really Stranger: funny Stranger: You: Well, such is the predicament of being an anonymous stranger... I could be anything, and the same applies to you, likewise Stranger: i think u are a girl Stranger: cuz girls are very esoteric Stranger: well i am 18 and i am male Stranger: not reason for bein mysticial You: I see, I see You: Well, I guess me being rather roundabout with myself is something that just attributes to my androgyny You: Can't really ever be sure though Stranger: hmm Stranger: but i know Stranger: u are a girl Stranger: whatever You: But how can you be so sure? Stranger: thats not important You: So what would happen if I were to say I was actually male? Stranger: nothin Stranger: cuz if u are a male u can say it quickly Stranger: cuz in here mans dont chattin with mans Stranger: they want to chat with girls Stranger: i dont know why Stranger: but this is the truth You: But in this situation, it would appear you are talking to a rather male person, who happens to prefers to identify as an androgynous individual due to some personality quirks of his, along with various philosophical reasons You: A predicament if you intend on speaking to someone of the female gender Stranger: thats hard to understand Stranger: cuz my english isnt Stranger: well Stranger: like urs You: And to think I'm technically a foreigner... You: regardless! Stranger: where are ur from Stranger: dont say that i am form the earth Stranger: i will punchin my pc Stranger: here Your conversational partner has disconnected. It was like he was reading my mind... not. xD
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Omegle
Nov 4, 2009 7:41:38 GMT -5
Post by Bluefinger on Nov 4, 2009 7:41:38 GMT -5
Oh this made me laugh: Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Did you know that they've banned all flatscreens in sweden because of the fire hazard You: I did not know that You: Is there any citation for this claim? Stranger: no my boss told me You: [citation needed] Stranger: i work at samsung north america Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Omegle
Nov 4, 2009 7:53:56 GMT -5
Post by Lady Renae on Nov 4, 2009 7:53:56 GMT -5
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey there Stranger: hey! You: So how many weird conversations have you hung up on ? *giggle* Stranger: none, people hang up on me You: The sad part is when you get to the point where you're having a rather unsatisfactory conversation but your only thought is "well at least this one isn't hitting on me or typing in leet speak". Stranger: yeah You: So how come people hang up on you? Or do you have any idea? Stranger: I'm 25 m asl? You have disconnected.
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Omegle
Nov 4, 2009 7:58:11 GMT -5
Post by Mantorok on Nov 4, 2009 7:58:11 GMT -5
I decided to join in on the fun:
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: fuck me Stranger: im female You: I like dudes Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Omegle
Nov 4, 2009 8:08:33 GMT -5
Post by Bluefinger on Nov 4, 2009 8:08:33 GMT -5
There's /b/tards afoot!
Stranger: Hello You: Greetings Stranger: Where are you from? You: I'm from the middle of nowhere, the centre of everywhere. Stranger: What a shitty place to live in Stranger: What be your name? You: My name is the Laughing Man Stranger: You WHAT Stranger: ARE YOU KIDDING ME You: Don't make me eye-hack you Stranger: ARE YOU THREATENING ME Stranger: ████████████████████ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█ ░░███░░░░░░░███░█ ░█░░░█░░░░░█░░░█░█ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█ ░░███░░░░░░░███░░█ ░█░░░█░░░░░█░░░██ █░░░███░░░█░░░███ █░░████░░░█░░████ █░░░███░░░█░░░███ ░█░░░█░░░░░█████ ░░███░░░░░█░░░░░██ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█ █ ░░██░░░░██░░░░░░░░███ ░░░████████░░░░░░░███ ░░░░████████░░░░░███ ░░░░░░████████████ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█ ░░░░░░░░░░░████ ░░░░░░░░░░░░█ ░░░░░░░░░░░█ ░░░░░░░ YOU BEST BE JOKING You: Yes Stranger: YOU HAVE ANGERED LUIGI You: I guess I'll just have to retaliate with ASCII bear You: ("\(.:...:.)/") You: rawr Stranger: ░░░░░░░░░▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░▄█████████████▄░░░░░ ░░▄██████████████████▄░░░ ░░████████████████████▄░░ ░██████████████████████░░ ░██████████████████████░░ ░██████████████████████░░ ░░█████████▀▀▀█████████░░ ░░▀█████▀░░░░░░░▀█████░░░ ░░░▀▀███░░█░░░█░░███▀░░░░ ░░░░░░░█░░░░▀░░░░█░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░▄██▄░░▀▀░▄█▀▄░░░░░░ ░░░░▄▀░▀▄▀▀███▀▀▄▀░▀▄░░░░ BOBBA ░░░░█░░░░▀▄▀░▀▄▀░▄░░█░░░░ ░░░░█░█░░░█░░░█░░█░░█░░░░ ░░░░█░█░░░░▀▄▀▀▀▀█░░█░░░░ ░░░░█░█░░░░░▄░░▄██▄▄▀░░░░ ░░░░█░█░░░░░▄░░████░░░░░░ ░░░░███▄░░░▄▄▄░░░▄▀░░░░░░ ░░░░░▀▀█▀▀▀░▄░▀▀▀█░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░█░░░░█░░░░█░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░█░░░░█░░░░█░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░█▄▄▄▄█▄▄▄▄█░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░██████▄▄▄▄▀░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░▀▀▀▀▀░░░░░░░░░░░░ Stranger: THAT'S A NICE LOOKING BEAR Stranger: WHAT BE HIS NAME? You: I named him Maul Stranger: CUTE You: Yeah... he's adorable Stranger: Are you Anonymous? You: the way he mauls the postmen just makes you go "Awww~" Stranger: HAHA Stranger: YOU MAD You: Well, I am technically anonymous You: for I am an unknown stranger Stranger: YOU SEEMS VERY SMART Stranger: IS YOU A GENIUS? You: That's what your mum said Stranger: OH NO YOU DIDN'T You: I just did Stranger: ¶¶¶____¶¶¶_¶¶¶¶¶¶¶__¶¶¶¶¶_____¶¶¶¶¶___¶¶¶¶¶¶¶_¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶___¶¶¶___¶¶¶___¶¶¶__¶¶___¶¶¶__¶¶__¶¶¶_____¶¶¶___¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶_¶¶¶___¶¶¶__¶¶¶_______¶¶¶_______¶¶¶_____¶¶¶___¶¶ ¶¶¶_¶¶¶¶¶¶___¶¶¶__¶¶¶__¶¶¶¶_¶¶¶__¶¶¶¶_¶¶¶¶¶¶__¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶__¶¶¶¶¶___¶¶¶__¶¶¶___¶¶¶_¶¶¶___¶¶¶_¶¶¶_____¶¶¶_¶¶¶ ¶¶¶___¶¶¶¶___¶¶¶___¶¶¶_¶¶¶___¶¶¶_¶¶¶__¶¶¶_____¶¶¶__¶¶¶ ¶¶¶____¶¶¶_¶¶¶¶¶¶¶__¶¶¶¶¶_____¶¶¶¶¶___¶¶¶¶¶¶¶_¶¶¶___¶¶ You: cracker Stranger: ¶¶¶____¶¶¶_¶¶¶¶¶¶¶__¶¶¶¶¶_____¶¶¶¶¶___¶¶¶¶¶¶¶_¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶___¶¶¶___¶¶¶___¶¶¶__¶¶___¶¶¶__¶¶__¶¶¶_____¶¶¶___¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶_¶¶¶___¶¶¶__¶¶¶_______¶¶¶_______¶¶¶_____¶¶¶___¶¶ ¶¶¶_¶¶¶¶¶¶___¶¶¶__¶¶¶__¶¶¶¶_¶¶¶__¶¶¶¶_¶¶¶¶¶¶__¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶__¶¶¶¶¶___¶¶¶__¶¶¶___¶¶¶_¶¶¶___¶¶¶_¶¶¶_____¶¶¶_¶¶¶ ¶¶¶___¶¶¶¶___¶¶¶___¶¶¶_¶¶¶___¶¶¶_¶¶¶__¶¶¶_____¶¶¶__¶¶¶ ¶¶¶____¶¶¶_¶¶¶¶¶¶¶__¶¶¶¶¶_____¶¶¶¶¶___¶¶¶¶¶¶¶_¶¶¶___¶¶ Stranger: You are RUDE You: So no dirty talking? Damn, just like your mum Stranger: So you are BRITISH AFTER ALL Stranger: I HATE YOUR SHITTY ISLAND You: Yes, and the invasion is well under way You: Step 1) Seduce all mothers, Result: Overwhelming Success Stranger: WHAT You: Step 2 is still confidential You: But needless to say, you are all doomed Stranger: WHAT IS THAT CUNNING PLAN YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT You: Be very afraid You: Better get a dog, and close your curtains Stranger: ANONYMOUS? You: We are legion after all Stranger: LUIGI GUARDS MY BACK You: And that is where you fall into the trap Stranger: EUROFAG Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Omegle
Nov 4, 2009 8:40:31 GMT -5
Post by Bluefinger on Nov 4, 2009 8:40:31 GMT -5
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: wanna fuck with me You: Are you perhaps a clown? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Fucking. GOLD.
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