This person was fun.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I love you.
You: I'm recruiting people to help me pull off a taco heist. You in? I can't guarantee your safety.
You: Oh, I'm quite flattered.
Stranger: A...TACO HEIST!? Yup, Give me 10 mins and i'll be back with my Barny colouring book and roll of bubblewrap.
You: Excellent. An unmarked van will meet you in the park.
Stranger: Which park? And where about in the park?
Stranger: And dont worry about me. I've got protection.
You: The park. You know, the one with trees and such.
You: Great, you have condoms.
You: Oh, protection as in guns? That's good too. As this is a heist.
Stranger: No, I have a bin liner and bubblewrap. For Her pleasure xD
You: We're going to stick it to the man. Tonight, we change history. And have a tasty dinner in the process.
Stranger: So, WHat is the purpose of this heist? The delicious taco?
You: Precisely.
You: And also, it's an excuse to put black stuff under our eyes and sneak around at night. That's always fun times.
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: ....Can i wrap the doors in cellofane?
You: Sure. But wait until we get the swag to safety.
Stranger: ...But...They'll get cold!
You: I've got a hot plate in the van.
Stranger: I wasnt talking about the tacos. I was talking about the Doors! And how many people we got to work with here?
You: So far it's you, me, and a spider monkey named Jim.
Stranger: ...Hold on tight spider monkey.
You: He's got our backs, I can assure you. He was in Vietnam.
Stranger: oooooh, Whats his specialty?
You: He can kill you 57 different ways with a banana.
You: He can also pick lice off of you.
You: Okay, the time is nigh. I'll see you in the park in 10 minutes.
Stranger: Ok, My friend. May the darkness conceal you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.