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Omegle
Nov 4, 2009 8:42:54 GMT -5
Post by Esser-Z on Nov 4, 2009 8:42:54 GMT -5
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Omegle
Nov 4, 2009 8:47:39 GMT -5
Post by Mantorok on Nov 4, 2009 8:47:39 GMT -5
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: The walruses are attacking Stranger: oh noes You: They're coming for Jamie Hyneman Stranger: ololololloololol You: I'm not kidding, they hate Science Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hey Stranger: I'm a prude swedish nun with a taste for 80's progressive rock Stranger: how bout you You: I don't believe in Belgium Stranger: oh thank god Stranger: we can move on from that belgium myth Stranger: i thought you know in avg society people just assume"belguim that must be for real" Stranger: sheep Stranger: hows it going on your end of the globe pal You: I'm on the moon Stranger: dark side/light side? You: light side Stranger: sure you guys are doing well now, but when the next economic shift will happen you guys are screwed, no light savings built up over the years You: But we have a booming tourist industry Stranger: yeah well i tried to book a hotel on the moon once and they told me it was full Stranger: you might appreciate this next moon joke Stranger: whats the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson You: Yeah, some of the hotels don't like people from other worlds. These bastards from Earth hit a hotel with a bomb a few weeks back. Stranger: Neil armstrong walked on the moon Stranger: and Michael Jackson fucked children You: That's just ignorant. You: We know they faked the moon landing. Stranger: well you might know Stranger: but i still have my suspicions Stranger: on the moon meatwad we have evolved beyond rules and manners Stranger: on the moon its not stealing if you need it Stranger: and you need it on the moon You: Gotta go, some Martians are knocking on my door to tell me about Space-Jesus. Stranger: jesus christ man You have disconnected.
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Omegle
Nov 4, 2009 9:22:20 GMT -5
Post by Lady Renae on Nov 4, 2009 9:22:20 GMT -5
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey, bi male looking for bi make/ female You: you found one, and she is so not interested You have disconnected.
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Omegle
Nov 4, 2009 11:22:54 GMT -5
Post by Bluefinger on Nov 4, 2009 11:22:54 GMT -5
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey asl? You: 14/f Stranger: horny? You: Thank you for responding. We will now be tracing your IP so we can arrest you for soliciting minors. Stranger: What? Stranger: xD Stranger: I'm a minor myself. You: We'll see about that. Stranger: Eh? Stranger: Who are you? You: As far as you need to know, the FBI. This is part of an operation to crackdown on sex offenders preying on minors in chatrooms Stranger: Prove it? Stranger: And I'm sorry. Stranger: I didn't even know this was a legal offense. You: Well, won't you be glad to hear when I say... haha, sucka! Stranger: Damn you tricked me. Stranger: XD Stranger: *kills you* You: The Internet: Where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI. Stranger: Haha Stranger: This really, really made me go "Wtf" Stranger: You made it sound really well. You: I am good with formal language. Successful troll is successful!
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Omegle
Nov 4, 2009 13:17:16 GMT -5
Post by Sleepy on Nov 4, 2009 13:17:16 GMT -5
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hi there You: how old are you? Stranger: 19! You: Oh snap Stranger: can you read? You: No I can't fucking read Stranger: ooh,, You: Can you read? Stranger: Yes! You: That's a plus
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Omegle
Nov 4, 2009 13:45:27 GMT -5
Post by Bluefinger on Nov 4, 2009 13:45:27 GMT -5
Okay, this made me lol:
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello parkingmeter You: Yes, I have a toll. Now pay up! Stranger: doh! You: What are you waiting for? Wanna get clamped?! Stranger: well, yes noo..... Stranger: i dont have money really You: Too bad then You have disconnected.
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Omegle
Nov 4, 2009 15:46:47 GMT -5
Post by Vene on Nov 4, 2009 15:46:47 GMT -5
I have failed the gay agenda.
Stranger: hi Stranger: 23 m here You: You have a year on me You: Wanna be gay? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Omegle
Nov 4, 2009 16:08:44 GMT -5
Post by Mira on Nov 4, 2009 16:08:44 GMT -5
Yay, I found a creep. I did what I always do and played along. [NSFW] Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey stranger Stranger: im male with a 10 inch penis You: interesting You: that's significantly above the mean Stranger: i guess its decent You: do people ever complain that it's too big? Stranger: nope Stranger: they mostly like it You: ah, good deal then Stranger: yes. except i cnt hide boners Stranger: too big =// You: must be awkward Stranger: a teacher caught me last yr You: haha, ouch Stranger: it was all her fault tho Stranger: she wore such tight shit Stranger: and she bent over kinda You: women can be such whores You: they should know better Stranger: iknow Stranger: she saw it lol Stranger: tho Stranger: and she told me to saty after class i was in troublebut Stranger: all she did was ask me wat happened Stranger: and i explained and she didnt believe it was my dick Stranger: so i showed her and i had to leave after tht Stranger: lol Stranger: so embarassing You: ohh Stranger: true story You: like, exposed the whole thing? You: wang out in school? Stranger: well kinda Stranger: we were in a classroom Stranger: and she didnt believe me she thought i was being innapropriate Stranger: but i tod her it rlly was my penis You: haha You: shoulda smacked her with it Stranger: and than showed it Stranger: lol i guess so Stranger: she touched it Stranger: but for lik a sec Stranger: she was s hot You: nice You: think you're gonna bang her? Stranger: it was lst yr You: oh, damn Stranger: wasnt so bad Stranger: at the end f the yr i stayed for detention Stranger: and she gave me a quick hj You: that is hardcore Stranger: i loved it Stranger: cummed kinda fast tho You: lucky man Stranger: very You: so, tell me more about your genitals Stranger: are u male or female btw? You: female Stranger: how old You: 17 Stranger: nice me too You: cool! Stranger: yea Stranger: so u wanna kno about my dick? You: yeah, it sounds interesting Stranger: wat u wanna kno Stranger: ill tell u anything You: hmm... You: you fuck a lot of people with it? Stranger: not alot of ppl Stranger: but ya i fuck Stranger: lol You: hah, cool You: have you ever played around with other boys? Stranger: yea i guess Stranger: ehh. no why? You: I was just curious Stranger: lol no im straight You: to be honest, it sounds like it'd be kinda sexy You: ah, gotcha Stranger: it might be Stranger: 2 cocks =] You: hehe Stranger: one in ur pussy one in ur ass You: sounds like fun Stranger: im so horny Stranger: and naked Stranger: wanna send naked pics? You: none of myself Stranger: why not You: don't have my own digital, plus the FBI lol Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Omegle
Nov 4, 2009 16:56:44 GMT -5
Post by Sandafluffoid on Nov 4, 2009 16:56:44 GMT -5
Stranger: ur horny arnt u You: No, no I am not. That is a shit way to open a conversation, good day to you sir. You have disconnected.
I found it amusing
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Omegle
Nov 4, 2009 18:41:33 GMT -5
Post by spaniel on Nov 4, 2009 18:41:33 GMT -5
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: i love you You: Hello. You: I love you too. Stranger: i love you more You: I love you more and more. Stranger: i love u much more, <3 You: I love you much, much more. <3 Stranger: ur asl? Stranger: please? You: ASL? What does that mean? Stranger is typing... Stranger: age/sex/location Stranger: just tell me ur sex You: Female. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Omegle
Nov 4, 2009 21:32:45 GMT -5
Post by Mira on Nov 4, 2009 21:32:45 GMT -5
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: YO You: I think I love you You: or maybe I'm just getting hungry You: I'm not sure which it is Stranger: okay Stranger: well bye then You: bye, my prince Stranger: jk Stranger: jk Stranger: jk Stranger: im not a boy;; You: oh, then princess Stranger: okay. You: sorry, you don't look like a boy You: I'm not wearing my glasses Stranger: I know I don't. Stranger: Oh I see. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Omegle
Nov 4, 2009 21:46:19 GMT -5
Post by Mira on Nov 4, 2009 21:46:19 GMT -5
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: hi Stranger: m or f? You: female Stranger: fantastic Stranger: with hot pussy? You: uhh, my cat isn't that hot You: she's just sorta regular warm Stranger: then i will make it hot You: you wanna molest my cat? Stranger: yeap with my dick You: she would probably bite it Stranger: i like that feeling You: okay, just make sure you don't get blood all over the couch Stranger: to be bited and pull it out Stranger: I do not care I need sex You: yeah, sounds like it You: must have some intense tension built up if you want it that badly Stranger: and i like your breasts You: that could be flattering if you were actually seeing my breasts You: but you aren't You: soooo Stranger: you can feel it with my dick in Stranger: strugling in your cat Stranger: do you have cam You: no, I do not Stranger: i 'd like to show you my dick Stranger: please give me your breasts You: I'd prefer to keep them Stranger: I want to bite it Stranger: and suck Stranger: make you high You: biting is painful Stranger: hear you scream Stranger: pain sometimes brings fun You: well, if we met I'd probably scream, but for reasons other than you are thinking Stranger: how old are you ? You: 13 Stranger: my god! You: which god is that? Stranger: I going you are too young for me You: bye, have fun showing you penis to people Stranger: sorry for what I,v said Stranger: Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Omegle
Nov 4, 2009 21:48:14 GMT -5
Post by The_L on Nov 4, 2009 21:48:14 GMT -5
I'm giggling uncontrollably at "Have fun showing your penis to people" now. XD
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Omegle
Nov 4, 2009 22:17:10 GMT -5
Post by Vene on Nov 4, 2009 22:17:10 GMT -5
You: Would you like to hear about Jesus? Stranger: hey Stranger: sure You: Well, he's this guy, see, he is also a masochist. Nails give him a hard on You: Why else would God let some idiots kill him? You: It's gotta be a sexual fetish Stranger: you know he did die for you! You: No, he died for an orgasm Stranger: You really disgust me. You: It's in the Bible You: Read it sometime You: It's my favorite book ever Stranger: jus cause you're a perve doesn't mean there isn't more to life than an orgasm You: Just, a bit too much on the violence Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Omegle
Nov 5, 2009 1:11:42 GMT -5
Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Nov 5, 2009 1:11:42 GMT -5
Mira, I love you. After Cait is done molesting you and whoever is after her I want to be next.
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