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Post by m52nickerson on Mar 18, 2009 21:56:21 GMT -5
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Post by Thejebusfire on Mar 18, 2009 22:24:55 GMT -5
Isn't that the one where the like six year old gets beaten to shit, then dies in an alleyway? Yeah...can't imagine why that would have frightened you.... Yeah, esp since I was around 7 or so when I first read it. Look at this one: www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1057/1057_01.asp "Catholisim controls it's members from the cradle to the grave." How's that any different than any other form of Christianity?
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Post by nausea on Mar 19, 2009 14:35:45 GMT -5
As one initiated in the dark and esoteric rituals of 3rd Edition Dungeons and Dragons, Satanic oaths bind me to claim Dark Dungeons as my favorite.
Also, any Chick tract "adapted for _____ audiences" is inevitably hilarious.
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Post by darthtoxic on Mar 19, 2009 16:45:59 GMT -5
"Somebody Loves Me", because it traumatized me as a kid.
And "Lisa", because it's just inhumanly terrible.
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Post by szaleniec on Mar 19, 2009 19:52:40 GMT -5
I posted this on the FSTDT gallery thread over on the general board, but it's on topic here:
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Post by devilschaplain2 on Mar 19, 2009 22:13:27 GMT -5
Jeeze, some of these look like they came out of the mind of a six-year-old. Like when it has the arrow pointing to what is apparently Jesus:
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Post by devilschaplain2 on Mar 19, 2009 22:15:50 GMT -5
I posted this on the FSTDT gallery thread over on the general board, but it's on topic here: My favorite part of that particular panel is the phrase "I'm a Buddhist and you don't exist!" ;D
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Post by Mira on Mar 19, 2009 22:21:55 GMT -5
I posted this on the FSTDT gallery thread over on the general board, but it's on topic here: My favorite part of that particular panel is the phrase "I'm a Buddhist and you don't exist!" ;D That is my favorite panel for the same reason.
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Post by antichrist on Mar 19, 2009 22:49:20 GMT -5
I posted this on the FSTDT gallery thread over on the general board, but it's on topic here: My favorite part of that particular panel is the phrase "I'm a Buddhist and you don't exist!" ;D So I'm allowed to say he doesn't exist because I'm Buddhist? But because I'm also an atheist, I really, deep down inside, believe he exists and am just having a hissy fit? I'm so confused
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Post by gadfly on Mar 20, 2009 1:01:53 GMT -5
My fav Chick tract? Why, DARK DUNGEONS, of course! Awesome fetishistic title? CHECK! Mistakes made about RPGs that five minutes of research could have solved? CHECK! Contempt and superstitious fear for other people's hobbies? CHECK! Inadvertently hilarious dialog? CHECK! ( "NOOO! No, Marcie, you didn't have to do that!" "I don't want to be Elfstar anymore. I want to be Debbie.") Runner-up: whatever the hell the tract was called where Chick claimed that the Catholic Church invented Islam. I know this impulse isn't Christlike, but I seriously wanted to beat him with a Papal encyclical when I came across that.
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Post by ouabache on Mar 20, 2009 1:34:12 GMT -5
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!
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Post by ironbite on Mar 20, 2009 1:58:48 GMT -5
My fav Chick tract? Why, DARK DUNGEONS, of course! Awesome fetishistic title? CHECK! Mistakes made about RPGs that five minutes of research could have solved? CHECK! Contempt and superstitious fear for other people's hobbies? CHECK! Inadvertently hilarious dialog? CHECK! ( "NOOO! No, Marcie, you didn't have to do that!" "I don't want to be Elfstar anymore. I want to be Debbie.") Runner-up: whatever the hell the tract was called where Chick claimed that the Catholic Church invented Islam. I know this impulse isn't Christlike, but I seriously wanted to beat him with a Papal encyclical when I came across that. Dark Dungeons is best when MSTed.
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Post by ouabache on Mar 20, 2009 2:14:27 GMT -5
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Post by Nutcase on Mar 20, 2009 2:59:41 GMT -5
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Post by nausea on Mar 20, 2009 13:24:28 GMT -5
How could I have forgotten about the Last Generation? I rescind my earlier statement and hereby declare The Last Generation unequivocally the best of all Chick tracts.
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