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Post by renaissanceblonde on Mar 20, 2009 23:48:14 GMT -5
I'm Aspie and I only got 19.
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Post by frogflayer on Mar 20, 2009 23:52:49 GMT -5
Well fuck me through a rolling doughnut, I only scored 1. I don't think that's fair.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Mar 20, 2009 23:52:51 GMT -5
Wooo, 43 ;D.
Admittedly, I did stretch the truth just a wee bit, but I'm sure that was the demon's fault.
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Post by schizophonic on Mar 21, 2009 0:12:37 GMT -5
I got a 30. But I think the test is rigged. At least 5-7 of those questions applied directly to my Asperger's. Of course, fundies probably think Autism spectrum disorders are due to the devil anyway, so I guess I'm fucked regardless. Mental disabilities are demon inducing anyway. Some of those are perfect for bipolar disorder, social anxiety disorder, clinical depression, etc. Several more can be explained by being abused by a parent or trusted authority figure, be it Daddy, a priest, an aunt or uncle, or a teacher. A few more apply to GBLT folks, or even folks whose sex life is heterosexual but slightly out of the norm. The first one applies to me, but this one really resonates with me, because I can't help but think how much of my former self-destruction was rooted in groups like this spreading ignorance and fear and causing so many folks to be self-loathing.
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Post by Lady Renae on Mar 21, 2009 0:14:05 GMT -5
That's the beauty of my 44. I didn't have to stretch anything at all.
I'm so pseudo-psychotic. hehehe. ^-^
Seriously, if you cross me in a dark alley, don't try to steal my booze. It's a dark alley. I could mistake you for an idiot. (not sure where that came from...)
EDIT: I love how they actually ask you if you've asked Satan to do your bidding. I also loved how I got to answer "in my past" on that one. In spite of the fact that I genuinely meant it at the time, once I figured out it didn't really do anything I loved freaking people out by repeating the "performance" and telling them stories of the evils I got to assist with when I went for visits.
I was not very nice in church...
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Post by ironbite on Mar 21, 2009 0:27:56 GMT -5
That's just something I don't understand. Why would you ask Satan, a guy who hates humanity so much he fell from paridise, to do your bidding? And why would he actually do said bidding when he hates your guts?
Ironbite-makes no sense to me.
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Post by Lady Renae on Mar 21, 2009 0:31:01 GMT -5
Actually, Satan is Prometheus. Lucifer so loved humanity that he wanted to protect it from God who was a misanthropist masochist bastard. Satan wants you to have fun. God wants you to be robots. It really isn't that hard to see why some people might prefer one over the other.
Personally, I think Lucifer is the good guy and YHWH is the one running the bad PR campaign.
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Post by frogflayer on Mar 21, 2009 0:58:26 GMT -5
LR I.m with you on that one. Lucifer is the light bringer - I've assumed that was part of of the Prometheus myth. But failing that I'll go with Sophia and the Demi-urge.
No flaming pits of oil for me thanks, I'll take the dry martini with the unpitted olive.
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Post by Lady Renae on Mar 21, 2009 2:56:21 GMT -5
He's had everything from light bringer to morning star to who knows what else... he's also the fairest of the angels and the ... lemme remember... the shining left hand of the great architect? Anyway he's supposed to be the smartest angel... maybe even smarter than God I don't remember. So yeah... he's the best looking, smartest, most practical, most compassionate, greatest warrior, human-lovingest angel there ever was. No wonder God wanted him out of the fan club, and no wonder people seem to like him so much. I mean really, who wouldn't want to have psychosis-induced serial dreams about the guy?
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Post by ironbite on Mar 21, 2009 3:12:09 GMT -5
....LUCIFER WAS A GARY SUE!
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Post by Vypernight on Mar 21, 2009 3:58:46 GMT -5
Your test score is 48 You are at high risk for demonic oppression/possession.
Should I contact them and tell them the demons actually work for me?
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Post by Art Vandelay on Mar 21, 2009 5:15:07 GMT -5
Actually, Satan is Prometheus. Lucifer so loved humanity that he wanted to protect it from God who was a misanthropist masochist bastard. Satan wants you to have fun. God wants you to be robots. It really isn't that hard to see why some people might prefer one over the other. Personally, I think Lucifer is the good guy and YHWH is the one running the bad PR campaign. And the "fires of hell" most likely just refer to the boiler room or something of the sort. The rest of the place (which the bible conveniently forgets to mention) is most likely far more awesome than heaven could ever hope to be.
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Post by gotpwnt on Mar 21, 2009 7:07:08 GMT -5
LOL "raped/incest/molested"... "currently" What the fuck? I'm a 22 btw.
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Post by antichrist on Mar 21, 2009 14:26:00 GMT -5
Your test score is 48 You are at high risk for demonic oppression/possession. Should I contact them and tell them the demons actually work for me? At 48, I think they do. BTW, are your demons demanding a union? If so, how are you dealing with it?
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Post by Tiger on Mar 21, 2009 20:54:13 GMT -5
15.
Boo.
Lower, actually, because I told them there were voices telling me to blaspheme God and that I tried to sell my soul to Satan.
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