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Post by Lady Renae on Jan 12, 2010 5:00:52 GMT -5
Granted. You ate him alive instead, and he was made of garlic. *evil*
I wish I knew everything.
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Post by ironbite on Jan 12, 2010 5:34:08 GMT -5
Granted but you know everything about me.
Ironbite-I wish I had a giant ruban sandwitch.
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Post by Vypernight on Jan 12, 2010 7:44:50 GMT -5
Granted, but Vince takes it after he beats you for the WWE Title in a Tuxedo match.
I wish I could get away with killing our Corporate Manager.
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Post by Ranger Joe on Jan 12, 2010 8:56:27 GMT -5
Granted, but Vince takes it after he beats you for the WWE Title in a Tuxedo match. I wish I could get away with killing our Corporate Manager. Granted, but then you have to take his job. I wish the Army would let me rejoin my squad.
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Post by Bluefinger on Jan 12, 2010 9:12:59 GMT -5
Granted, but then you have to take his job. I wish the Army would let me rejoin my squad. Granted, but the US then declares war on Clowns, and you and your squad are pitted against the entire Clown army, who turn out to be far far more lethal and tricky opponents than originally thought. I wish I had a nuclear submarine at my disposal, fully armed, fully crewed with people loyal to my cause and also fully trained. The submarine will be fully operational and would deployed and hidden under the seas, only responding to my commands.
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Post by Vypernight on Jan 12, 2010 9:46:03 GMT -5
Granted, but then you have to take his job. I wish the Army would let me rejoin my squad. Granted, but the US then declares war on Clowns, and you and your squad are pitted against the entire Clown army, who turn out to be far far more lethal and tricky opponents than originally thought. I wish I had a nuclear submarine at my disposal, fully armed, fully crewed with people loyal to my cause and also fully trained. The submarine will be fully operational and would deployed and hidden under the seas, only responding to my commands. Granted, but it's crewed by fundie Christians who declare you unfit for duty since you're a 'delusioned atheist.' They take command and assign you to the brig while they attack evil pagans around the world. I wish I hadn't eaten that entire bag of chocolate chips last night.
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Post by gomer21xx on Jan 12, 2010 12:10:46 GMT -5
Granted, but you ate an entire bag of marshmallows instead.
I wish Marzgurl had natural blue hair.
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Post by Tiberius on Jan 12, 2010 14:02:22 GMT -5
Granted, but you ate an entire bag of marshmallows instead. I wish Marzgurl had natural blue hair. Granted, but it changed back to it's current color two seconds later... whoverer Marzgurl is had it, though! I wish that MOAS weren't extinct... not sure why I thought emus -.- .
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Jan 12, 2010 16:38:15 GMT -5
Granted, but they kill you.
I wish Saskatchewan wasn't such a barren wasteland.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Jan 12, 2010 19:01:36 GMT -5
Granted. Sasketchewan sinks below the ocean and becomes a coral reef.
I wish I could breathe underwater.
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Jan 12, 2010 19:08:00 GMT -5
Might want to flesh that out a bit. As in mention how a land locked province magically relocates to the ocean then sinks.
OT: Granted, but you no longer have lungs.
I wish I had both lungs and gils while still retaining my other internal and external organs.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Jan 12, 2010 19:12:10 GMT -5
Are you kidding me? This is a word game on an internet forum. Involving WISHES. I find it odd that you'd say that, let alone use the word "magic" in a statement of snark.
Granted. You suffocate, because having lungs doesn't mean you can breathe air. Fish have lungs too.
I wish Harley would die horribly at the end of all of his wishes.
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Post by Lady Renae on Jan 12, 2010 20:13:20 GMT -5
Granted, but since his concept of "horrible death" is old age, it takes a few decades.
I wish people on this forum weren't so uptight about things.
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Post by ironbite on Jan 12, 2010 20:25:24 GMT -5
Granted. You die of blushing so hard after reading one post.
Ironbite-I wish Cait had more confidence(CORRUPT THAT BITCHES!)
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Jan 12, 2010 21:02:58 GMT -5
Granted, but that confidence makes her so over confident she stops coming around her due to vast amounts of smugness.
I wish for a dinosaur that would eat people I don't like.
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