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Post by Napoleon the Clown on Jan 11, 2010 20:07:37 GMT -5
Granted, it eats your balls instead.
I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, <and> I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises.
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Jan 11, 2010 20:16:07 GMT -5
Granted, but the turkey's a bit dry.
I wish Marylin Manson didn't scare the shit out of me.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Jan 11, 2010 20:19:16 GMT -5
Granted, he now physically removes the shit from you instead, rather painfully.
I wish for world peace.
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Post by Undecided on Jan 11, 2010 20:42:45 GMT -5
Granted, he now physically removes the shit from you instead, rather painfully. I wish for world peace. Enjoy your nuclear winter. I wish for good luck.
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Post by Bluefinger on Jan 11, 2010 20:43:57 GMT -5
Ninja'd again,
Granted, but it only covers getting extra stuff from vending machines.
I wish I had an Orbital Laser cannon that I could operate to destroy any target I want, whenever I want.
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Jan 11, 2010 20:47:02 GMT -5
Granted, but the Starcraft (or some such shit) servers crash forever.
I wish torrents didn't take ass long to download.
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Post by ironbite on Jan 11, 2010 20:52:52 GMT -5
Granted, but that means you have me trying to kill you at every turn. I wish my kitty could talk. And you still haven't succeed. OT: Granted. Now they go by so fast, they kill you. Ironbite-I wish more people got me.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Jan 11, 2010 21:03:19 GMT -5
Granted, but the only people who do are emo kids, thus making you even more the laughing stock of normal people.
I wish I was bisexual.
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Jan 11, 2010 22:27:51 GMT -5
Granted, but that makes you a whore.
I wish my town wasn't boring.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Jan 11, 2010 23:51:28 GMT -5
Granted, you now live in the United States.
(I do believe I've visited upon Harley the worst punishment I could possibly inflict.)
I wish there was an FFVII remake.
(I'm scared.)
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Jan 12, 2010 0:25:38 GMT -5
Granted, but you die seconds before it's released.
I wish I had a bear that wouldn't maul me to death or harm me in anyway.
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Post by ironbite on Jan 12, 2010 0:51:16 GMT -5
Granted. He makes sweet tender love to you instead.
Ironbite-I wish I was WWE champion.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Jan 12, 2010 1:35:07 GMT -5
Granted, but that makes you a whore. And that's a bad thing how..? Anyhoo, back on topic: Granted, you are now BigChrisFilm. I wish no harm or any bad things in general would ever happen to any living thing ever again.
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Jan 12, 2010 2:00:15 GMT -5
Granted, but overpopulation takes effect.
I wish I had a giant turtle to get me from point A to point B and beyond.
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Post by Napoleon the Clown on Jan 12, 2010 2:16:13 GMT -5
The turtle eats you halfway to your destination. Sorry.
I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.
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