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Post by brendanrizzo on Nov 11, 2011 9:06:17 GMT -5
Granted. They taste horrible.
I wish I could fly.
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Post by lexikon on Nov 12, 2011 2:04:16 GMT -5
Granted, you have to ability to fly for one hour. You fly 2500 feet above ground 59 minutes in.
I wish I had shoes with lights on the side.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Nov 12, 2011 2:14:56 GMT -5
Granted, the lights shatter while walking, somehow resulting in shards of glass embedded in your feet.
I wish I could teleport.
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Post by ironbite on Nov 12, 2011 3:17:27 GMT -5
Granted but you can only teleport into Kristie Ally's mouth.
Ironbite-I wish for once more in my life that I had fish.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Nov 12, 2011 3:33:08 GMT -5
Granted, you are now naked and in a pool full of hungry piranhas. You'll probably make it out, but not before loosing a few, ahem, body parts. I hope you're not planning to have sex at any point in the future.
I wish for something amusing to happen to somebody else.
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Post by brendanrizzo on Nov 12, 2011 9:52:18 GMT -5
Granted. Something amusing happens to Obama by having him lose the upcoming election to Rick Perry.
I wish that I could get a date.
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Post by tgrwulf on Nov 12, 2011 11:43:40 GMT -5
Granted, but it's with an elderly person who's 102 years old.
I wish that I had the day off today.
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Post by Meshakhad on Nov 13, 2011 15:04:47 GMT -5
Granted. You have it off because you got fired.
I wish that I could painlessly get all the earwax out of my ears.
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Post by lexikon on Nov 13, 2011 17:56:36 GMT -5
Granted. You take a bunch of pain killers and carve out your inner ear skin with a paring knife.
I wish I could do cartwheels.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Nov 13, 2011 18:08:50 GMT -5
Granted, but you lost the ability to use any other form of locomotion.
I wish for more money.
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Post by Khris on Nov 13, 2011 19:26:03 GMT -5
Granted but its all counterfeit.
I wish i could find a none broken copy of Morrowind.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Nov 13, 2011 19:32:50 GMT -5
Granted, you find none broken copies of Morrowind anywhere. You don't find any in working order either.
I wish I could grow a full beard.
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Post by lexikon on Nov 13, 2011 21:48:35 GMT -5
Granted. It gets caught in a belt sandler.
I wish I could get accepted to MIT.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Nov 14, 2011 0:26:14 GMT -5
Granted, you are officially the newest member of the MIT janitorial staff.
I wish I had a car.
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Post by Haseen on Nov 14, 2011 4:52:39 GMT -5
Granted, but it has been assembled piece by piece in your bedroom.
I wish for a large amount of high quality chocolate with no impurities, in an accessible location.
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