|
Post by tgrwulf on Dec 8, 2011 9:44:02 GMT -5
Granted, global warming deniers make it their mission to hasten global warming as much as possible.
I wish that I didn't have to clean.
|
|
|
Post by Jack Bauer on Dec 11, 2011 16:37:38 GMT -5
Granted - your cleaning tasks are taken over by a simple minded giant of a stable boy who trundles around your apartment saying 'Hodor' and smashing all your precious things. He does, however, mean well.
I wish I understood what 'Hodor' means.
|
|
|
Post by Wykked Wytch on Dec 11, 2011 16:46:15 GMT -5
Granted - turns out that knowing the true meaning of the word "Hodor" will literally break your mind.
I wish I could eat lots and lots of white chocolate without getting fat or sick.
|
|
|
Post by Art Vandelay on Dec 11, 2011 22:50:54 GMT -5
Granted, but now everyone thinks you're racist for not eating any other chocolate.
I wish I could find my key.
|
|
|
Post by Sleepy on Dec 11, 2011 22:54:23 GMT -5
Granted, someone played a nasty prank and somehow fit it in your dick. Have fun getting it out.
I wish for a 100 on all of my final exams this week.
|
|
|
Post by Art Vandelay on Dec 11, 2011 23:13:06 GMT -5
Granted, but you're accused of cheating and expelled.
I wish for some popcorn.
|
|
|
Post by brendanrizzo on Dec 12, 2011 9:58:02 GMT -5
Granted. It's poisoned.
I wish that the Dark Ages had never occurred.
|
|
|
Post by Jack Bauer on Dec 12, 2011 10:53:40 GMT -5
Granted - this totally fucked up the pursuiit of knowledge and the Renaissance was stillborn. The Pope rules the world. Now it is time to get on your knees, again...
I wish Marmite was cheaper.
|
|
|
Post by tgrwulf on Dec 13, 2011 2:07:58 GMT -5
Granted, but it now tastes like burnt shit.
I wish that my christmas shopping was done.
|
|
|
Post by brendanrizzo on Dec 13, 2011 11:37:22 GMT -5
Granted. No one likes anything you bought for them.
I wish that Carl Sagan had not died back in the '90s.
|
|
|
Post by Art Vandelay on Dec 13, 2011 20:16:12 GMT -5
Granted, he died in the 70's.
I wish Christmas revolved only around food without the stupid carols and presents (kind of like Thanksgiving, really).
|
|
|
Post by tgrwulf on Dec 13, 2011 20:36:58 GMT -5
Granted, but now fundies go on public whitchunts of non-fundies who celebrate it.
I wish that I had the drive right now to make a video today.
|
|
|
Post by Art Vandelay on Dec 13, 2011 20:45:28 GMT -5
Granted, you do a perfect re-enactment of tubgirl.
I wish trying to think up wishes wasn't so tedious.
|
|
|
Post by Jack Bauer on Dec 14, 2011 6:31:42 GMT -5
Granted - you suffer a wishflood and your brain short circuits. You become a Republican fundy and Michele Bachmann is your idol.
I wish I could get the hang of Thursdays.
|
|
|
Post by brendanrizzo on Dec 14, 2011 8:23:04 GMT -5
Granted. You still don't like Mondays.
I wish that you could actually see the stars at night clearly.
|
|