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Post by ironbite on Jan 10, 2010 4:56:16 GMT -5
Granted. I stole all of your clothes.
Ironbite-I wish I wouldn't get hurt for that last wish granted.
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Jan 10, 2010 5:24:32 GMT -5
Granted, but you get hit by a train for unrelated reasons.
I wish I was prettier.
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Post by Deimos on Jan 10, 2010 6:29:40 GMT -5
Granted. But now you have creepy stalkers, like me.
I wish I got a Nobel Prize
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Jan 10, 2010 6:52:06 GMT -5
Granted, but someone shoved it through your eye.
I wish I had the clothes Ironbite stole.
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Post by FrizzleFry on Jan 10, 2010 7:03:46 GMT -5
Granted, but you get Ironbite too.
I wish I had new strings for my bass guitar.
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Post by Lady Renae on Jan 10, 2010 8:47:34 GMT -5
Granted, but they've been used to strangle Ironbite for reasons unrelated to his granted wish and then given as a trophy to Harley.
I wish men would stop thinking that just because I have large breasts means they need to hit on me and just because I have ovaries that it's ok to so do without repercussion.
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Post by Madame Scarlet on Jan 10, 2010 11:59:06 GMT -5
Granted, but they've been used to strangle Ironbite for reasons unrelated to his granted wish and then given as a trophy to Harley. I wish men would stop thinking that just because I have large breasts means they need to hit on me and just because I have ovaries that it's ok to so do without repercussion. Granted. You are now a man. Edit: Forgot to wish for something! I wish for a giftcard to a book store that has no limit to how much I can spend.
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Post by askold on Jan 10, 2010 12:04:53 GMT -5
Granted, but the book store only sells bibles and dianetics.
I wish I would get an engineering job.
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Post by Sandafluffoid on Jan 10, 2010 12:22:45 GMT -5
Granted, but it's as a screwdriver.
I wish I had a private jet.
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Post by Madame Scarlet on Jan 10, 2010 12:26:33 GMT -5
Granted, but it was poorly built and crashes the first time you get into it.
I wish Douglas Adams were still alive and writing.
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Post by Lady Renae on Jan 10, 2010 12:30:07 GMT -5
Granted, but he's taken to writing horrible shipper fanfics set in the Pixar multiverse.
I wish my kitchen would clean itself.
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Post by Madame Scarlet on Jan 10, 2010 12:34:32 GMT -5
Granted, but it immediately puts away anything you take out when you want to make food.
I wish my cat liked strangers.
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Post by Sandafluffoid on Jan 10, 2010 12:34:33 GMT -5
ETA: Damn, beaten to it, okay redo
Granted, but it likes the taste more than their company.
I wish I had more nice clothes
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Post by Bluefinger on Jan 10, 2010 12:41:55 GMT -5
ETA: Damn, beaten to it, okay redo Granted, but it likes the taste more than their company. I wish I had more nice clothes Granted, but it is all girl's clothing. I wish that my cats would stop trying to steal my seat and/or lap at inopportune times.
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Post by Sandafluffoid on Jan 10, 2010 12:43:32 GMT -5
I wish I had more nice clothes Granted, but it is all girl's clothing. I fail to see the problem. As for your wish, granted, but it no longer tries to steal your lap because it is now permanently attached. I wish I could sing.
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