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Post by libertarianeurope on Aug 16, 2011 1:12:36 GMT -5
Makes me wonder what would happen to the people they would have to bring along to build and maintain such a place, the ones who would end up doing all the manual and menial labour .
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Post by booley on Aug 16, 2011 1:25:53 GMT -5
Makes me wonder what would happen to the people they would have to bring along to build and maintain such a place, the ones who would end up doing all the manual and menial labour . Getting back to the Bio-shock analogy, I recall the voice recording of the big bad saying that Rapture fell because the elite forgot that somebody had to clean the toilets. |
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Post by Shane for Wax on Aug 16, 2011 1:54:13 GMT -5
Makes me wonder what would happen to the people they would have to bring along to build and maintain such a place, the ones who would end up doing all the manual and menial labour . Getting back to the Bio-shock analogy, I recall the voice recording of the big bad saying that Rapture fell because the elite forgot that somebody had to clean the toilets. Steinman, I know Medical Pavilion is your manor, but you might want to cogitate on this: ocean water is colder than a witch's tit. You don't heat the pipes, the pipes freeze. Pipes freeze, pipes burst. Then Rapture leaks. Now, I realize you're a posh sort of geezer, and, frankly, I don't give a toss if you piss or go fishing. But once Rapture starts leaking, the old girl's never gonna stop. And then I'll be sure to tell Ryan he's got you to thank. If things weren't bad enough, it seems that even our water system's sprung a leak. Yep, that's right. The irrigation system in Arcadia is taking on sea water. I told Mr. Ryan when we were building this place that either you build her like a bath tub, or she's gonna turn into a sewer. No, McDonagh, he said, we're not gonna build no bathtub... we're gonna build Eden. These sad saps. They come to Rapture, thinking they're gonna be captains of industry. But they all forget that somebody's gotta scrub the toilets. What an angle they gave me- I hand these mugs a cot and a bowl of soup, and they give me their lives. Who needs an army when I got Fontaine's Home for the Poor? |
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Post by Napoleon the Clown on Aug 16, 2011 4:02:03 GMT -5
It had to be done. I know it, you know it, we all know it. |
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Post by Jodie on Aug 16, 2011 4:26:34 GMT -5
Hey if we're going to do this pirate thing we are going to need a ship. Anyone have one of these sitting in their backyard?  |
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Post by libertarianeurope on Aug 16, 2011 12:21:20 GMT -5
I do know where this is.  Now all we'd need is a supply of eyepatches, cutlasses, peg legs and the odd bit of scurvy |
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Post by malicious_bloke on Aug 16, 2011 12:31:27 GMT -5
I do know where this is. Now all we'd need is a supply of eyepatches, cutlasses, peg legs and the odd bit of scurvy I've already bags'd that one. You can have HMS warrior from next door, she's got armour plating but isn't nearly as cool |
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Post by Amaranth on Aug 16, 2011 12:39:29 GMT -5
I do know where this is. Now all we'd need is a supply of eyepatches, cutlasses, peg legs and the odd bit of scurvy Don't forget sodomy. Lots and lots of sodomy. |
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Post by priestling on Aug 16, 2011 22:11:59 GMT -5
... I can't stop laughing about this. Bye, guys! Have fun!
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Post by Tiberius on Aug 16, 2011 22:48:04 GMT -5
I do know where this is. Now all we'd need is a supply of eyepatches, cutlasses, peg legs and the odd bit of scurvy If we're going to be Pastafarians, we also need spaghetti, meatballs, wenches, grog and candy to pass out to children. We will also need spaghetti, meatballs, wenches and grog for ourselves. |
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Post by ltfred on Aug 16, 2011 23:00:06 GMT -5
And grapeshot. Lots and lots of grapeshot.
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Post by MaybeNever on Aug 16, 2011 23:01:54 GMT -5
A whiff of grapeshot is all you need.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Aug 16, 2011 23:14:25 GMT -5
You guys are way way WAY behind the times when it comes to pirating.
A dingy, and outboard motor and a couple of AKs and RPGs is all you need.
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Post by ltfred on Aug 16, 2011 23:21:07 GMT -5
A whiff of grapeshot is all you need. Ho, ho, ho. Very funny. Let's all of us attack Moscow! |
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Aug 16, 2011 23:28:49 GMT -5
You guys are way way WAY behind the times when it comes to pirating. A dingy, and outboard motor and a couple of AKs and RPGs is all you need. A few dingys. Preferably one packed with C4 and someone willing to give their life for the cause. |
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