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Post by ltfred on Aug 16, 2011 23:45:51 GMT -5
You guys are way way WAY behind the times when it comes to pirating. A dingy, and outboard motor and a couple of AKs and RPGs is all you need. A few dingys. Preferably one packed with C4 and someone willing to give their life for the cause. An effective sneak attack method, if you do it at night. You don't get picked up on radar and then you put a hole in the side- win! But no good if they see you. Then you just get CIWSed to death. |
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Post by Art Vandelay on Aug 17, 2011 0:10:19 GMT -5
You guys are way way WAY behind the times when it comes to pirating. A dingy, and outboard motor and a couple of AKs and RPGs is all you need. A few dingys. Preferably one packed with C4 and someone willing to give their life for the cause. I suddenly find myself wishing Darckseraph was still around... |
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Post by Napoleon the Clown on Aug 17, 2011 0:31:07 GMT -5
You guys are way way WAY behind the times when it comes to pirating. A dingy, and outboard motor and a couple of AKs and RPGs is all you need. Well if you want to get modern about it, yeah. Some of us have some class, though. |
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Aug 17, 2011 0:34:09 GMT -5
A few dingys. Preferably one packed with C4 and someone willing to give their life for the cause. I suddenly find myself wishing Darckseraph was still around... At least I liked him. |
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Post by Art Vandelay on Aug 17, 2011 0:41:56 GMT -5
I suddenly find myself wishing Darckseraph was still around... At least I liked him. Perfect, then you could convince him driving a C4-laden dingy into a floating city of nutjobs is the latest 4chan meme, or something like that. |
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Post by Art Vandelay on Aug 17, 2011 0:46:20 GMT -5
You guys are way way WAY behind the times when it comes to pirating. A dingy, and outboard motor and a couple of AKs and RPGs is all you need. Well if you want to get modern about it, yeah. Some of us have some class, though. Call me crazy, but I'll take effectiveness over class. Especially when engaged in an activity that is the very antithesis of class in the first place. |
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Post by Passerby on Aug 17, 2011 1:24:36 GMT -5
Why choose between the two? Construct a frigate with a decoy wooden outer hull for the classic look and psychological shock value and arm the cannons with modified cluster munitions. The combination of a classic mast and sail with propellers on the underside of the ship ensures you have two way to move if the vessel is damaged and the fake hull can ablate and act as an additional protective layer. Of course, I'd insist on having at least one long range gun or torpedoes to compete with modern navel craft. And a gatling gun in the crow's nest.
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Post by RavynousHunter on Aug 17, 2011 2:03:27 GMT -5
You guys are way way WAY behind the times when it comes to pirating. A dingy, and outboard motor and a couple of AKs and RPGs is all you need. Well if you want to get modern about it, yeah. Some of us have some class, though. How is THIS not classy?  Aah, I love the smell of ballistic missiles in the morning! |
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Post by libertarianeurope on Aug 17, 2011 3:08:36 GMT -5
Well if you want to get modern about it, yeah. Some of us have some class, though. How is THIS not classy? Aah, I love the smell of ballistic missiles in the morning! It would be classy, but it's lacking a skull and crossbones |
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Post by RavynousHunter on Aug 17, 2011 3:57:11 GMT -5
We can paint Jolly Rogers on the noses of the cruise missiles. Give the bastards something to remark upon before they become ash.
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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Aug 17, 2011 5:05:57 GMT -5
We can paint Jolly Rogers on the noses of the cruise missiles. Give the bastards something to remark upon before they become ash. I dunno, putting marks of death on the faces of jet-propelled extinction-bringers... Don't you think that seems a little... on the nose? =D |
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Post by Shane for Wax on Aug 17, 2011 5:12:39 GMT -5
We can paint Jolly Rogers on the noses of the cruise missiles. Give the bastards something to remark upon before they become ash. Which one?  or  or  or  or maybe even...  |
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Post by chad sexington on Aug 17, 2011 5:37:50 GMT -5
I dunno, those all look kinda the same to me...
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Post by Shane for Wax on Aug 17, 2011 5:48:14 GMT -5
dam nmit, they broke didn't they? Just choose from here. |
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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Aug 17, 2011 6:20:11 GMT -5
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