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Post by Art Vandelay on Jan 11, 2010 5:27:53 GMT -5
Granted, they're now getting fucked by some other random company.
I wish I wasn't royally sunburned.
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Post by Deimos on Jan 11, 2010 5:43:30 GMT -5
Granted. But now you can never go in direct sunlight ever again
I wish I could teleport in and out of TV shows
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Post by ironbite on Jan 11, 2010 6:22:58 GMT -5
Granted but the only show you can do that to is the Suite Life of Zack and Cody.
Ironbite-I wish I could be more confident.
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Post by Lady Renae on Jan 11, 2010 6:44:38 GMT -5
Granted, but you were so confident you walked into a frag mine and died.
I wish my pancakes hadn't burned.
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Post by Vypernight on Jan 11, 2010 7:01:30 GMT -5
Granted, they come out perfectly. However, your apartment catches fire during a freak (no pun intended) accident your in which Nappy tries to post another, "I win" picture, but trips, falls out the window onto a clown car. The car crashes into a building that had recently been set aflame when one resident kicked his TV in when Firefly was back on, and another when The Simpsons was cancelled. All the clowns ran into your apartment building, setting everything on fire.
The clowns tried to use their silly string to escape, but thet started burning other residents, who ran into your apartment and set it on fire.
Your entire building burns into the ground, but your pancakes are perfect.
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I wish they made a video game with easy-to-use controls, fun gameplay, lots of chances for Cruelty Potential, and unlimited replayablity.
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Post by Deimos on Jan 11, 2010 7:02:45 GMT -5
Damn....
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Post by Bluefinger on Jan 11, 2010 9:16:16 GMT -5
I wish they made a video game with easy-to-use controls, fun gameplay, lots of chances for Cruelty Potential, and unlimited replayablity. Granted, but then you get heavily addicted to the game, and you get forced into attending a chinese gaming addiction 'camp', where they electrocute and beat the gaming addiction out of you. I wish wireless connections weren't crap and would be proper reliable and useable.
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Post by Lady Renae on Jan 11, 2010 10:11:42 GMT -5
Granted, but I'm the only person who can use them, leaving you out in the cold.
I wish for three trillion dollars.
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Post by Sandafluffoid on Jan 11, 2010 10:33:21 GMT -5
Granted, but hyperinflation sets in and you can barely afford a loaf of bread with your newfound 'wealth'.
I wish I had a cat to say hello to today.
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Post by Lady Renae on Jan 11, 2010 10:54:36 GMT -5
Granted, but she's over here on my lap being petted and therefore not listening to you. I wish my newly stretched earlobe didn't sting.
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Post by Sandafluffoid on Jan 11, 2010 10:57:53 GMT -5
Granted, it bites instead.
I wish I could style my hair with the power of thought.
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Post by Ranger Joe on Jan 11, 2010 10:59:06 GMT -5
Granted, but the cat now sees it as a new toy.
I wish that I got a huge raise at work.
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Post by Lady Renae on Jan 11, 2010 11:10:38 GMT -5
Granted, but you get fired the day before your new paycheck.
I wish I had ESP.
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Post by Sandafluffoid on Jan 11, 2010 11:12:48 GMT -5
Granted, but ESP now stands for "Extremely Shitty Pants"
I wish that all conspiracy theories were true.
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Post by rookie on Jan 11, 2010 12:48:02 GMT -5
I wish that all conspiracy theories were true. Granted. But in three weeks, Supreme World Leader Sanda will be assassinated in a military coup. I wish I had a ham and cheese sandwich on rye bread.
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